1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2] Page 50

Started by deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:56 AM
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1566

Walk in with a cloak covering your face, holding a banana. Place the banana in the middle of Walmart and start worshiping it. Then rip off your cloak and sing 'HAVE MY BABIES, GAI SENSEIIIIIIIIII!!!!' and run around Walmart nude.

1566

Walk in with a cloak covering your face, holding a banana. Place the banana in the middle of Walmart and start worshiping it. Then rip off your cloak and sing 'HAVE MY BABIES, GAI SENSEIIIIIIIIII!!!!' and run around Walmart nude.

Dedenne1

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I don't wanna let this thread die lets see if i can revive it since others obviously dont feel like it ;)

1567
Ask a manager for a discount
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Kung Fu Ferret

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1571.

Knock down all of the toy planes from the shelves while shouting "ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"
"A lie told often enough becomes the truth."
"The most important thing when ill is to never lose heart."
"Sometimes - history needs a push."
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1583. Scattering Lego bricks everywhere on the floor, hoping for people to step on them.

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@Above I don't know how your walmart is but at mine people wear shoes >-> They tend to render legos ineffective....

1584:

Storage container fort in aisle* 6! Prepare for siege!

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1586. Get yourself and nine friends to do a real-life Smite match in the aisles.
"A lie told often enough becomes the truth."
"The most important thing when ill is to never lose heart."
"Sometimes - history needs a push."
-Vladimir Lenin