Requility, I'm a far better story-topper than you. This one time, for instance...
Nah, I'm not a story-topper lol. The main reason is because I hate it when it's done to me. I went to school with this guy who was so filled with self-importance that he had to one-up everything everybody said and when he did it to me it made me feel like crap; like nothing I said could ever be of any importance because he could always top it. I remember this one time I had just got my first laptop and I was so retardedly excited about it and I couldn't wait to get to school to tell all my friends. So I got there and revealed the big news and the guy (his name was Tom) just turned to me with this annoyed look as though I'd interrupted his daily thought and said "So what? I've got three laptops and four desktops in my house."
I saw him at a funeral on Thursday for the first time since graduation. He's in the army now. Still a douche.
The other reason is that I lead a legitimately boring life and therefore have nothing to report that could top anybody even if I wanted to, which means if I wanted to top somebody I'd have to make up a lie, and that's just too much effort for me to concern myself with.
I had an experience with this recently though, which was unintentional xD. I was posting in the Harry Potter club in Other Clubs and Lightning mentioned that she had seen the last movie four times at the movies. I saw it five times, so I mentioned that in my next post. I was just posting, I didnt really think anything of it at the time, but then I was reading over it the next day and I noticed what I'd done and I thought, "man you look like a douche just trying to do better than her." lmao. Oh well.