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      115. Hold up the manager with a toy gun from the toy section.
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      117. Take a dozen eggs from the shelf, take one out, run up to the prettiest girl in the area and throw the egg right in her face and yell "FORNICATOR!!!!" Keep doing this until you run out of eggs, then begin to do it with rocks. Once you run out of rocks, throw random animals you find in the store.
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      118: Put sale signs on stuff on very expensive aren't for sale and go to the cashier and say, "These things got Sale sign and they cost like 600 bucks?!" then drop it down on the floor and jump on it.
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      119. Mess around with the rollback price signs to where they actually roll forward. Something like this:

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      121. Dump crude oil all over the floor and laugh hysterically at anyone who slips.
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      Fire ~ Field eggs
      3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

      Its hooves are 10 times harder
      than diamonds. It can trample
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      Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
      Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
      Locations: Pokémon Mansion

      Cry

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      de: Ponita
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        125. Tape a Walkie Talkie to the back of a Barbie doll in the toy section, then when someone walks by say "I'm watching you."
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          127. Dress up like Dick Cheney, put on a Walmart vest and act like a greeter, saying "go **** yourself" to every single person that comes in.
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          Fire ~ Field eggs
          3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

          Its hooves are 10 times harder
          than diamonds. It can trample
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          Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
          Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
          Locations: Pokémon Mansion

          Cry

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          129. Dress up as Jeff Dunham's puppet Walter, and act as a greeter, saying "Welcome to Walmart. Get your **** and get out!" <--- Manually censored
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          131. Dress up as the Janitor's twin brother, lean against the wall in a muscle shirt chewing a toothpick and keep saying to people, "hey, you seen my brother? The janitor?".
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          Fire ~ Field eggs
          3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

          Its hooves are 10 times harder
          than diamonds. It can trample
          anything completely flat in moments.

          Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
          Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
          Locations: Pokémon Mansion

          Cry

          Other names:

          jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
          de: Ponita
          fr: Ponyta
          cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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            133. Toss an active beehive into the store, making sure it busts open on impact.
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              135. Fill the Super Soakers off the shelves with paint and have a fight with them with your friends.
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              137. Walk slowly through every single aisle in the store, knocking all the items off the shelf as you go, not leaving a single behind.
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              Fire ~ Field eggs
              3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

              Its hooves are 10 times harder
              than diamonds. It can trample
              anything completely flat in moments.

              Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
              Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
              Locations: Pokémon Mansion

              Cry

              Other names:

              jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
              de: Ponita
              fr: Ponyta
              cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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              138. Create your own campsite in the tents section, complete with a campfire and marshmallow roasting.
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