Forum Games It's time to save yourself from the everyday trials and tribulations of your vigorous post day. Welcome to Forum Games, where the only posts are frantic fun and hilarious hijinks.

TrollandToad.com
Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1001    
Old October 3rd, 2013 (1:42 AM).
«Chuckles»'s Avatar
«Chuckles» «Chuckles» is offline
A Man With A Future
     
    Join Date: Jul 2013
    Location: Central Coast, Australia
    Gender: Male
    Posts: 1,547
    1287: 1000th post in this thread

    Grab a small child from a pram before pegging it at its parent...

    Ooh that tickles
    Reply With Quote

    Relevant Advertising!

      #1002    
    Old October 3rd, 2013 (7:27 AM).
    Karasuma's Avatar
    Karasuma Karasuma is offline
    It's beemo time!
       
      Join Date: Aug 2005
      Location: Onett, NJ
      Gender: Male
      Nature: Modest
      Posts: 6,452
      1288

      Make sure to look both ways while biking around the Wal-Mart.
      __________________
      | Who wants to play video games? |
      Reply With Quote
        #1003    
      Old October 27th, 2013 (1:26 AM).
      Kung Fu Ferret's Avatar
      Kung Fu Ferret Kung Fu Ferret is online now
      White and Nerdy
         
        Join Date: Sep 2005
        Location: Digital World
        Gender: Male
        Nature: Adamant
        Posts: 1,221
        1289: Dress up like Joseph Stalin, and run around the store shouting "POWER TO THE PROLETARIAT! DEATH TO DEMOCRACY!"

        1290: While waiting to get kicked out for the above, throw turnips and teddy bears at employees, muttering obscenities about how much you hate Hitler's mustache.

        1291: Right when you see the manager after doing the above two, tackle him, and scream "FOR THE MOTHERLAND!" at the top of your lungs.
        __________________
        "A lie told often enough becomes the truth."
        "The most important thing when ill is to never lose heart."
        "Sometimes - history needs a push."
        -Vladimir Lenin
        Reply With Quote
          #1004    
        Old October 27th, 2013 (8:04 AM).
        xseed's Avatar
        xseed xseed is offline
        Reality? Or a dream?
           
          Join Date: Aug 2013
          Location: Miississippi
          Age: 23
          Gender: Male
          Nature: Jolly
          Posts: 446
          ^ I have just died from laughter lmao

          1292 dress as a magypsy....(Friggin hard name to spell). as soon as you walk in your gonna get kicked out.
          (psss. this is how they look everyone)
          Spoiler:
          __________________
          Looking toward a brighter future
          Reply With Quote
            #1005    
          Old October 28th, 2013 (6:15 PM). Edited October 28th, 2013 by Mew.
          Mew's Avatar
          Mew Mew is offline
          The New Species Pokémon
             
            Join Date: Apr 2013
            Location: Under the truck
            Gender: Other
            Nature: Brave
            Posts: 293
            1293. Bust into the game cart and steal a Dora the Explorer game and a Call of Duty game, switch discs, and give it to a random boy. Punk @$$ kids and their CoD/GTA these days.

            1294. Same thing, but with Pokémon X or Y with Black 2/White 2.

            1295: Steal a Wii U by busting in.

            1296: Steal an iPad 4/Mini by busting in.

            1297: Steal a bag of Doritos, and scream: "MOMMY CAN YOU BUY ME CHEETOS?!?!?!?

            1298: Print out this whole list of ways to get kicked out, and give it to a Wal-Mart employee and say, "I will do all of these unless you give me a 3DS and Pokémon X/Y!"

            1299: Do everything Pokérelated on this list.

            1300: Bring Target/KMart stuff in Wal-Mart, and say that it is better priced.

            1293. Bust into the game cart and steal a Dora the Explorer game and a Call of Duty game, switch discs, and give it to a random boy. Punk @$$ kids and their CoD/GTA these days.

            1294. Same thing, but with Pokémon X or Y with Black 2/White 2.

            1295: Steal a Wii U by busting in.

            1296: Steal an iPad 4/Mini by busting in.

            1297: Steal a bag of Doritos, and scream: "MOMMY CAN YOU BUY ME CHEETOS?!?!?!?

            1298: Print out this whole list of ways to get kicked out, and give it to a Wal-Mart employee and say, "I will do all of these unless you give me a 3DS and Pokémon X/Y!"

            1299: Do everything Pokérelated on this list.

            1300: Bring Target/KMart stuff in Wal-Mart, and say that it is better priced.
            __________________
            ~♪~ Keep your heart pure! | The New Species Pokémon ~♪~
            Reply With Quote
              #1006    
            Old October 29th, 2013 (12:12 AM).
            Victreebel's Bro's Avatar
            Victreebel's Bro Victreebel's Bro is offline
            The Day Is My Enemy
               
              Join Date: Aug 2013
              Location: Sesame Street
              Gender: Male
              Nature: Quiet
              Posts: 66
              ^ brb, dying

              1301: Run in with a fake nose (a really big one) and a mankini (a bikini for a man), jump on the counter and yell "IM A REAL BOY!!!". Then throw toilet paper at the employees

              1302: Wait at the door with a fake beard and a hat. Every time someone walks in, beat them to the floor and yell "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
              __________________


              My Friend Code: 0319 - 0371 - 7860

              Pokemon Omega Ruby IGN: Beck
              Reply With Quote
                #1007    
              Old October 29th, 2013 (9:35 AM).
              xseed's Avatar
              xseed xseed is offline
              Reality? Or a dream?
                 
                Join Date: Aug 2013
                Location: Miississippi
                Age: 23
                Gender: Male
                Nature: Jolly
                Posts: 446
                ^ WHYYYYY. WHY MUST YOU TWO KILL me with this funny stuff. *dies from laughter

                1303 block all the entrances of wal-mart
                1304 ask an employee for directions to kmart
                1305 walk to an employee and say in an official tone "Their is a time check in house ware"
                1306 walk up to a group of people and start laughing really loud then walk of like nothing happened
                1307 try on bras in the middle of the store
                1308 walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey I havent seen you in such a long time"
                1309 run around in a batman costume yelling " I AM BATMAN!"
                1310 Run around screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" again and again
                __________________
                Looking toward a brighter future
                Reply With Quote
                  #1008    
                Old October 29th, 2013 (1:32 PM).
                Victreebel's Bro's Avatar
                Victreebel's Bro Victreebel's Bro is offline
                The Day Is My Enemy
                   
                  Join Date: Aug 2013
                  Location: Sesame Street
                  Gender: Male
                  Nature: Quiet
                  Posts: 66
                  ^ 1305-1310...I dont know what to say

                  1311: Dress up as Clefairy, go behind a female employee and say "I'll double-slap dat @$$!"

                  1312: Take all the dart guns, take your clothes off and yell "VIRGINITY IS MINE!!!"
                  __________________


                  My Friend Code: 0319 - 0371 - 7860

                  Pokemon Omega Ruby IGN: Beck
                  Reply With Quote
                    #1009    
                  Old November 8th, 2013 (10:18 PM).
                  Nakala Pri Nakala Pri is offline
                  Banned
                     
                    Join Date: Nov 2012
                    Nature: Naughty
                    Posts: 2,386
                    1311.

                    Get a super goofy dance team and start doing a stupid dance on the shelves (while dressing up as P!nk, of course). But you have to wear giant balloon underwear and open all of the lids on all of da Nutella.
                    Reply With Quote
                      #1010    
                    Old November 8th, 2013 (10:20 PM).
                    xseed's Avatar
                    xseed xseed is offline
                    Reality? Or a dream?
                       
                      Join Date: Aug 2013
                      Location: Miississippi
                      Age: 23
                      Gender: Male
                      Nature: Jolly
                      Posts: 446
                      1312 dress as peach,grab a frying pan and star smaking away at people
                      __________________
                      Looking toward a brighter future
                      Reply With Quote
                        #1011    
                      Old November 8th, 2013 (10:51 PM).
                      Crux's Avatar
                      Crux Crux is offline
                      Evermore
                         
                        Join Date: Sep 2012
                        Location: 青い世界
                        Age: 22
                        Gender: Male
                        Nature: Relaxed
                        Posts: 1,324
                        1313:
                        Walk around with a piece of paper and a water gun full of a cocktail of Ginger, Lime, Onion, and Pepper Juice. Give people paper cuts and then shoot at said cuts with the water pistol.

                        1314:
                        Demand to be taken to the 'secret shoppers fort' that's hidden behind the auto care section.

                        1315:
                        Cover all the toilets with Cellophane. Over the bowl, under the seat.

                        1316:
                        Ask random people if you can have their socks. If they ask why, put a suspicious face on and ask why they're asking.

                        1317:
                        Walk in with a beehive.

                        1318:
                        Loudly preach about the evils of corn flakes. Over the loud speaker.
                        __________________





                        {Never and Forever}

                        Tees | Coming Soon | Coming Soon
                        Reply With Quote
                          #1012    
                        Old November 10th, 2013 (9:31 AM).
                        pridekitty's Avatar
                        pridekitty pridekitty is offline
                        A Kitty
                           
                          Join Date: Jul 2013
                          Location: Beach City
                          Age: 16
                          Gender: Male
                          Nature: Quirky
                          Posts: 51
                          1319. Run in dressed as Fluttershy and yell "FINLAND" at the top of your lungs and start painting rainbows on all of the fire extinguishers and shooting everything with water guns full of Dr. Pepper.
                          __________________


                          My Shinies:
                          Quagsire M (Whoopie)
                          Corsola F (Coral)
                          Clauncher M (Dr. Zoidberg)
                          Yanma M (Blue Buzz)
                          Magikarp F (Goldy)
                          Goldeen M (Neptune)
                          Poliwhirl F (Polly)

                          Yes, I am aware that five of them are fishing shinies and that all of them have stupid nicknames.
                          Reply With Quote
                            #1013    
                          Old November 10th, 2013 (12:04 PM).
                          pompayyy's Avatar
                          pompayyy pompayyy is offline
                          Forever and Ever
                             
                            Join Date: Feb 2013
                            Location: In a White Room with Black Curtains
                            Gender: Male
                            Nature: Relaxed
                            Posts: 487
                            1319.
                            Sing this song:
                            __________________


                            Pink Moon is on its way.

                            Reply With Quote
                              #1014    
                            Old November 10th, 2013 (2:53 PM).
                            Kung Fu Ferret's Avatar
                            Kung Fu Ferret Kung Fu Ferret is online now
                            White and Nerdy
                               
                              Join Date: Sep 2005
                              Location: Digital World
                              Gender: Male
                              Nature: Adamant
                              Posts: 1,221
                              Quote:
                              Originally Posted by ChocoboCam View Post
                              1319.
                              Sing this song:
                              That just made my day!

                              1320. Switch the clean albums with explicit ones you bought at Target.
                              Reply With Quote
                                #1015    
                              Old November 10th, 2013 (9:41 PM).
                              Nakala Pri Nakala Pri is offline
                              Banned
                                 
                                Join Date: Nov 2012
                                Nature: Naughty
                                Posts: 2,386
                                1321.

                                Sing 'Sober' and kick the alcohol around then throw oranges at the clerks.
                                Reply With Quote
                                  #1016    
                                Old November 19th, 2013 (6:34 AM).
                                The Last One's Avatar
                                The Last One The Last One is offline
                                Stalking Your Conversations
                                   
                                  Join Date: Aug 2010
                                  Location: Kickin' It
                                  Nature: Naughty
                                  Posts: 353
                                  1322 . approach the register with condoms, lubricate, a gold fish, and a camera, and ask if they'd like to join
                                  __________________
                                  Current Activity:
                                  Viewing Conversation Insert name And Insert Name

                                  Reply With Quote
                                    #1017    
                                  Old November 19th, 2013 (9:23 PM).
                                  Nakala Pri Nakala Pri is offline
                                  Banned
                                     
                                    Join Date: Nov 2012
                                    Nature: Naughty
                                    Posts: 2,386
                                    1323.

                                    Scream 'I SUPPORT CLARAERITH!!' and you'll be banned from every single store in the world. xD
                                    Reply With Quote
                                      #1018    
                                    Old November 25th, 2013 (7:01 PM).
                                    isthatyoudan's Avatar
                                    isthatyoudan isthatyoudan is offline
                                    doesn't work well with others...
                                       
                                      Join Date: Nov 2013
                                      Location: At my desk on the computer
                                      Gender: Female
                                      Nature: Quirky
                                      Posts: 397
                                      1324
                                      Step 1: Fill an empty mayonnaise jar, the biggest you can find, with yogurt.
                                      Step 2: Sit down in the busiest area of the store.
                                      Step 3: Eat yogurt/mayonnaise very loudly and messily while occasionally asking anyone if they want some.
                                      Step: Spill some of the yogurt on merchandise and/or customers.
                                      __________________
                                      All About Dan! (at the moment, at least)
                                      Deep Thoughts...
                                      The people of the Pokémon world aren't too creative. They named Pokémon after what sound they make. If we were like them, a cow would be called a "moo".

                                      I'm Reading...
                                      Just finished a volume of Soul Eater, volume 14. At this point, it has become very different compared to the anime, and I kind of like it. Some of the characters have gotten a lot more fleshed out (specifically the meister team of Ox, Kilik, and Kim), and things are happening quite differently. An exciting read.

                                      I'm Playing...
                                      The iPod music game, Cytus. While I may not know very many of the songs, I really like its music, and the gameplay is easy to pick up yet takes quite a while to master. A friend has seen me play it and he says I make it look easy, but I am still having a fun and challenging time. Definitely worth the price.
                                      Reply With Quote
                                        #1019    
                                      Old November 29th, 2013 (7:17 PM).
                                      isthatyoudan's Avatar
                                      isthatyoudan isthatyoudan is offline
                                      doesn't work well with others...
                                         
                                        Join Date: Nov 2013
                                        Location: At my desk on the computer
                                        Gender: Female
                                        Nature: Quirky
                                        Posts: 397
                                        I was the last poster, but I want to bump it up.
                                        1325 (The time-traveller trick)
                                        1. Put on some old-looking clothes.
                                        2. Run really fast inside and run up to the first cashier.
                                        3. Scream, "WHAT YEAR IS IT?"
                                        4. When they answer, say, "It worked. It worked. They said I was mad, but it worked. YES! YES! YES!"
                                        5. Keep running around the store screaming "IT WORKED!" over and over again, and occasionally, "Hello, future person!"
                                        __________________
                                        All About Dan! (at the moment, at least)
                                        Deep Thoughts...
                                        The people of the Pokémon world aren't too creative. They named Pokémon after what sound they make. If we were like them, a cow would be called a "moo".

                                        I'm Reading...
                                        Just finished a volume of Soul Eater, volume 14. At this point, it has become very different compared to the anime, and I kind of like it. Some of the characters have gotten a lot more fleshed out (specifically the meister team of Ox, Kilik, and Kim), and things are happening quite differently. An exciting read.

                                        I'm Playing...
                                        The iPod music game, Cytus. While I may not know very many of the songs, I really like its music, and the gameplay is easy to pick up yet takes quite a while to master. A friend has seen me play it and he says I make it look easy, but I am still having a fun and challenging time. Definitely worth the price.
                                        Reply With Quote
                                          #1020    
                                        Old November 29th, 2013 (7:27 PM).
                                        Kanzler's Avatar
                                        Kanzler Kanzler is offline
                                        naughty biscotti
                                        • Crystal Tier
                                         
                                        Join Date: Jul 2008
                                        Location: Toronto
                                        Gender: Male
                                        Nature: Relaxed
                                        Posts: 5,897
                                        1326. Use shopping carts as bumper cars.
                                        Reply With Quote
                                          #1021    
                                        Old November 29th, 2013 (7:28 PM).
                                        Ozymandias Ozymandias is offline
                                        i'm going on a journey
                                        • Gold Tier
                                         
                                        Join Date: Jun 2013
                                        Location: under your bed
                                        Nature: Relaxed
                                        Posts: 1,018
                                        1326

                                        Strip down naked and roll around the floors
                                        __________________
                                        ~the moment i met her, my life changed
                                        everything i saw, everything i heard, everything i felt
                                        all the scenery around me started to take color~
                                        Reply With Quote
                                          #1022    
                                        Old November 30th, 2013 (12:04 AM).
                                        Nakala Pri Nakala Pri is offline
                                        Banned
                                           
                                          Join Date: Nov 2012
                                          Nature: Naughty
                                          Posts: 2,386
                                          1326.

                                          Pretend to have a fit, then jump up, grab a turkey, take off the plastic and stuff it on a staff member's head. xD
                                          Reply With Quote
                                            #1023    
                                          Old November 30th, 2013 (3:45 PM).
                                          Kung Fu Ferret's Avatar
                                          Kung Fu Ferret Kung Fu Ferret is online now
                                          White and Nerdy
                                             
                                            Join Date: Sep 2005
                                            Location: Digital World
                                            Gender: Male
                                            Nature: Adamant
                                            Posts: 1,221
                                            1327. Dress up like an emo clown and smear mashed potatoes everywhere.
                                            __________________
                                            "A lie told often enough becomes the truth."
                                            "The most important thing when ill is to never lose heart."
                                            "Sometimes - history needs a push."
                                            -Vladimir Lenin
                                            Reply With Quote
                                              #1024    
                                            Old November 30th, 2013 (4:28 PM).
                                            pompayyy's Avatar
                                            pompayyy pompayyy is offline
                                            Forever and Ever
                                               
                                              Join Date: Feb 2013
                                              Location: In a White Room with Black Curtains
                                              Gender: Male
                                              Nature: Relaxed
                                              Posts: 487
                                              1328.

                                              Scream "WE ARE TEH LEGION WHO DARES FIGHT WILL BE SMITTEN BY THE BLADE OF JAY LENO!"
                                              __________________


                                              Pink Moon is on its way.

                                              Reply With Quote
                                                #1025    
                                              Old December 2nd, 2013 (5:05 PM).
                                              isthatyoudan's Avatar
                                              isthatyoudan isthatyoudan is offline
                                              doesn't work well with others...
                                                 
                                                Join Date: Nov 2013
                                                Location: At my desk on the computer
                                                Gender: Female
                                                Nature: Quirky
                                                Posts: 397
                                                I <3 this game!
                                                1329
                                                Attach a fake ball and chain to your leg and run around the store screaming, "Walmart has kidnapped me! I can't leave! I can't leave! Run or they'll get you too!" Occasionally run into a wall and pass out.
                                                __________________
                                                All About Dan! (at the moment, at least)
                                                Deep Thoughts...
                                                The people of the Pokémon world aren't too creative. They named Pokémon after what sound they make. If we were like them, a cow would be called a "moo".

                                                I'm Reading...
                                                Just finished a volume of Soul Eater, volume 14. At this point, it has become very different compared to the anime, and I kind of like it. Some of the characters have gotten a lot more fleshed out (specifically the meister team of Ox, Kilik, and Kim), and things are happening quite differently. An exciting read.

                                                I'm Playing...
                                                The iPod music game, Cytus. While I may not know very many of the songs, I really like its music, and the gameplay is easy to pick up yet takes quite a while to master. A friend has seen me play it and he says I make it look easy, but I am still having a fun and challenging time. Definitely worth the price.
                                                Reply With Quote
                                                Reply

                                                Quick Reply

                                                Join the conversation!

                                                Create an account to post a reply in this thread, participate in other discussions, and more!

                                                Create a PokéCommunity Account

                                                Sponsored Links
                                                Thread Tools

                                                Posting Rules
                                                You may not post new threads
                                                You may not post replies
                                                You may not post attachments
                                                You may not edit your posts

                                                BB code is On
                                                Smilies are On
                                                [IMG] code is On
                                                HTML code is Off

                                                Forum Jump


                                                All times are GMT -8. The time now is 12:30 PM.