The Above Avatar has Just Burst Through Your Door with a Gun

Started by Shanghai Alice December 3rd, 2011 7:28 AM
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Section Eight
Seen May 19th, 2012
Posted May 18th, 2012
1,069 posts
12.9 Years
Chandler's Law taken to it's logical extreme!

Basically, post how your avatar would react to the above avatar invading their home with a firearm. For added hilarity, you can Choose Your Weapon.

As My home is as of now unmolested, I have time to grab an Uzi for Koakuma, and burst through the bottom of this post.

"You're lifespan is overdue, I've come to take it back."


"I don't find my name tasteful next to Shanghai Alice."
-STRATOS99

Purple Materia

Shape the future!

Age 28
Male
Seen April 12th, 2014
Posted August 20th, 2013
783 posts
12.6 Years
"...You realize you invaded an anime character's home? I have a sword on my back..."

I grab a good ole M4A1 and burst through the bottom of this post's door.

"..."

"I have fallen from the Land of Magic. I am Stardust Witch Meruru!"
Combat Arms | Raptr | Hummingbird | Last.fm

Nash Bandicoot

Dingodile use Flamethrower!

Age 25
Male
Wouldn't you like to know
Seen March 15th, 2013
Posted October 4th, 2012
206 posts
14.7 Years
"Hehehe, I grab my can of gasoline and pour it all over you, then through a lit match on you..."

I grab a RPG-7 and blow the wall of the next posters house up...
'One man armed with the right word may do what an army of swordsmen cannot'- Robbin Hobb

Purple Materia

Shape the future!

Age 28
Male
Seen April 12th, 2014
Posted August 20th, 2013
783 posts
12.6 Years
"I seriously need to get an alarm or something."

I pick up a FAMAS, and riddle holes in the next poster's door.

"I have fallen from the Land of Magic. I am Stardust Witch Meruru!"
Combat Arms | Raptr | Hummingbird | Last.fm

Nash Bandicoot

Dingodile use Flamethrower!

Age 25
Male
Wouldn't you like to know
Seen March 15th, 2013
Posted October 4th, 2012
206 posts
14.7 Years
" damn I knew I should have made my door out of something other than paper!"

I grab a frag grenade and through It through the next posters cat door
'One man armed with the right word may do what an army of swordsmen cannot'- Robbin Hobb

Misheard Whisper

I also happen to be a model.

Age 28
He/They
Nimbasa Gym
Seen October 3rd, 2022
Posted September 27th, 2022
3,488 posts
14.3 Years
I leap into your face, hissing and mauling you wildly.

What? I'm a Zangoose.

Yowling like a demon, I charge into the next poster's house.
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Nash Bandicoot

Dingodile use Flamethrower!

Age 25
Male
Wouldn't you like to know
Seen March 15th, 2013
Posted October 4th, 2012
206 posts
14.7 Years
"not sure if that was to the person above or me... so I will stand here and see what happens"

I will get an Ipod, turn it to max volume and throw it through the next posters window playing Justin Bieber
'One man armed with the right word may do what an army of swordsmen cannot'- Robbin Hobb

Skip Class

previously zappyspiker, but rainbow keeps trying to get me to skip class

Age 28
Female
New Zealand
Seen July 7th, 2021
Posted July 24th, 2020
4,713 posts
14.8 Years
*Aichi, Kai and Miwa stare at the ipod before kicking it out the door*

I set a million mice free through the crack in the next poster's door.


Previously zappyspiker | twitter | instagram
Age 26
Male
My basement.
Seen February 4th, 2014
Posted January 8th, 2012
11 posts
11.5 Years
Watching the shuriken hit the wall next to me, I simply continue sipping my tea while sitting in my fancy chair. "My word... how rude."



Being a gentlesquirtle, I knock on the next persons door, and offer them over for tea.


“So you know, cats are interesting. They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you it’s great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn’t always go so well.” -Shiggy miyamoto
Age 29
Male
Glitch city
Seen June 11th, 2015
Posted May 9th, 2015
785 posts
13.8 Years
A scraggy with a gun somehow got in my house and had the nerve to attack me in the shower! It fired in a frenzy at nothing in particular and then it ran out of ammo. I got out, reached to my bag, and took out an Ultraball. I also commanded my Marowak to use false swipe. Critical hit! Now that the Scraggy was on the brink of fainting, I pulled out another Ultraball and threw it. The Ultraball hit the weakened pokemon and activated. It wobbled three times and with a click, it was captured.

I don't know how missingno can hold a gun since it has no hands so let's assume it uses psychic powers to make it levitate. The weapon is a plasma pistol of seemingly extraterrestrial origin. A glitched plasma pistol that has been horrifically corrupted to the point that it's a miracle the thing still works! The glitched monstrosity tirelessly seeks out the next poster...

Credit goes to Team Brushfire for the awesome banner!

Nash Bandicoot

Dingodile use Flamethrower!

Age 25
Male
Wouldn't you like to know
Seen March 15th, 2013
Posted October 4th, 2012
206 posts
14.7 Years
lol, good thing you didn't say you shot it! so seeing someone with a gun on my property I call the cops and you are arrested...

Now, what weapon will I use?... I pull out a riot shield and burst into the next posters house...
'One man armed with the right word may do what an army of swordsmen cannot'- Robbin Hobb

SomariFeyWright

Seven years is all it takes...

Age 25
Male
Wherever my fandoms take me~
Seen March 26th, 2014
Posted March 19th, 2014
167 posts
11.4 Years
"Heh... another guy who wants me dead, eh...? Unfortunately, I have a daughter to take care of, so... later."

*calmly hops out the window*

Phoenix bursts through the door of the next poster, holding a gun towards the him/her, saying, "Where. Did. You. Take. Maya's. Magatama?!"

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