1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2] Page 5

Started by deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:56 AM
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DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
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116. Take a thorny devil into the store and make it squirt blood out its eyes at random people. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEl6TXrkZnk

117. Take a dozen eggs from the shelf, take one out, run up to the prettiest girl in the area and throw the egg right in her face and yell "FORNICATOR!!!!" Keep doing this until you run out of eggs, then begin to do it with rocks. Once you run out of rocks, throw random animals you find in the store.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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118: Put sale signs on stuff on very expensive aren't for sale and go to the cashier and say, "These things got Sale sign and they cost like 600 bucks?!" then drop it down on the floor and jump on it.

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DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
120. Steal all the numbers from the price signs and put them through a paper shredder.

121. Dump crude oil all over the floor and laugh hysterically at anyone who slips.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
127. Dress up like Dick Cheney, put on a Walmart vest and act like a greeter, saying "go **** yourself" to every single person that comes in.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
130. Dress up as the Janitor from Scrubs and spend the whole day there pretending to clean things while waxing the floors repeatedly so no one can walk without slipping and constantly playing tricks and busting random people's chops for no reason.

131. Dress up as the Janitor's twin brother, lean against the wall in a muscle shirt chewing a toothpick and keep saying to people, "hey, you seen my brother? The janitor?".

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
136. Put a fake "OUT OF ORDER" sign on each one of the bathrooms.

137. Walk slowly through every single aisle in the store, knocking all the items off the shelf as you go, not leaving a single behind.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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139. Simply waltz in and begin advertising rival stores. Loudspeakers recommended, as well as helpful brochures.

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