1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2] Page 46

Started by deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:56 AM
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Sonata

Don't let me disappear

Age 27
Male
Indiana
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted March 25th, 2023
13,619 posts
10.2 Years
1451:
Walk in with a newspaper filled with poop, open a food item, and drop the poop in there. Then call for the manager and complain that there is ♥♥♥♥ in your meal and you'd like a refund.

UltraWing

teleporting shiny staraviva

Male
route 9000
Seen December 3rd, 2015
Posted August 26th, 2014
46 posts
9.7 Years
1452

take an empty case of a game with you. steal the keys to the cabinets and take a good game and put that game in the empty case and lock the doors and put the keys back then ask that you want a game. have the guy open the cabinets and get the game that you stole after he sees that the case is empty get kicked out
pokemon silver random team challenge (2/16)
pokemon crystal random team challenge (0/16)

isthatyoudan

doesn't work well with others...

Female
At my desk on the computer
Seen October 4th, 2014
Posted September 1st, 2014
395 posts
9.5 Years
1453
Ask everyone in the store for their name (say you're from a newspaper writing an article on walmart shoppers or a census person or something). Write them all down on a piece of paper. Then, stand in the middle of the store with the list and a black notebook. Yell out, "You fools! I have the death note! I'm going to write all of your names down in this and you all gonna die!" Laugh hysterically and scribble in the notebook while being dragged out of the store.
All About Dan! (at the moment, at least)
Deep Thoughts...
The people of the Pokémon world aren't too creative. They named Pokémon after what sound they make. If we were like them, a cow would be called a "moo".

I'm Reading...
Just finished a volume of Soul Eater, volume 14. At this point, it has become very different compared to the anime, and I kind of like it. Some of the characters have gotten a lot more fleshed out (specifically the meister team of Ox, Kilik, and Kim), and things are happening quite differently. An exciting read.

I'm Playing...
The iPod music game, Cytus. While I may not know very many of the songs, I really like its music, and the gameplay is easy to pick up yet takes quite a while to master. A friend has seen me play it and he says I make it look easy, but I am still having a fun and challenging time. Definitely worth the price.

Akiba

Age 23
Female
in a gap
Seen April 10th, 2017
Posted December 28th, 2016
4,262 posts
12.2 Years
1454.

Lab: Get Booted out of Walmart

Materials:
5L 10M sulfuric acid (H2SO4)

Procedure:
Ten boxes of white Domino's sugar or other sugar of choice were taken from the shelves and emptied onto the floor. 5L of sulfuric acid was poured onto the sugar. The sulfuric acid and sugar reacted to create steam and an enormous mass of pure carbon. The experimenter was then removed from the store.

isthatyoudan

doesn't work well with others...

Female
At my desk on the computer
Seen October 4th, 2014
Posted September 1st, 2014
395 posts
9.5 Years
1457
Become "Walmart-man". Rescue people that don't need rescuing and potato-sack-carry them out of the store, and fight any "suspicious characters" (That manager looks pretty "suspicious"...) Did I tell you that Walmart-man's villain-fighting weapon is a sack of fruit?
All About Dan! (at the moment, at least)
Deep Thoughts...
The people of the Pokémon world aren't too creative. They named Pokémon after what sound they make. If we were like them, a cow would be called a "moo".

I'm Reading...
Just finished a volume of Soul Eater, volume 14. At this point, it has become very different compared to the anime, and I kind of like it. Some of the characters have gotten a lot more fleshed out (specifically the meister team of Ox, Kilik, and Kim), and things are happening quite differently. An exciting read.

I'm Playing...
The iPod music game, Cytus. While I may not know very many of the songs, I really like its music, and the gameplay is easy to pick up yet takes quite a while to master. A friend has seen me play it and he says I make it look easy, but I am still having a fun and challenging time. Definitely worth the price.

~Justified~

~Working On A New Rom Hack~

Male
Seen November 23rd, 2015
Posted February 26th, 2015
402 posts
9.4 Years
(Xebelleon you didn't post the number. Just edit 1456 into your post.)

1457
Ask for directions to one of their competitors' stores, such as Target, Publix, or K-Mart.
"I Believe In Jesus Christ As My Lord and Savior,"
"Greater love has no one than this, that one lay down his life for his friends,"
John 15:13

Pokemon Rom Hacker
Looking For:
Anyone willing to help with the game.
Pokemon Team Building Guide

~Justified~

~Working On A New Rom Hack~

Male
Seen November 23rd, 2015
Posted February 26th, 2015
402 posts
9.4 Years
1459
Sleep on some of the furniture in the furniture section
"I Believe In Jesus Christ As My Lord and Savior,"
"Greater love has no one than this, that one lay down his life for his friends,"
John 15:13

Pokemon Rom Hacker
Looking For:
Anyone willing to help with the game.
Pokemon Team Building Guide

isthatyoudan

doesn't work well with others...

Female
At my desk on the computer
Seen October 4th, 2014
Posted September 1st, 2014
395 posts
9.5 Years
1461
Get some candy and a group of little kids. Hide candy really far back behind products on the shelves, but be careful not to drop anything. Then, tell the little kids that it's time for a candy hunt, and that the candy is hidden behind products. Tell them they are supposed to "go nuts". They will, and all of the product will be spilled everywhere in search of the candy. Laugh evilly during the hunt so the security guards will know that you're the one behind things.

1462
Stick-pocket a bunch of sausages and steaks on all the employees, and then let hungry dogs loose in the store.

~Justified~

~Working On A New Rom Hack~

Male
Seen November 23rd, 2015
Posted February 26th, 2015
402 posts
9.4 Years
1464
Wear a blue polo and khaki shorts and pretend to be a worker on an empty register lol
"I Believe In Jesus Christ As My Lord and Savior,"
"Greater love has no one than this, that one lay down his life for his friends,"
John 15:13

Pokemon Rom Hacker
Looking For:
Anyone willing to help with the game.
Pokemon Team Building Guide

isthatyoudan

doesn't work well with others...

Female
At my desk on the computer
Seen October 4th, 2014
Posted September 1st, 2014
395 posts
9.5 Years
1465
Set up a mini stand within the Walmart and sell the walmart's products. Offer to give the manager ten percent.
All About Dan! (at the moment, at least)
Deep Thoughts...
The people of the Pokémon world aren't too creative. They named Pokémon after what sound they make. If we were like them, a cow would be called a "moo".

I'm Reading...
Just finished a volume of Soul Eater, volume 14. At this point, it has become very different compared to the anime, and I kind of like it. Some of the characters have gotten a lot more fleshed out (specifically the meister team of Ox, Kilik, and Kim), and things are happening quite differently. An exciting read.

I'm Playing...
The iPod music game, Cytus. While I may not know very many of the songs, I really like its music, and the gameplay is easy to pick up yet takes quite a while to master. A friend has seen me play it and he says I make it look easy, but I am still having a fun and challenging time. Definitely worth the price.

ShortyPants

Female
Seen April 18th, 2016
Posted July 26th, 2014
60 posts
8.9 Years
1469

Go to the pets section grab a random number of the same animal lets say 7 of them if they're small number all of them except write 8 on the last one and scatter all of them(not original but should work)

1470

cross dress go in to the right bathroom and if they insist you go out say fine and walk in to the wrong bathroom quickly making yourself look like your original gender and complain saying you were kicked out of the other bathroom and get someone to walk with you in the other bathroom and defend you etc.

Kung Fu Ferret

Derp

He/Him
Digital World
Seen 4 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
1,335 posts
17.7 Years
1471. Make a pillow fort and jump out at random times, scaring the children
"A lie told often enough becomes the truth."
"The most important thing when ill is to never lose heart."
"Sometimes - history needs a push."
-Vladimir Lenin

SmashBrony

Epic Adventurer

Age 33
Male
Ponyville
Seen February 14th, 2015
Posted February 9th, 2015
1,278 posts
14.9 Years
1472

Ride a electric scooter around the store at high speeds & use a Super Soaker to shoot "blood" (red ink) at people.
Will anypony volunteer to make me
a Super Smash Bros. themed pony character
to use for my avatar & sigature?
For more info, PM me please!

SmashBrony

Epic Adventurer

Age 33
Male
Ponyville
Seen February 14th, 2015
Posted February 9th, 2015
1,278 posts
14.9 Years
1474

Get a beehive & throw it in the store & RUN LIKE THE TAMERIAN WIND!!!
Oh, wait...
You can't get kicked out if you run out...
But this may very well get you banned from Wally World, as some people calls it.
Will anypony volunteer to make me
a Super Smash Bros. themed pony character
to use for my avatar & sigature?
For more info, PM me please!