1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2] Page 33

Started by deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:56 AM
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gimmepie

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#1158

Dress in a suit and tie and walk around offering fake coupons for Walmart's merchandise.
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#1160

Slap the manager with a fish

#1161

Perform a loud, crazy "rain dance" throughout the store.
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gimmepie

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^That's brilliant

#1163
Hold a re-enactment of one of Family Guy's chicken fights (don't judge me).

#1164
Stage a wedding ceremony between yourself and merchandise the store is selling.
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KO an employee, get into their suit, go to the front of the store, and say to people who walk in "Welcome to Wal-Mart, Get your **** and get out!" in a paki voice

KO an employee, get into their suit, go to the front of the store, and say to people who walk in "Welcome to Wal-Mart, Get your **** and get out!" in a paki voice
I meant "Get your Sh*t and get out!"

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#1173 - Dress up in a grass skirt and do the hula on the checkout desk.
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#1175:

Organize a bumper car speed race from the back of the store to the front using the electric cars, grabbing merchandise off shelves according to a list (given beforehand) and declare whoever gets everything and makes it to the Macdonald's (and orders + receives food) at the front first the winner.

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#1178

Let the above poster anywhere near the PA.
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gimmepie

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#1182 - Amass a large group of people and cram yourselves into one isle so that nobody can get in or out.
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1185: play that moonbase alpha video over the pa system

1186: obtain a super saiyan wig and act out an over-the-top anime in the store

1187: steal a shovel and start digging in the store. if anyone asks what ur doing, say ur diggig for buried treasure

1188: cut a slot in a yellow potholder and run around picking up small goods wih it while shouting "WAKA WAKA WAKA". if a guard catches you, curl up on he ground making he pacman death noise. if you find a piece of food, throw it at the guard while going "BWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOEOOOOO"
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