1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2] Page 41

Started by deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:56 AM
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Mew

The New Species Pokémon

Non-binary
Under the truck
Seen December 26th, 2020
Posted December 15th, 2014
293 posts
10.1 Years
1293. Bust into the game cart and steal a Dora the Explorer game and a Call of Duty game, switch discs, and give it to a random boy. Punk @$$ kids and their CoD/GTA these days.

1294. Same thing, but with Pokémon X or Y with Black 2/White 2.

1295: Steal a Wii U by busting in.

1296: Steal an iPad 4/Mini by busting in.

1297: Steal a bag of Doritos, and scream: "MOMMY CAN YOU BUY ME CHEETOS?!?!?!?

1298: Print out this whole list of ways to get kicked out, and give it to a Wal-Mart employee and say, "I will do all of these unless you give me a 3DS and Pokémon X/Y!"

1299: Do everything Pokérelated on this list.

1300: Bring Target/KMart stuff in Wal-Mart, and say that it is better priced.

1293. Bust into the game cart and steal a Dora the Explorer game and a Call of Duty game, switch discs, and give it to a random boy. Punk @$$ kids and their CoD/GTA these days.

1294. Same thing, but with Pokémon X or Y with Black 2/White 2.

1295: Steal a Wii U by busting in.

1296: Steal an iPad 4/Mini by busting in.

1297: Steal a bag of Doritos, and scream: "MOMMY CAN YOU BUY ME CHEETOS?!?!?!?

1298: Print out this whole list of ways to get kicked out, and give it to a Wal-Mart employee and say, "I will do all of these unless you give me a 3DS and Pokémon X/Y!"

1299: Do everything Pokérelated on this list.

1300: Bring Target/KMart stuff in Wal-Mart, and say that it is better priced.
~♪~ Keep your heart pure! | The New Species Pokémon ~♪~

Victreebel's Bro

The Day Is My Enemy

Male
Sesame Street
Seen March 11th, 2016
Posted January 20th, 2016
66 posts
9.7 Years
^ brb, dying

1301: Run in with a fake nose (a really big one) and a mankini (a bikini for a man), jump on the counter and yell "IM A REAL BOY!!!". Then throw toilet paper at the employees

1302: Wait at the door with a fake beard and a hat. Every time someone walks in, beat them to the floor and yell "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"


My Friend Code: 0319 - 0371 - 7860

Pokemon Omega Ruby IGN: Beck

xseed

Reality? Or a dream?

Age 29
Male
Miississippi
Seen December 3rd, 2013
Posted November 13th, 2013
441 posts
9.7 Years
^ ^^ WHYYYYY. WHY MUST YOU TWO KILL me with this funny stuff. *dies from laughter

1303 block all the entrances of wal-mart
1304 ask an employee for directions to kmart
1305 walk to an employee and say in an official tone "Their is a time check in house ware"
1306 walk up to a group of people and start laughing really loud then walk of like nothing happened
1307 try on bras in the middle of the store
1308 walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey I havent seen you in such a long time"
1309 run around in a batman costume yelling " I AM BATMAN!"
1310 Run around screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" again and again
Looking toward a brighter future

Victreebel's Bro

The Day Is My Enemy

Male
Sesame Street
Seen March 11th, 2016
Posted January 20th, 2016
66 posts
9.7 Years
^ 1305-1310...I dont know what to say

1311: Dress up as Clefairy, go behind a female employee and say "I'll double-slap dat @$$!"

1312: Take all the dart guns, take your clothes off and yell "VIRGINITY IS MINE!!!"


My Friend Code: 0319 - 0371 - 7860

Pokemon Omega Ruby IGN: Beck

Crux

Evermore

Age 27
Male
青い世界
Seen October 10th, 2014
Posted August 21st, 2014
1,302 posts
10.6 Years
1313:
Walk around with a piece of paper and a water gun full of a cocktail of Ginger, Lime, Onion, and Pepper Juice. Give people paper cuts and then shoot at said cuts with the water pistol.

1314:
Demand to be taken to the 'secret shoppers fort' that's hidden behind the auto care section.

1315:
Cover all the toilets with Cellophane. Over the bowl, under the seat.

1316:
Ask random people if you can have their socks. If they ask why, put a suspicious face on and ask why they're asking.

1317:
Walk in with a beehive.

1318:
Loudly preach about the evils of corn flakes. Over the loud speaker.





{Never and Forever}

Tees | Coming Soon | Coming Soon

pridekitty

A Kitty

Age 22
Male
Beach City
Seen July 24th, 2015
Posted May 3rd, 2014
51 posts
9.8 Years
1319. Run in dressed as Fluttershy and yell "FINLAND" at the top of your lungs and start painting rainbows on all of the fire extinguishers and shooting everything with water guns full of Dr. Pepper.


My Shinies:
Quagsire M (Whoopie)
Corsola F (Coral)
Clauncher M (Dr. Zoidberg)
Yanma M (Blue Buzz)
Magikarp F (Goldy)
Goldeen M (Neptune)
Poliwhirl F (Polly)

Yes, I am aware that five of them are fishing shinies and that all of them have stupid nicknames. :pink_tongue:

isthatyoudan

doesn't work well with others...

Female
At my desk on the computer
Seen October 4th, 2014
Posted September 1st, 2014
395 posts
9.5 Years
1324
Step 1: Fill an empty mayonnaise jar, the biggest you can find, with yogurt.
Step 2: Sit down in the busiest area of the store.
Step 3: Eat yogurt/mayonnaise very loudly and messily while occasionally asking anyone if they want some.
Step: Spill some of the yogurt on merchandise and/or customers.
All About Dan! (at the moment, at least)
Deep Thoughts...
The people of the Pokémon world aren't too creative. They named Pokémon after what sound they make. If we were like them, a cow would be called a "moo".

I'm Reading...
Just finished a volume of Soul Eater, volume 14. At this point, it has become very different compared to the anime, and I kind of like it. Some of the characters have gotten a lot more fleshed out (specifically the meister team of Ox, Kilik, and Kim), and things are happening quite differently. An exciting read.

I'm Playing...
The iPod music game, Cytus. While I may not know very many of the songs, I really like its music, and the gameplay is easy to pick up yet takes quite a while to master. A friend has seen me play it and he says I make it look easy, but I am still having a fun and challenging time. Definitely worth the price.

isthatyoudan

doesn't work well with others...

Female
At my desk on the computer
Seen October 4th, 2014
Posted September 1st, 2014
395 posts
9.5 Years
I was the last poster, but I want to bump it up.
1325 (The time-traveller trick)
1. Put on some old-looking clothes.
2. Run really fast inside and run up to the first cashier.
3. Scream, "WHAT YEAR IS IT?"
4. When they answer, say, "It worked. It worked. They said I was mad, but it worked. YES! YES! YES!"
5. Keep running around the store screaming "IT WORKED!" over and over again, and occasionally, "Hello, future person!"
All About Dan! (at the moment, at least)
Deep Thoughts...
The people of the Pokémon world aren't too creative. They named Pokémon after what sound they make. If we were like them, a cow would be called a "moo".

I'm Reading...
Just finished a volume of Soul Eater, volume 14. At this point, it has become very different compared to the anime, and I kind of like it. Some of the characters have gotten a lot more fleshed out (specifically the meister team of Ox, Kilik, and Kim), and things are happening quite differently. An exciting read.

I'm Playing...
The iPod music game, Cytus. While I may not know very many of the songs, I really like its music, and the gameplay is easy to pick up yet takes quite a while to master. A friend has seen me play it and he says I make it look easy, but I am still having a fun and challenging time. Definitely worth the price.

Ozymandias

i'm going on a journey

under your bed
Seen March 10th, 2021
Posted February 24th, 2021
1,069 posts
10 Years
1326

Strip down naked and roll around the floors
how happy is the blameless vessel's lot
the world forgetting by the world forgot
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
each prayer accepted and each wish resigned

Kung Fu Ferret

Derp

He/Him
Digital World
Seen 4 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
1,335 posts
17.7 Years
1327. Dress up like an emo clown and smear mashed potatoes everywhere.
"A lie told often enough becomes the truth."
"The most important thing when ill is to never lose heart."
"Sometimes - history needs a push."
-Vladimir Lenin

isthatyoudan

doesn't work well with others...

Female
At my desk on the computer
Seen October 4th, 2014
Posted September 1st, 2014
395 posts
9.5 Years
I <3 this game!
1329
Attach a fake ball and chain to your leg and run around the store screaming, "Walmart has kidnapped me! I can't leave! I can't leave! Run or they'll get you too!" Occasionally run into a wall and pass out.
All About Dan! (at the moment, at least)
Deep Thoughts...
The people of the Pokémon world aren't too creative. They named Pokémon after what sound they make. If we were like them, a cow would be called a "moo".

I'm Reading...
Just finished a volume of Soul Eater, volume 14. At this point, it has become very different compared to the anime, and I kind of like it. Some of the characters have gotten a lot more fleshed out (specifically the meister team of Ox, Kilik, and Kim), and things are happening quite differently. An exciting read.

I'm Playing...
The iPod music game, Cytus. While I may not know very many of the songs, I really like its music, and the gameplay is easy to pick up yet takes quite a while to master. A friend has seen me play it and he says I make it look easy, but I am still having a fun and challenging time. Definitely worth the price.

Hyzenthlay

running with the wolves tonight

Age 23
Rito Village
Seen 6 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
7,802 posts
10.5 Years
1330

Get dressed up as Gandalf, stand near the entrance of Walmart and do this

to every customer trying to leave. xD
I forget how emotions dance when they aren't inside of me
I forget how the sun feels when she isn't around me
And my dreams become sweeter when something is missing
I'm in love with the hunt itself
It makes me feel alive

🌲💞🍀
on reduced activity!

isthatyoudan

doesn't work well with others...

Female
At my desk on the computer
Seen October 4th, 2014
Posted September 1st, 2014
395 posts
9.5 Years
1332
Stand in the middle of the store with a megaphone and scream, "Who ya gonna call?"
Then punch everyone who doesn't say "GHOSTBUSTERS!"
All About Dan! (at the moment, at least)
Deep Thoughts...
The people of the Pokémon world aren't too creative. They named Pokémon after what sound they make. If we were like them, a cow would be called a "moo".

I'm Reading...
Just finished a volume of Soul Eater, volume 14. At this point, it has become very different compared to the anime, and I kind of like it. Some of the characters have gotten a lot more fleshed out (specifically the meister team of Ox, Kilik, and Kim), and things are happening quite differently. An exciting read.

I'm Playing...
The iPod music game, Cytus. While I may not know very many of the songs, I really like its music, and the gameplay is easy to pick up yet takes quite a while to master. A friend has seen me play it and he says I make it look easy, but I am still having a fun and challenging time. Definitely worth the price.