1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2] Page 32

Started by deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:56 AM
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darkpokeball

Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o

In your nightmares
Seen April 10th, 2014
Posted November 17th, 2013
762 posts
13.3 Years
1 1 1 6.
Walk into Wal-mart and steal everything. EVERYTHING.
My Chainsaw Meowth is currently missing! If you have a lead or think you know something, PLEASE PM ME! I am desperately searching, and I dread the possibility that I may never find him...
On a side note, if anybody can answer the following question right, then they get a mystery prize! *Must have a Gen V game to claim prize*
Question: What the heck did Jinora do in the finale?! I don't get it! I know 90% of you won't know what I'm talking about, but I need an answer!

Synerjee

Atra du evarinya ono varda.

Everywhere and anywhere.
Seen May 28th, 2016
Posted February 25th, 2016
2,901 posts
10.6 Years
1118

Play a tango song full blast, start a tango line and dance throughout the store, dragging random people into the line with you. Be sure to drag the manager as well.

Alexander Nicholi

work hard, play hard

Age 25
Male
Research Triangle / Jakarta
Seen February 15th, 2023
Posted March 5th, 2021
5,498 posts
13.5 Years
#1,120: Walk in dressed as LMFAO in Sexy and I Know It, with boom box blasting the song.
the beat goes on (ノ^o^;)ノ
ヽ(;^o^ヽ) the beat goes on
the beat goes on (ノ^o^;)ノ
ヽ(;^o^ヽ) the beat goes on
( don’t stop the groovin’ )

alisaie

they/them
Seen March 14th, 2023
Posted February 3rd, 2022
13,598 posts
14.8 Years
1123.

Dump that huge thing of boxed candy they have in the front and then absolutely refuse to clean it up.

StinkomanFan

The Thing with Questionable Taste

Male
Seen December 3rd, 2015
Posted November 22nd, 2015
221 posts
10.3 Years
1126. Repeatedly go through the same line, then leave at the last moment to grab something else, then get back in line. Repeat until you've seen the same cashier fifteen times.

Crux

Evermore

Age 27
Male
青い世界
Seen October 10th, 2014
Posted August 21st, 2014
1,302 posts
10.7 Years
1128:
Stand in the back of a pick-up truck parked in front of the store, blasting Rob Zombie/Marilyn Manson whilst holding a Morning Star.

1129:
Tell random shoppers that you have reason to believe that there's a bomb hidden in the meat department.

1130:
Taser employees.
When they try to call for help, taser them again.

1131:
Declare the toy isle as a new country, with you as democratically elected leader.
Permit nobody access unless they lick the floor, or know the secret password.
Which is: Kumquats.





{Never and Forever}

Tees | Coming Soon | Coming Soon

vaporeon7

My life would suck without you

Male
Preparing for trouble and making it double.
Seen September 6th, 2016
Posted May 27th, 2014
5,143 posts
12.8 Years
1132: Give out rat poisons samples to all of the children in the store.

1133: Grab the receipt rolls and unroll them down the aisles.

1134: Put trip wire everywhere and chase the customers into them.

SSJ4Ash

Saiyan Poke-Master

Age 30
Male
Earth A1-13
Seen September 10th, 2016
Posted September 5th, 2014
47 posts
10.9 Years
1137: Make all the tv and speakers in the store to play the THX into on loop for a week straight.
1138: Any time you see somebody pick up an item from the electronics section slap it out of there hands and scream "No! There trying to conquer us and won't succeed!" then proceed to break everything in the electronic section (except anything pokemon related)
1137: Ask to see the store's manager and when the manager arrives scream "Screw the man!" and throw silly putty in his face.
1138: Grab all of the 2 liters in the store shake them up and open them(in the electronics section)
1139: Dress up like Tingle (from LoZ) and run up to anybody with a green hat and say "OMG A fairy! Holy ****!" Then proceed to throw confetti in there face and run away. Repeat.
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Foxrally

ya boi
a Torterra's back
Seen 2 Days Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
2,784 posts
10.1 Years
1140: Ask for huge samples at your Walmart's ice cream shop. If they don't give you more, threaten to kill then with a spoon.
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Friend Code
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AXELXu7

Kusari Ninja

Male
Sorry, no.
Seen February 14th, 2019
Posted December 20th, 2016
38 posts
10.1 Years
Rig the trash cans to different notes and play can-can.
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SSJ4Ash

Saiyan Poke-Master

Age 30
Male
Earth A1-13
Seen September 10th, 2016
Posted September 5th, 2014
47 posts
10.9 Years
1143: Play and endless loop of Justin Beiber and 1d music for a week.
1144: Poop in the Urinals
1145: Grab a baseball bat from the sports section and hit anything with a picture of/or contains the word baseball.
1146: Replace all the soap dispensers with silly string shooters.
1147: Hack into the security camera's and set them up to play Rick Astley's never going to give you up every time you enter the store.
1148: Run through the store screaming "Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee!"
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Seth Rollins

Holding on to You |-/

Age 22
Male
Nah
Seen February 27th, 2017
Posted January 16th, 2017
2,398 posts
10.5 Years
1149: Get a trashcan from the street and throw the trash everywhere in the mart.

1150: Bring a radio eith you and turn the sound max and dance shaking your ass in the items.

The Underground
Come and play mafia with us! You are always welcome.

Affliction

Booted out - don't be like me!

Male
Seen September 3rd, 2016
Posted December 19th, 2015
524 posts
10.8 Years
1151

Blow the store up with a nuke

1152

Step 1: Kill a brony
Step 2: Kill a brony
Step 3: Kill a brony
Step 4: Wait to be kicked out

1153

Realise Umbr30n's head wasn't the Bowling Ball but the head was actually DarkPokéball's. Then, make a total laugh by selling DarkPokéball heads.

1154

Randomly say "BREADBIN" after someone gets nearer to where you are.