that guy [TCTI v 8] Page 708

Started by A Pixy January 21st, 2012 6:31 AM
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Twilight-kun

Pokémon World Champion

Age 30
Female
Seen April 5th, 2023
Posted March 31st, 2023
5,455 posts
12.2 Years
Spoiler:
Darth Lithpithine had tried everything to get rid of his speech impediment.

Speech therapy, Sith Alchemy, even artificial voice boxes and translator droids didn't work.

Nobody took him seriously and if he wasn't careful, all his plans would come to naught.

What he needed was...an apprentice. Someone to parade in front of the cameras while he plotted behind the scenes.

Yes, it was foolproof!

"Thoon, the galaxthy will thremble before me! Nuh lunger will Darth Lithpithine be mokthed. I WILL HAVE AN ETHERNAL THITH EMPIRE UNDER MY RULE!"


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I was bored

Ivysaur

Grass dinosaur extraordinaire

Age 32
He/him
Madrid, Europe
Seen 1 Day Ago
Posted April 5th, 2023
21,076 posts
16.2 Years
Have you tried setting your bed on fire?
No, but one of my neighbours set a pan on fire in her bedroom last night, so that helped.

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