1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2] Page 7

Started by deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:56 AM
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Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
172. Make bacon using unpaid-for bacon from the store and an oven in the store.

173. Store several Dairy Queen Blizzards in a freezer in the appliances section. Grab one out of there, walk around the store eating it while dropping huge amounts of it on the floor and spitting it in people's faces/clothes as you get way too close to them and ask "hey what's up?" with your mouth full. Once you run out of Blizzard, throw your cup and spoon on the floor; wipe your mouth on your hand and wipe your hand on the sweater of some random bystander; and return to the freezer to get another Blizzard and repeat the process. Keep doing this until you run out of Blizzards, then go buy more Blizzards and keep the cycle going.
169. Photocopy a bunch of expired coupons and try to pay for your whole purchase with them.
You already said that. xD

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
175. Kidnap some random kid, dress him up in yellow, paint his cheeks red and give him fancy ears, then train him to tase the closest person whenever you say, "Pikachu, use Thunderbolt now!" Then set him loose in Walmart to Thunderbolt everyone.
It would help if you steal the clothes and paint and taser from the same Walmart that you're running rampant in.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
178. Let loose several skunks and stinkbugs in the store.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
179 - Tell someone you've seen an alien and they don't believe it.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
181 - Tell someone you were on a Japanese game show.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
184. Go in the bathroom of the opposite gender, skulk around in there a bit giggling, then leave and start screaming it at random shoppers and bragging as if it's the biggest deal in the world. "Teehee, I WENT IN THE BOYS' BATHROOM! :D Those boys will be so mad I almost saw them without their shirts!"

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
185 186. Steal a bunch of items off the shelves and start selling them to people at double their original price.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


xelarator

Gentlemen.

Age 25
Male
In Las Vegas waiting for it to snow.
Seen September 5th, 2016
Posted August 27th, 2012
131 posts
11.9 Years
186. Get a 2-barrel shotgun, sneak behind the nearest bystander, tap their shoulder, then yell," YOU MUST DIE!!!!!", as you fire a blank in their face [Which is ALOT louder than firing fully loaded]. Make sure you have ear protection on.

Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
189. Get moshing.

190. Lean against a pillar in the middle of the store smoking and dropping the cigarettes all around you in a circle, always stamping them out messily with your foot and pulling another out from a seemingly endless source. If anyone approaches you or asks what you're doing, simply reply, "hey man, this is where I take my breaks!" despite the fact that you don't work there and aren't even wearing a uniform.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


deoxys121

White Kyurem Cometh

Age 31
Male
Flat Rock, MI, United States
Seen September 25th, 2016
Posted May 27th, 2012
1,254 posts
12.4 Years
191. Print out a fake "Psychopath license," then go the video games section and start smashing the glass. When they ask you to stop, simply show the psychopath license and say, "It's OK, I'm a licensed psychopath!"

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
192 - You announce that you are a self-confessed mass killer like that Norwegian man who bombed Oslo and then went on a shooting spree.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

Skip Class

previously zappyspiker, but rainbow keeps trying to get me to skip class

Age 28
Female
New Zealand
Seen July 7th, 2021
Posted July 24th, 2020
4,713 posts
14.8 Years
193 - You bring a couple of friends over and have a NERF gun war. Earn more team mates by grabbing the other shoppers at Walmart


Previously zappyspiker | twitter | instagram

Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
194. Dress up like an old lady in a Walmart vest with a mask and everything, and stand by the door acting like a greeter. Whenever someone comes in, greet them then proceed to ask them incessantly what they are looking for and how was their day and where did you get that marvellous broach and so on so that they get annoyed and leave.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
195 - Being pulled over for drink driving when you admit you are actually faking it.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

Skip Class

previously zappyspiker, but rainbow keeps trying to get me to skip class

Age 28
Female
New Zealand
Seen July 7th, 2021
Posted July 24th, 2020
4,713 posts
14.8 Years
196 -Get out a light saber from the toy section and start hitting employees with it


Previously zappyspiker | twitter | instagram

Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
197. Get out a lightsaber from the real working lightsaber section and get to dismembering random people. <3

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)