The M-Factor

Started by Squirrel March 13th, 2012 10:40 AM
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Squirrel

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The Mod-Offs!


☆ Background ☆


Recently it just hasn't seemed like there's enough competition and hate amongst the staff so I propose that we have a mod-off competition! Obviously the only way to tell who's the best mod would be to hold a singing competition, but since you're all wusses and wouldn't post anything, I think we should have a competition to see who can post the most spam in their section without being called out on it by the members. I'm open to other ideas, but this competition does need to happen - I'm the best god dammit and you all need to know this.

I also propose that the winner (me) gets promoted to hstaff. They could even get site admin tbh, it seems that title is just being given away recently. So yes, ideas and comments please and I'll set a date soon!


☆ The Event! ☆


Basically, you choose a section and then spam the crap out of until until you get caught! Any members that are seen to report a moderator taking part in the competition shall be instantly infracted so don't worry about that side of things. Whoever can prove they're the best at spamming without getting caught is truly worthy of the title of hstaff, so let the games begin!

Here's a sign-up form for those brave enough!

Username: AlexOzzyCake
Why are you entering: Because I'm the best god dammit.
What section will you be spamming?: Pokemon Clubs!
What is your special talent?: I can name every character ever in Gossip Girl.


☆ Adminy Stuff (Ozzy proving he's an admin) ☆


Judges
Lightning - Head Judge/'Druggie Skank'
Luke - *****y Side-Judge

Participants
AlexOzzyCake/'the god damn best'/winner - Spamming Pokemon Clubs
TwilightBlade/nub/'dances-with-space-goats' - Spamming Trade Corner
Went/smodnub/'likes-football-too-much-to-be-an-admin' - Spamming Other Trivia
Meganium90/nubwithnumbers/'can-do-some-mexican-dance' - Spamming New Users/Welcome
Forever/BWnub/'crazy-b*tch' - Spamming Black/White

Prize!
The winner of the M-Factor will be given the privilege of being promoted to hstaff! Since this is all hstaff spend their time doing anyway. (Confirmed by Lightning)

Cherrim

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Honestly, the spam one sounds hilarious. I think you guys should go with that. If anyone does report you, we can just comb through their posts to find things to infract them for. Should stop 'em in their tracks.

Don't like the idea of more admins though. :/ This position is kind of a big deal, after all. But I mean, the only requirement is being able to get away with spamming in pretty much every forum without people catching you for it so... it's probably a better way to judge potential admins than climbing the ranks lmao.


paired with professor plum.

Cherrim

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then you'll just have to kick his ass. get to it.

(I have obviously called being the judge of this mod-off.)


paired with professor plum.

Cherrim

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I don't wanna compete, but I can ruin it for him by deleting every single spam post he makes in PoC B)
After much deliberation, We have decided that sabotaging the other competitors is absolutely within the rules.

Also everyone is signed up and in the running but (as of now) there is no (serious) penalty for not participating (but you may or may not have your mod status revoked).

Judges get to use the Royal We.


paired with professor plum.

Cherrim

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Erica is clearly the Paula Abdul since she's always drugged up. Fricken druggie skank...
honestly we don't even know who that is, lol


paired with professor plum.

luke

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honestly we don't even know who that is, lol
We? Talking to the drug-induced voices in your head called "Jeef" and "Dean" again I see...
The bloody blade

Cherrim

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We? Talking to the drug-induced voices in your head called "Jeef" and "Dean" again I see...
god learn to read
Judges get to use the Royal We.


paired with professor plum.

TwilightBlade

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gurlll I'll wreck you so badly.

Username: TwilightBlade
Why are you entering: I'm a goddess.
What is your special talent?: I dance with space goats.

Meganium

memento mori

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PUT ME ON THAT LIST. I NEVER LEAVE NU/W AND THAT'S A PLUS. :D

Also I do Mexican Ballet Folklorico if that counts as a special talent.

Squirrel

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Yay for pretty first post! Can someone with the authority level that I'm soon to have change the thread title to ☆ The M-Factor ☆ ? <3

Megan you're entered! And was that an entry from Nick or just a standard expected boast?

Ho-Oh

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I spam Black and White with crazy theories all the time, something a lot of you can't do. If Nick's not participating I'll win, since although he can make more spammy posts a day, nobody can beat me in general other than him. So totally entering.

Squirrel

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I spam Black and White with crazy theories all the time, something a lot of you can't do. If Nick's not participating I'll win, since although he can make more spammy posts a day, nobody can beat me in general other than him. So totally entering.
There is a sign-up form for a reason y'know, gosh. Some people. /mutters

Ho-Oh

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Oh **** the sign up form.

Special talent? Crazier than all B/W regulars combined.