1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2] Page 49

Started by deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:56 AM
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Sonata

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Cut up pineapple and then strap it to the hex bug fish and put them in with the real fish.

Sonata

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Empty all of the jars of marshmallow creme and fill them with mayonaise and then fill the mayonaise jars with marshmallow creme.

Disolia

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The most literal, and dramatic method of getting yourself kicked out of Walmart, would be to construct a giant mechanized swinging device with an overly large boot attached to the end.
Setup would just require you to place the object in question at the front of any Walmart store. Of course this would require assistance of one of the employees, as activating the mechanism yourself would just be silly and inaccurate.

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Say a joke over the loudspeaker. That would actually work.

Ice

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Walk in with a backwards cap, scream 'IMA MANKEYY' and then twerk and grind against the clerks. :D
I think you'd get kicked out without the backwards cap too, haha.

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Walk in, scream 'IMA MANKEYY' and then twerk and grind against the clerks.