1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2] Page 21

Started by deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:56 AM
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darkpokeball

Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o

In your nightmares
Seen April 10th, 2014
Posted November 17th, 2013
762 posts
13.3 Years
610.
Walk in wearing a Batman costume, then tackle a random customer that looks scrawnier than you. Hold then up by their collar and shout: "WAHT DO YOU KNOW?! WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE JOKER?!"
My Chainsaw Meowth is currently missing! If you have a lead or think you know something, PLEASE PM ME! I am desperately searching, and I dread the possibility that I may never find him...
On a side note, if anybody can answer the following question right, then they get a mystery prize! *Must have a Gen V game to claim prize*
Question: What the heck did Jinora do in the finale?! I don't get it! I know 90% of you won't know what I'm talking about, but I need an answer!

NixChill

Who Ya Callin' Pinhead?

Age 22
Male
Yo Mama's Closet
Seen May 17th, 2013
Posted September 23rd, 2012
65 posts
10.8 Years
611.
walk around in a spiderman costume pretending your spiderman, punching and shooting silly spray the little kids because you think they are dr.octopus' henchmen disguised as little kids so they can rob the ladys

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
614

Set up a stall selling Pokemon goods to those who ragequit from Wi-Fi battles.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
616

Put a cardboard cutout of Marriland in the shop and then people will see how much he knows about Pokemon.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
618

Set up a dispenser... that dispatches unlimited Master Balls and Rare Candies.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

Christianzeo

Mystical Ice-Dragon Trainer

Male
Seen June 22nd, 2013
Posted November 8th, 2012
11 posts
12.7 Years
621. jump IN the toilets and sing, it's a water park, then mix coke and mentos and watch the volcanoe toilet go boom, while setting the water on fire with oil ;)
MY FIRE RED TEAM AFTER 19 HOURS

[IMG]http://images.wikia.com/es.pokemon/images/f/f9/Blastoise_en_Pokémon_Mundo_Misterioso.png[IMG]
[IMG]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111027155858/nintendo/en/images/0/0b/Snorlax.png[IMG]
[IMG]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2009/341/0/f/Tyranitar_v_2_by_Xous54.png[IMG]
[IMG]http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/archive/5/50/20100717202809!Arcanine.png[IMG]
[IMG]http://files.myopera.com/kevinj25/albums/507031/thumbs/Lapras.png_thumb.jpg[IMG]

Zayphora

Don't mess with the lights...

Female
Somewhere beyond the Veil
Seen June 18th, 2016
Posted June 3rd, 2013
493 posts
11.1 Years
623
Let lots of sheep run rampant in the store.

624
Graffiti the walls with random icons from video games.

625
Put lemons in people's carts. Make sure they see the lemons. Then set the lemons on fire. Or, stalk the person with the lemons, and when they go to the cashier and pick up the lemons confusedly, shout BOOOM!!! and run away.
Male
Exiled
Seen October 2nd, 2015
Posted October 2nd, 2015
344 posts
11.9 Years
626
Place packages of gum in people's carts. Don't let them see you and they might purchase them!

627
Spill water (or another fluid) all over the floor. Then grab a wet floor sign. Take a Sharpie, cross out "Wet Floor", and write "THIS IS SPARTA!".

628
Enter the electronics isles, and repeatedly ask the cashiers where the toilet paper is.

629
Slap the little black bar codes found in games/DVDs to the undersides of peoples' carts. Let them walk through the security gates.

630
Shove your friend or yourself in the dog food shelves, and jump out at people telling them it tastes good.

631
When someone isn't supervising their cart, hop inside it. When they ask you to get out, ask them if you can eat/wear their merchandise. Don't exit the cart. See what they do.

632
Make a little man-cave out of the 12 pack soda boxes, like in the movie Employee of the Month. Stash some food and even a couple lawn chairs or table up there. See how long it takes for someone to notice.
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