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Old August 5th, 2012 (8:43 AM).
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Let lots of sheep run rampant in the store.

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Graffiti the walls with random icons from video games.

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Put lemons in people's carts. Make sure they see the lemons. Then set the lemons on fire. Or, stalk the person with the lemons, and when they go to the cashier and pick up the lemons confusedly, shout BOOOM!!! and run away.
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Old August 5th, 2012 (9:17 AM).
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Place packages of gum in people's carts. Don't let them see you and they might purchase them!

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Spill water (or another fluid) all over the floor. Then grab a wet floor sign. Take a Sharpie, cross out "Wet Floor", and write "THIS IS SPARTA!".

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Enter the electronics isles, and repeatedly ask the cashiers where the toilet paper is.

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Slap the little black bar codes found in games/DVDs to the undersides of peoples' carts. Let them walk through the security gates.

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Shove your friend or yourself in the dog food shelves, and jump out at people telling them it tastes good.

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When someone isn't supervising their cart, hop inside it. When they ask you to get out, ask them if you can eat/wear their merchandise. Don't exit the cart. See what they do.

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Make a little man-cave out of the 12 pack soda boxes, like in the movie Employee of the Month. Stash some food and even a couple lawn chairs or table up there. See how long it takes for someone to notice.
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Old August 5th, 2012 (10:38 AM).
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Get kicked out of Walmart lol.

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Set off a firework and sing the song "Firework".

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Act like Silver. However, lick him.
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Old August 5th, 2012 (10:41 AM).
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how to get yourself kicked out of walmart i haft to say throw stuff at people wet the floor so people slip etc.
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Old August 5th, 2012 (10:46 AM).
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Tell the manager that if he doesn't give you respect, you'll have to crush him.
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Old August 5th, 2012 (11:30 AM).
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slap the manager
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slap the manager
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Old August 6th, 2012 (1:36 AM).
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Sing horribly.

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Say hello to the manager in Patrick's voice.
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Old August 6th, 2012 (2:21 AM).
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641, shout "There's depression and despair everywhere I look." Make sure everyone is looking at you and say "Oh wait, it's a Wal-Mart! Of course there's depression and despair everywhere!"

642, run around the store, hrowing cricket balls at stacks of cans.

643, walk in with a giant bazooka.
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Old August 6th, 2012 (2:49 AM).
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Blow up the office. Nuff said.
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Old August 6th, 2012 (2:57 AM).
 
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Run around the store telling everybody that things cost less at K-Mart/Another shop.
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Old August 6th, 2012 (3:03 AM).
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Yell "Can you feel it" at everybody.

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Sing "Can You Feel The Sunshine" dressed up as Tails Doll.
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Old August 6th, 2012 (3:26 AM).
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Park your car inside lmao.
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Old August 6th, 2012 (3:32 AM).
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Ask him to kick you out.

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Sing "Sing".
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Old August 6th, 2012 (4:12 AM).
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Start a war between customers.
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Old August 6th, 2012 (6:07 AM).
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Old August 6th, 2012 (7:33 AM).
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Ransack the customer's wallets and then kick YOURSELF out.
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Old August 6th, 2012 (7:13 PM).
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Old August 7th, 2012 (7:18 AM).
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Ransack the manager LIKE A BOSS.
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Old August 7th, 2012 (7:25 AM).
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Jump of the shelves
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Old August 7th, 2012 (7:30 AM).
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Impersonate any Celebrity when walking in the Shop.
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Old August 7th, 2012 (7:19 PM).
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Dump glue all over the floor.
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Old August 7th, 2012 (10:16 PM).
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Open all the products and throw them around.
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Old August 8th, 2012 (1:57 AM).
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Put a bomb in the manager's mouth.
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Old August 8th, 2012 (1:59 AM).
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Old August 8th, 2012 (2:11 AM).
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Dart around the store humming the Cats and Dogs theme.

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Shoot the manager.

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Shoot a staff member.

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Dart around the store humming the Garfield theme.
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