1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2] Page 6

Started by deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:56 AM
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Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
141. Draw smiley faces on the little people they have on the restroom signs.

142. Run up to random cashiers saying "match it!" as loudly as you can. Often add vulgar insults as well as possibly an angry look on your face and bulging veins.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
144. Pay the entire price of your purchase in pennies, then beat the cashier to death with a sock full of batteries and steal the pennies back.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
146. "Sneak" into the store with your body covered by an upside-down trashcan with a slit cut out for your eyes.

147. Throw random stuff at a cashier several metres away, ducking behind something to hide whenever he turns around.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
149. Using only food and supplies found throughout the store, cook a full meal in the store and pretend to cook it on one of their grills. Then eat it, raw meat and all.

150. Pick up one of the customer help phones and start chatting it up with the representative on the other line.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


deoxys121

White Kyurem Cometh

Age 31
Male
Flat Rock, MI, United States
Seen September 25th, 2016
Posted May 27th, 2012
1,254 posts
12.4 Years
151. Steal a walkie talkie from one of the managers on the floor, and say into it "I have taken <manager's name> hostage. If you want him back alive, you must bring me exactly 1,782 Gummi Bears, with all the green ones taken out."

U.Flame

Maker of Short Games

Age 27
Male
Unknown
Seen 1 Week Ago
Posted January 17th, 2023
1,322 posts
14.9 Years
152: Play Insane Clown Posse music on the intercom. :D
The more you learn about something, the more you realize just how much you don't know. I've shelved my more ambitious ideas in favor of smaller, more feasible projects and contributions. While I still have an ongoing project, and still intend to experiment with improving Gen 3's multiplayer, it's been much less stressful doing smaller things, like entries for Anthroyd's MAGM contests.

Of which you can check out here:
Naillevaihcam
Magical Altering Gym Menagerie

Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
153. Start a mosh pit. \o/

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
155. Begin building up a large tower by stacking up multiple objects found around the store, soon resorting to ladders and scaffolds once the tower gets too high to build on. Slowly and gradually invite other people to help you in this task.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
157. Strip the manager naked, paint him red, shave all his hair off and strut him around to the entire store saying "HE'S A FRAUD! DON'T YOU SEE?"

158. Steal a water hose from a fire truck, take it into the store and blast it at everything, occasionally saying, "SQUIRTLE USED HYDRO PUMP!"

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
160. Place several tortoises strategically throughout the store and suddenly appear right next to each one of them alternating, each time very loudly proclaiming it to be "so zetta slow!" to everyone around.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


xelarator

Gentlemen.

Age 25
Male
In Las Vegas waiting for it to snow.
Seen September 5th, 2016
Posted August 27th, 2012
131 posts
11.9 Years
Get you and a bunch of people [preferably everyone in this thread] to paint their faces, look like Indians [or Native Americans as I'm told] and stand in front of the WalMart. Yell," WE SHALL TAKE ALL THEIR STUFFING!!!", then charge into the walmart, and steal ALL THEIR STUFFING!!!! Thus succesfully reinacting the latest Southpark Thanksgiving Special. XD

Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
Get you and a bunch of people [preferably everyone in this thread] to paint their faces, look like Indians [or Native Americans as I'm told] and stand in front of the WalMart. Yell," WE SHALL TAKE ALL THEIR STUFFING!!!", then charge into the walmart, and steal ALL THEIR STUFFING!!!! Thus succesfully reinacting the latest Southpark Thanksgiving Special. XD
This this this this this yes omfg this.

163. Dress up like a punk, then walk around the whole store looking pissed off and saying "DON'T MESS WITH ME" to random people as you jump forward to intimidate them.

164. Set up your own movies on all of their televisions in the store, while at the same time gathering several microwaves from the store and using them to cook popcorn found in the store while you eat the popcorn and laugh hysterically at the movies, dropping popcorn out of your mouth and being overall very messy while doing so. Slowly gather more and more people to join you in this.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


xelarator

Gentlemen.

Age 25
Male
In Las Vegas waiting for it to snow.
Seen September 5th, 2016
Posted August 27th, 2012
131 posts
11.9 Years
Thanks!

165. Get a machine gun, a rifle, a bazooka[that all fire rubber balls [O.O]], several flashbangs, knockout gas,and a couple of friends. Pretend that your playing Call of Duty, and shoot every person on sight. Get one person to spray them with knockout gas. When they knockout, T-Bag them, all of them!

This will DEFINITELY get you kicked outta WalMart. That is, if you fail. If you succeed, yell," Mission Complete!" and celebrate with idea 164.

And yes, I am one crazy kid. MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD

xelarator

Gentlemen.

Age 25
Male
In Las Vegas waiting for it to snow.
Seen September 5th, 2016
Posted August 27th, 2012
131 posts
11.9 Years
168. Hide in a box near the electronics section of the store. Every time someone goes near the box, scream at them," IN YOUR FACE!!!!!", as loud as you possibly can.