Rate the above user's Joke

Started by Hikamaru November 4th, 2011 3:56 AM
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Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
I love telling jokes to my friends, whether they be based on me or the media.

It's simple, someone posts a joke then the next poster has to score the joke on a rating out of 10.

Use spoilers and colored text when posting your jokes.

I'll start.

What has a cross, stripes, is blue and white all over and facing a debt crisis?

Spoiler:
Greece
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

fango pango

This fire burns, always.

Male
Seen August 16th, 2016
Posted August 16th, 2016
117 posts
13.8 Years
6/10
Soviet jokes are old


If you want to speak to a human press 1...*beep*
If you want to speak in english press 2...*beep*
If you are sure you don't want to speak in spanish, press 3...*beep*
If you want to move to the next menu press 4...*beep*
If you're getting a bit irritated press 5...*beep*
If you are an idiot press 6... *beep*
If you are on the phone press 7...*beep*
Press 8 you know you want to...*beep*
Press 9 *beep*
What are you're chances of talking to someone *beep*


Heck

deoxys121

White Kyurem Cometh

Age 31
Male
Flat Rock, MI, United States
Seen September 25th, 2016
Posted May 27th, 2012
1,254 posts
12.4 Years
8/10. I love blonde jokes!

Sorry, but no one's available to take your call at this time. If you'd like to leave a message, please press #, press 3, then dial your name. Then press 6 and dial your number. Then press *, press 69 ask for ext. 4443 and leave your name and message. If you want to leave your number and the time you called, please press * twice, bark like a dog, spin in a circle, press 1 26 times, and wait for the beep. And, thanks for calling.

^ No real punchline, but it's funny.

Broken_Arrow

Paper Plane

Female
The Land of Amun
Seen August 28th, 2021
Posted January 5th, 2019
1,209 posts
11.7 Years
lol 6\10...

once upon a time there were a car that drove away ...
She never taught him how to cry only how to sing.
Happy in herself - just as she wished to be -
she taught him endless space and vastness
and she calls him: Open-hearted.

Broken_Arrow

Paper Plane

Female
The Land of Amun
Seen August 28th, 2021
Posted January 5th, 2019
1,209 posts
11.7 Years
so am i and that what make it a joke to me lol


lol 8\10..good one

how to put the elephant in the refrigrator on three rounds??

1-open the refrigrator
2-put the elephant

3- close the refrigrator
then,how to put the giraffe on the refrigrator in four rounds ?
1- open the refrigrator

2- take the elephant out of it..

3-put the giraffe

4- close the refrigrator...

True story lol
She never taught him how to cry only how to sing.
Happy in herself - just as she wished to be -
she taught him endless space and vastness
and she calls him: Open-hearted.

SomariFeyWright

Seven years is all it takes...

Age 25
Male
Wherever my fandoms take me~
Seen March 26th, 2014
Posted March 19th, 2014
167 posts
11.4 Years
4/10. At least I get it...

Why is Phoenix Wright such a good lawyer?

Because he's Wright all the time! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! A-
*shot for bad joke and random reference to a random series*

Signature made by Pandaprinzessin of Court Records.

SquirtleGirl

Pokémon: 10 years + Counting..

Age 29
Female
Irelanddd
Seen January 7th, 2012
Posted January 7th, 2012
553 posts
13.8 Years
Gahaha! 8/10 :D

I asked a man in the supermarket if he wanted to make a bet that I could reach the meat on the top shelf. He said: "No because the steaks are too high"

^^;

In progress
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Water Monotype Challenge: Pokémon Diamond


"Only three things are infinite, the universe, human stupidity...and the number of Zubats in Dark Cave"