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Started by Nihilego March 21st, 2012 1:43 AM
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Age 30
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Posted December 13th, 2015
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13.4 Years
Gross I ain't deliverin' no baby.
Look on the bright side, if it comes out dead and if there's any hot water nearby you can make some soup to cheer you up ^^

<Stumbled upon the Dead Baby Jokes page on ED a few hours ago.

Oryx

CoquettishCat

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Posted December 27th, 2014
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Cello, I hope you've learned a valuable lesson about not agreeing to things before you know what they are. And I hope you enjoy your life as a midwife.


Theme * Pair * VM * PM

Not all men...

Are all men stupid?

That's right.

Esper

California
Seen June 30th, 2018
Posted June 30th, 2018
Weird coincidence that midwives get brought up here when I was just talking about them last night and all the crazy things revolving giving birth like how in the 60s there was this practice called 'twilight sleep' where you got all drugged up with morphine and scopolamine and you'd have no pain while giving birth... but also no memory of it either. Oh, and how crazy it is that so many cesarean births are done in the US since anyone who stays in labor too long is supposed to have one even though the data based on what's "too long" is also from decades ago.

I know too much about this stuff for someone who is never having kids.

Cello

Tonight!

Age 32
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get the mascot involved
Seen May 12th, 2012
Posted April 17th, 2012
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13.8 Years
Cello, I hope you've learned a valuable lesson about not agreeing to things before you know what they are. And I hope you enjoy your life as a midwife.
What are these "valuable lessons" you speak of? Learning is something I fail to comprehend.

Now excuse me, I have some tin foil and silverware that needs to be microwaved.

Palamon

Silence is Purple.

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Snezhnaya, Teyvat.
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I'm bored. So...
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Spoiler:

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Have some pony money everyone.

droomph

weeb

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nowhere spectacular
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Posted January 3rd, 2017
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11.7 Years
To make up for the dead baby joke I'll just leave this here.
http://soundcloud.com/ephixa/veela-night-vision-ephixa

I'd kill for something to get rid of this headache btw.


Shut up. Daft Punk can cure cancer. *not backed up by research*
did u no there r 21 letters in the alphabet
o i forgot 5
uraqt


Palamon

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Spoiler:
OMG I'LL PUT IT IN MY SPONGEBOB BOX
Not sure if it'll fit in there to be honest.

Pony-Pokemon crossovers ftw:

Palamon

Silence is Purple.

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I never liked real horses anyway. =_= I like fictional ponies just fine.