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Old July 21st, 2012 (3:07 PM).
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    Old July 22nd, 2012 (5:11 PM).
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      Old July 22nd, 2012 (6:40 PM).
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      Old July 23rd, 2012 (3:32 AM).
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        Old July 24th, 2012 (3:08 AM).
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        Sell merchandise saying "Please Make This Guy A Free Man", then watch all the protesters that come to get it.
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          Old July 24th, 2012 (3:56 AM).
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          Old July 24th, 2012 (4:10 AM).
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            Just randomly paint the walls in like 100 different colours.
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            Old August 2nd, 2012 (5:08 AM).
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            Old August 2nd, 2012 (5:19 AM).
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                571: Dart around the store humming the Mission Impossible theme with your shirt off.

                572: Kick a marble at a row, and watch it tumble down on the manager. Shout "AHHHHHHHH" repetitively then say "Oops".

                573: Redress yourself to wear opposite gender clothes, put your other clothes on the hook, and when they look, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" Twice.

                574: Redress yourself to wear opposite gender clothes, sprint to the person you're impersonating and say "HEY SIS"!

                575: Kick the manager until he lands on an open box of pins.
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                Old August 2nd, 2012 (4:04 PM).
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                    Get in those powered carts and race them around wal-mart.
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                    Go to the section with hygiene, and sex stuff grab a box of condoms and throw them all over their merchandise. That would be hilarious to see someone doing that. I think that would make "news".
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                      580: Do Awesome Face to annoy the manager.
                      581: Do Awesome Face to annoy a customer.
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                          Say hello to the manger in Spongebob's voice.

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                          Say "Abra Kadabra" and throw a basketball and then say "Go Alakazam!"

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                          Do a wrestling match against the manager and win.

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                          Throw your handbag into the manager's face.

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                          Make jokes with Julian Assange.
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                            Go to the video game aisle and get a long chair and sit at the game system and play for hours while little kids cry cuz your hogging it.
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                              Use a toy water gun on the manager.

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                              Jump around the store knocking everything and everybody over.

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                              Call the manager Gary Oak.

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                              Clog up the toilet and inform the manager about it.
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                                Old August 3rd, 2012 (9:11 AM).
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                                make a Lambo crash in the entrance
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                                Old August 3rd, 2012 (9:23 AM).
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                                  596.. What made Shadow crash into the entrance was he was going too fast and realized Wal-Mart is at this turn and drifted too soon. Wait Lambo's can't drift.....

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                                  Walk around the store with a bong and smoke out of it.
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