1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2] Page 9

Started by deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:56 AM
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Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
226. Set a time bomb in the middle of the store, but be obvious about it and set it for such a late time that no one is really panicked and it gets removed easily.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
228. Bring a live goat into the store, all leashed up with rope that you stole from Walmart earlier. Then go steal a hunting knife, use it to cut the goat's throat and say "YOU JUST GOT SACRIFICED!"

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Nash Bandicoot

Dingodile use Flamethrower!

Age 25
Male
Wouldn't you like to know
Seen March 15th, 2013
Posted October 4th, 2012
206 posts
14.7 Years
230:Tell the manager he is FIRED and in no longer welcome in the store

231: Drive a car through the stores front door

231: Drive a truck through the stores front door
'One man armed with the right word may do what an army of swordsmen cannot'- Robbin Hobb

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
232 - Make a paper shell and try to recreate Oshawott's famous Razor Shell attack LOL.
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
234. Carve the entire store into the shape of Texas.

235. Dress up like George W. Bush and walk around the Texas store saying ridiculous nonsensical things while stealing every taco you see (if you didn't already carve off the taco section).

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


Tsutarja

Age 28
he / him
Florida
Seen 3 Hours Ago
Posted 6 Days Ago
27,325 posts
13.2 Years
237
Go up to a mother with a baby in her cart and slap the heck out of the baby

Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE

Age 29
Female
Any ol' place really
Seen September 2nd, 2012
Posted December 27th, 2011
2,738 posts
14.8 Years
240. Pick up a dodgeball off the shelf, say "oh, I love dodgeball! Heads up!" then throw it at the closest fellow customer.
241. Pick up a bundt cake from the bakery shelf, say "oh, I love bundt cake! Heads up!" then throw it at the closest fellow customer.
242. Get an employee to let you try out a trombone in the store, say "oh, I love the trombone!", start playing a beautiful song on it, then proceed to say "heads up!" and throw it at the closest fellow customer.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


xelarator

Gentlemen.

Age 25
Male
In Las Vegas waiting for it to snow.
Seen September 5th, 2016
Posted August 27th, 2012
131 posts
11.9 Years
243. Dig a BIG hole inside the Wal-Mart[somehow]. Inside the hole, make a realistic Diglett head as big as the hole, and as people pass by, slowly pop the head to the surface, thus scaring the living **** outta them.

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
248 - Start a conversation with an anonymous computer hacker and tell them you leaked 250,000 secret documents. It's sure to get any worker kicked out of their job cos it's to do with espionage!
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

deoxys121

White Kyurem Cometh

Age 31
Male
Flat Rock, MI, United States
Seen September 25th, 2016
Posted May 27th, 2012
1,254 posts
12.4 Years
249. Empty a soda bottle onto the floor (from the same Walmart of course) then run around bopping people on the head with it.
250. Unroll every roll of toilet paper in every bathroom right in front of an employee, and then say "The cat did it, I swear!"

We are 25% there!

Elite Overlord LeSabre™

On that 'Non stop road'

Age 97
Shimoda City
Seen 1 Week Ago
Posted January 25th, 2022
9,705 posts
15.5 Years
251. Walk in dressed as Sailor Moon. Start throwing your tiara at random customers while shouting "MOON TIARA MAGIC!" at them.

Elite Overlord LeSabre™
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Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
253 - Call each of your workers by a Pokemon's name, like say "Hey there, Pikachu!"
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/