Pokémon Some pokemon knock-knock jokes

Started by Steller the Raichu December 4th, 2011 6:00 AM
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Posted October 15th, 2012
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Dewott
Dewott who?
Dewott I say!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Wynaut
Wynaut who?
Wynaut come out play!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Zapdos
Zapdos who?
Zapdos crazy maniacs!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Tepig
Tepig who?
Tepig will squeal if ya don't put it down!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Arcainine
Arcainine who?
Arcainine needs to go to the vet!

Knock-knock
Who's there
That Ho-oh
That Ho-oh who?
That Ho-oh me some money!

MayanMan2012

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Posted April 16th, 2013
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The Wynaut / Dewott ones where pretty good, but I don't really get Zapdos. I understand you're using it as "Zap those," but crazy maniacs? You lost me.

For Tepig and Arcanine, they're not really jokes. They're just statements that . . . well, they don't have so much comic value as general thoughts. :S

For Ho-oh, the creativity is back, though I'm really not a fan of that kind of language, so I'm probably not the best reviewer for it.

Finally, I'm not actually sure this goes here. It's not a fiction, and I know the forum is "Fan Fiction and Writing," but I would've thought that means for stories.

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bobandbill

one more time

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Indeed, and so I can't really leave this open here. This is only for stories (or poems/songs), not jokes.

Maybe if you ask Toujours in Pokemon General you could make a joke thread there? That'd be the best place for it imo, or Pokemon Trivia if you want to make a game out of it (like a 'rate this joke, post your own' sort of deal), but that's up to you/the mods of those sections. As it doesn't fit here though, going to close.

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