Sarcastic Answers

Started by CyanFlame May 6th, 2012 8:28 PM
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Female
Seen July 10th, 2012
Posted July 10th, 2012
43 posts
11.1 Years

Basically, what you do is give a sarcastic answer to a stupid question.
Ex:
Poster 1: Is the sky blue?
Poster 2: No way dude, the sky is green with orange polka dots.
Are oranges orange?

And you keep the cycle going... Forever...

Me first!
Does air keep me alive?
My Piplup brings all the boys to the yard.
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
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Female
Seen July 10th, 2012
Posted July 10th, 2012
43 posts
11.1 Years
Dude, common sense. Does he look human? He is totally a turtle.
Is ice made from water?
My Piplup brings all the boys to the yard.
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
____________________________________________________________

Female
Seen July 10th, 2012
Posted July 10th, 2012
43 posts
11.1 Years
This isn't a scarf. It's a blue snake that won't get off of my neck.
Is shooting someone illegal?
My Piplup brings all the boys to the yard.
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
____________________________________________________________

Female
Seen July 10th, 2012
Posted July 10th, 2012
43 posts
11.1 Years
Oh, I thought that that was a question. My bad.
Does an octopus have 8 tentacles?
My Piplup brings all the boys to the yard.
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
____________________________________________________________

Female
Seen July 10th, 2012
Posted July 10th, 2012
43 posts
11.1 Years
None... Nobody has fingers anymore... It's uncool.
What color are violets?
My Piplup brings all the boys to the yard.
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
____________________________________________________________