I can't sir, it's liquid

Started by Porynoir May 26th, 2012 4:48 PM
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Male
Florida
Seen August 12th, 2012
Posted July 22nd, 2012
77 posts
11 Years
I got this from the Minecraft forums, thought it would be good here on Pokecommunity.
Heres how to game works: First, Poster 1 would say "Butler, (insert impossible task here)".
Then Poster 2 would tell the Poster 1 how he did it.
Example:

Poster 1: Butler, cut this milk in half.

Poster 2: Okay, I froze it then cut it in half.


Example 2:

Poster 1: Butler, jump off a cliff and live.

Poster 2: Okay, the cliff was 3 feet tall.


Okay, I'll start.

Butler, bring me a Pikachu.

TheFattestSnorlax

New year, new possibilities

Age 25
Male
Australia
Seen January 19th, 2017
Posted January 15th, 2017
2,382 posts
12.2 Years
Okay, sir, I soaked the car with gasoline, lit the toothbrush on fire, and then threw the toothbrush onto the car!

Butler, we don't have any cake, but please bring me one for free...

^ DARN IT NINJA
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Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
OK, but I made it so that Hikari10 can destroy all confidential information.

Butler, I demand more Poke Balls!
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

TheFattestSnorlax

New year, new possibilities

Age 25
Male
Australia
Seen January 19th, 2017
Posted January 15th, 2017
2,382 posts
12.2 Years
Here you go. Too bad they don't work because this is the real world you know.

Butler, track town Julian Assange!
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Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
Here you go, but unfortunately it was poisoned.

Butler, get me glasses cos my eyesight is not good!
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
OK, here's your dog but got wet after a confrontation with a certain Oshawott...

Butler, I demand you ban One Direction from entering these premises!
Gone forever for personal reasons.
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http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/

Zayphora

Don't mess with the lights...

Female
Somewhere beyond the Veil
Seen June 18th, 2016
Posted June 3rd, 2013
493 posts
11.1 Years
Ookay, I genetically engineered a bunch of Oshawotts to look like Julian Assange and hid them in her room! She now has a chronic fear of them!

Butler, make a mole live in a tree!

TheFattestSnorlax

New year, new possibilities

Age 25
Male
Australia
Seen January 19th, 2017
Posted January 15th, 2017
2,382 posts
12.2 Years
I already found a mole living in one of my trees, sir.

Butler, destroy this Xbox controller without using weapons or your hands!
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Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
*Hikari goes into rageface, referring to your last post*

Here's your squirrel, he was genetically engineered to have impressive jumping.

Butler, bring me a koala that isn't lazy!
Gone forever for personal reasons.
Visit my Tumblr page if you wish to contact me.

http://daikenkki.tumblr.com/