1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2] Page 28

Started by deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:56 AM
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darkpokeball

Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o

In your nightmares
Seen April 10th, 2014
Posted November 17th, 2013
762 posts
13.3 Years
920.
Hack into the loudspeaker system and play this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature=related

921.
Declare that the store is not symmetrical, demand to meet the manager and give him a long lecture on the importance of symmetry.

922.
Walk in with a camera. Take pictures of everything, and make notes in a notebook. Do this especially with employees, taking their picture OVER and OVER. Hold up the lines. When somebody asks you to stop, show them your notepad(which you have been writing gibberish in)and say this is why you can't stop.

923.
Walk in wearing a bike helmet and rob the store, walk out. During the investigation, barge in with the stolen goods and say: "It wasn't me! There was a platypus controlling me!"
My Chainsaw Meowth is currently missing! If you have a lead or think you know something, PLEASE PM ME! I am desperately searching, and I dread the possibility that I may never find him...
On a side note, if anybody can answer the following question right, then they get a mystery prize! *Must have a Gen V game to claim prize*
Question: What the heck did Jinora do in the finale?! I don't get it! I know 90% of you won't know what I'm talking about, but I need an answer!

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
930

Make all the prices your workmate's least fave number.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

darkpokeball

Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o

In your nightmares
Seen April 10th, 2014
Posted November 17th, 2013
762 posts
13.3 Years
934. Make the store go BOOM!
935. Ask the clerk where the restrooms are. After you get directions, go into the restroom. Using the sink, make it look like you soiled yourself. Tell teh clerk that you couldn't hold it in, and start crying for momma.(the older you are, the better)

936. Bring a bunch of spray-paint. On all the walls write: KICK ME OUT.
My Chainsaw Meowth is currently missing! If you have a lead or think you know something, PLEASE PM ME! I am desperately searching, and I dread the possibility that I may never find him...
On a side note, if anybody can answer the following question right, then they get a mystery prize! *Must have a Gen V game to claim prize*
Question: What the heck did Jinora do in the finale?! I don't get it! I know 90% of you won't know what I'm talking about, but I need an answer!

ShinyUmbreon189

VLONE coming soon

Age 31
Male
Chicago
Seen December 17th, 2022
Posted July 7th, 2019
1,461 posts
11.2 Years
337. Go to where the baker is or where the meats are and ask for a bucket of chicken of your choosing, then go and grab a couple sodas and walk to the mcdonalds or watever you got in your walmart and start eatin and drinkin your meal. They don't make you pay at the meat spot they give you a bar code to scan at the checkout so you get a free mean but kicked out lol

darkpokeball

Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o

In your nightmares
Seen April 10th, 2014
Posted November 17th, 2013
762 posts
13.3 Years
943.
Walk in while cosplaying. Get VERY into character...and then refer to the manager as the character's nemesis(if you're He-Man, imagine the manager is Skeletor...). Get into one heckuva brutal fight!

944.
Call Umbr3on and diab_low and tell them to meet you in front of the store. Then, infect them both with a fatal disease and tell them if they don't get you kicked out of Wal-Mart, you won't give them the antidote.

945.
Infect everyone in the store with the fatal disease mentioned above.

946.
Kick yourself out.
My Chainsaw Meowth is currently missing! If you have a lead or think you know something, PLEASE PM ME! I am desperately searching, and I dread the possibility that I may never find him...
On a side note, if anybody can answer the following question right, then they get a mystery prize! *Must have a Gen V game to claim prize*
Question: What the heck did Jinora do in the finale?! I don't get it! I know 90% of you won't know what I'm talking about, but I need an answer!

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
947

Inflict a war on secrecy and transparency.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

Affliction

Booted out - don't be like me!

Male
Seen September 3rd, 2016
Posted December 19th, 2015
524 posts
10.8 Years
944.
Call Umbr3on and diab_low and tell them to meet you in front of the store. Then, infect them both with a fatal disease and tell them if they don't get you kicked out of Wal-Mart, you won't give them the antidote.
Not Gonna Work. *Doesn't get a fatal disease* Here, drink this! *DarkPokeball gets ADHD and dies*

I manage to stay in Perfect Condition all along! I get no disease, as I am immune.

946.
Kick yourself out.
I already had that way hundreds of numbers ago, so this doesn't count.

948

Infect DarkPokeball with a fatal disease, and call Umbr30n. I will come and slap him on the face, and say "I get no disease! HAH!". When DarkPokeball dies, ask the manager to kick you out!

darkpokeball

Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o

In your nightmares
Seen April 10th, 2014
Posted November 17th, 2013
762 posts
13.3 Years
Not Gonna Work. *Doesn't get a fatal disease* Here, drink this! *DarkPokeball gets ADHD and dies*

I manage to stay in Perfect Condition all along! I get no disease, as I am immune.



I already had that way hundreds of numbers ago, so this doesn't count.

948

Infect DarkPokeball with a fatal disease, and call Umbr30n. I will come and slap him on the face, and say "I get no disease! HAH!". When DarkPokeball dies, ask the manager to kick you out!
951.
Realize that Darkpokeball faked his death, call Umbr3on to infect him FOR REAL(because you don't know that Darkpokeball has been injecting himself with an antidote every single time he gets infected)and then watch as the big bad brutal fight unfolds. When the manager comes to break it up, shove him into the fray.

952.
While running from Darkpokeball and Umbr3on, who are super mad that you got them kicked out, lead them to a different Wal-Mart and ask the manager to kick them out. After that is done, lick the manager.

953.
Walk into the store, crying for your mommy, holding a HUGE lollipop.(the older you are, the better) When somebody comes up to help, whack them over and over with the lollipop until they get knocked out.

954.
Poison the lollipop. Offer it to a customer.
My Chainsaw Meowth is currently missing! If you have a lead or think you know something, PLEASE PM ME! I am desperately searching, and I dread the possibility that I may never find him...
On a side note, if anybody can answer the following question right, then they get a mystery prize! *Must have a Gen V game to claim prize*
Question: What the heck did Jinora do in the finale?! I don't get it! I know 90% of you won't know what I'm talking about, but I need an answer!

Affliction

Booted out - don't be like me!

Male
Seen September 3rd, 2016
Posted December 19th, 2015
524 posts
10.8 Years
951.
Realize that Darkpokeball faked his death, call Umbr3on to infect him FOR REAL(because you don't know that Darkpokeball has been injecting himself with an antidote every single time he gets infected)and then watch as the big bad brutal fight unfolds. When the manager comes to break it up, shove him into the fray.

952.
While running from Darkpokeball and Umbr3on, who are super mad that you got them kicked out, lead them to a different Wal-Mart and ask the manager to kick them out. After that is done, lick the manager.
Both not going to work man! Besides, you said "call Umbr3on to infect him FOR REAL" which means you're saying to CALL ME TO INFECT YOU.

Oh and you better edit my name to "Umbr30n" not "Umbr3on" because Erratic Gold (Who does watch my feuds) goes berserk when someone does not spell my name right.

955

Realise DarkPokeball actually died and say "Arron is the best guy ever!". Realise Umbr30n didn't get infected and say "Well done Arron, you once again infected DarkPokeball." Realise that Umbr30n has 10,000 antidotes and he is not afraid to use them when he's in danger, which he's not. DarkPokeball dies FOR REAL. Tell horror stories to people and tell them not to go to DarkPokeball's funeral.

956

Now that DarkPokeball is dead, run as fast as you can. Walk up to a guy who looks like Red the most and randomly throw a tennis ball at him saying "Battle initiated!". Say "Ally Celebi used Perish Song!". Then, say "Enemy Pikachu used Destiny Bond!". Then, after 3 seconds, say "Celebi fainted! Pikachu fainted!". Then, walk away (First put white paint on you everywhere) from the guy to DarkPokeball. Then, throw a tennis ball at him. When the guards take him away, watch as he is put into the sea. Walk back in the store without walking (You need to use your knees to move), and once you bump into an isle, pretend you lost your arms (Hide them). Talk to the manager and say "I am hiding.". Wait to be kicked out.