1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of McDonalds

Started by Porynoir May 26th, 2012 4:21 PM
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Sweet Smoochum

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17.4 Years
12. Tell Ron McD he looks familiar and ask him if you know him from somewhere..,tell people he's your date, but you look like twins...if you're a ginger aka redhead. (Ginger's not an offensive word...I heard. I am 1.) & lol Talk to the statue... if that doesn't work, play pong with onion rings and lemonade.

Sweet Smoochum

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14. Go into McDonald's casually like a regular day. Tell the cashier you'll moon him or her for 20 cents...if they agree, show them a picture of a full moon, and ask if they're on Team Edward or Team Jacob...howl like a Wild Mightyena if they don't choose. Take 20 minutes to order ask for a run-down of the sides...then say, "I can't decide" ...get snippy if they can't chose Ed or Jacob...say, "wait your turn, sir," with attitude, to lady behind you, talk like Sims character, say, "I speak no ing-rish," and ask for assistance...to read the menu. Do it on a crowded day...some people who went to KFC did some of this... in 2006. roflmao

Sweet Smoochum

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lol @ #7... XD

17. Squirt ketchup & mustard all over the table & lick it clean...like it's a plate of just sauce from macaroni w/ parmesana. [sp?] [inspired by "Silent Library"] & then give a tip in exactly 100 pennies, and say, have a nice day, spiders, & aunts.

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20. Sing the "McDonalds is your kind of place" song.

McDonalds is your kind of place
French fries up your nose
Pickles between your toes
And don't forget those shakes (clap)
They come from polluted lakes!
McDonald's is your kind of place! (clap clap)

Sweet Smoochum

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NEW JERSEY, Sayreville. 08872.
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Posted March 9th, 2013
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17.4 Years
22.) Start making-out with the toys that come with the, "Happy Meal." Like, really get into it. :p It's hysterical.... :D If someone asks you to leave, say, "but sir, I haven't finished my meal."

23.) Tell the cashier you want something on the menu. Then, order a total of 22 items that are definitely not on the menu. Then, in frustration, ask "why don't you have food?" LMAO. They have food. :p