1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2] Page 3

Started by deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:56 AM
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DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
59. Barricade the doors, even if you have an apparent reason.

But wait if the doors are barricaded they can't kick you out because no one can get out

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


shinysweety

In it to win it! :D

Age 22
Female
♥ The Secret Spy--I mean Australia? ღ
Seen December 31st, 2016
Posted March 19th, 2013
1,760 posts
12.6 Years
61: Take some fruit and go to a cashier and eat them infront of her and say 'Stolen fruit is good, you try.'

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Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
62. Cover a real axe with real blood and come walking out of the bathroom holding it behind your back, casually whistling.

63. Go get a 24-pack of beer off the shelf, tear the box open where everyone in the store can see you, and start taking out cans, popping them open and draining each one in mere seconds. If anyone asks you if you intend to pay for the beers you're drinking, simply reply "nope" and continue drinking.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


shinysweety

In it to win it! :D

Age 22
Female
♥ The Secret Spy--I mean Australia? ღ
Seen December 31st, 2016
Posted March 19th, 2013
1,760 posts
12.6 Years
65: Take allot of stuff and put it i your trolley, then go to the cashier and say 'i don't have enough money to buy this.'

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Wonderful Pair~

Blog~

PC Family~

My Profile~

Theme~

Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
68. Take random stuff off the shelves and throw them over the shelves to people in the neighbouring aisles, saying "bombs away!" with each item you throw.

69. Say "sixty-nine" over the intercom, followed by "that is all".

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
71. Set the store on fire.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
75. Use a bazooka to blow a huge hole in the wall, then yell to the entire store, "PEOPLE! YOU ARE FREEEE!!" And run outside through the hole.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
77. Throw snails all over the place and each time you do say "Look out! GRENADE!!!!"

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


deoxys121

White Kyurem Cometh

Age 31
Male
Flat Rock, MI, United States
Seen September 25th, 2016
Posted May 27th, 2012
1,254 posts
12.4 Years
80. Walk up to some old man and say, "Grandpa, you're alive!"
81. Put together a purchase of hundreds of dollars, then ask the cashier "Can I pay you in gum?"
82. Dress up as Bugs Bunny, have a friend dress as Elmer Fudd, and run around the store screaming, "He's got a gun, doc!"