Mr Cat Dog

Frasier says it best

Age 32
Male
London, UK
Seen September 29th, 2017
Posted July 12th, 2017
11,344 posts
19.1 Years
Smuggle drugs out of the country In all seriousness, I have been asked on more than one occasion how many times I go to the bathroom. That's probably as weird as it gets, to be honest. Mostly I'm just bemused when I tell people, as normally they're suffering from constipation at the time, so want to make themselves feel worse for whatever reason...

Hybrid Trainer

Age 28
Him/Them
«UK»
Seen April 12th, 2023
Posted January 27th, 2022
2,096 posts
14.5 Years
Just after I came out to someone for the first time in they decided to ask me how sex works between two people of the same gender. They also asked a bunch of follow up questions which just made the whole thing a lot more awkward and weird just generally uncomfortable.

Esper

California
Seen June 30th, 2018
Posted June 30th, 2018
I've had several people ask me if I'm Russian. I don't have anything even close to a Russian name or accent though. The closest I am to Russian is a shirt with this on it. I've also had several people tell me I "look French" what what it's worth. I must have a foreign air about me.

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Bard of Rage

Age 26
Male
honk
Seen January 5th, 2014
Posted November 13th, 2012
1,950 posts
12.4 Years
I've been asked plenty of odd questions....although I also ask odd questions, so I'm not surprised about it. Like most people, I've been asked how many times I go to the restroom, and if I like worms. Although I've been asked to do silly and odd things, and I would do them anyway such as count how many times I would hit my head a day.

Oryx

CoquettishCat

Age 30
Female
Seen January 30th, 2015
Posted December 27th, 2014
13,184 posts
12.2 Years
Once my boyfriend saw a joke about people being close in a relationship asking when the last time you pooped was, so for a while that was how he would greet me. Glad he wasn't serious about that, hahaha >_o


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Shining Raichu

Expect me like you expect Jesus.

Age 32
Male
Australia
Seen October 17th, 2020
Posted December 21st, 2017
8,958 posts
12.3 Years
Patchisou Yutohru once asked me when was the last time I masturbated and Razor Leaf once asked me if I'd ever masturbated over him. I personally find those questions fun, but I understand that to a normal person they could be considered weird or awkward :P
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Hikamaru

Age 30
Female
Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
The one thing I get asked a lot on PC is my weird choices of avatar/signature themes.

When I broke from my tradition of Pokemon themes and started using the funny ones I have now, people were thinking "What is Hikari thinking of?". Well, it's cos I want to have a little laugh.

Another weird question I get asked a lot is my Oshawott mascot, especially his nickname.

I once got asked if I ever loved Homestuck, which I actually admitted.
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Unknown#

'Cause why not?

Age 25
Male
Tejas
Seen 4 Weeks Ago
Posted November 28th, 2016
457 posts
12.4 Years
Hmm, lets see.

"Are you Russian?"
Part
"Are you French?"
No
"How many times did you use the restroom today?"
Why do you want to know this?

Also, this isn't a question, but someone once told me I had freakishly huge eyes. They went on to tell me that was a compliment.

Sydian

fake your death.

Age 30
they/them
Georgia
Seen May 22nd, 2022
Posted November 29th, 2021
33,354 posts
15.2 Years
I legit was ready to post IN THE BATHROOM and "Get some more toilet paper!" jokes because I SERIOUSLY thought this was about the toilet. So, because you tricked me, this is still relevant:



Now. The weirdest questions I've been asked um...I don't consider a lot of questions weird tbh, unless they're really, really personal and in a private setting cause that will make me nervous. I can, however, tell you the dumbest thing I was asked at work. Now, I work on Sundays only and I live in the state of Alabama. "Can I get a Bloody Mary?" ........NO. YOU CAN'T. DO I LOOK LIKE A BARTENDER. IT'S SUNDAY IN THE SOUTH. SMH.

Also, some of these awkward questions that have been mentioned I'm surprised weren't asked by Patchisou Yutohru. He leaves and I can finally spell his username.

Edit: "What grade are you in?" "I'm in my third year at college......................"
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Captain Fabio

Age 33
London, UK
Seen November 4th, 2021
Posted November 2nd, 2021
12,193 posts
17.1 Years

Oh Christ.
At work, this lecturer came in and was asking some computer questions and I was working on his computer and out of the blue, he asks:

"Do you like boys or girls?"

My face was this:


Other people were around and it went really silent, as in you could ACTUALLY hear the smallest things.
Few seconds passed and I just said:

"...Girls..."

Still with that look on my face. My colleagues were trying not to laugh to the point their bodies where shaking. The guy's face who asked went from a smile to like, horror, seeing mine. He tried to recover but failed:

"Oh I only ask because I worked at an agency that needs boys and girls too..."

He stopped because I was still just staring at him like... did you just actually ask a stranger that? He shuffled off after I fixed his laptop and then, hilarity broke out as the whole department were in tears of laugher over that.

Her

Age 29
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
"Hey sugar, I got the money, how about we book a nice room somewhere and I ride you all night long."

That was the one time a nice man thought I was a hooker, even though it was a reasonable hour and I was dressed appropriately for the hour. I declined his offer.

Dreg

Done after the GT.

Seen July 11th, 2016
Posted July 11th, 2016
1,496 posts
11.2 Years
A year ago, one of the weirdest questions I got asked was "do you drink?" meaning alcohol, and I said no, and then she said "are you gay?" (insert surprised face here) and I said "What has THAT gotta do with anything?! just because I don't drink makes me gay all of a sudden?!" I just turned away and facepalmed on the bar. Honestly, what a stupid, stupid question.

TwilightBlade

All dreams are but another reality.

Age 31
Female
Florida
Seen 9 Hours Ago
Posted 6 Days Ago
7,098 posts
16 Years
I was with my mom in Target helping her pick out a nice pair of jeans. I'm giving good advice, yup yup. Everyone in the dressing room must have been listening in on our conversation... So this lady asked me, "Do I look okay in this skirt? Can you help me decide if I look better in a small or medium skirt?" ummm am i the fashion police now? ;_;

Kura

twitter.com/puccarts

Age 33
Female
London, UK (orig. Toronto, Canada)
Seen August 30th, 2021
Posted August 24th, 2021
10,993 posts
18.7 Years
"Want me to show you a good time?" -Random Balding Businessman

>_> While I was cosplaying in NON-REVEALING ARMOUR. At like only 8PM in the middle of a busy train station.
WTF. I was not dressed like a hooker! It was practically daylight! GROSS.


My response was that I gagged.
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Sheep

She/Her
Australia
Seen 13 Hours Ago
Posted 15 Hours Ago
39,266 posts
16.6 Years
The only thing that I can remember off the top of my head is being asked (by a complete stranger nonetheless) "can you be my children's godmother?".

That was, unfortunately, the first thing I was greeted with when arriving at Toronto for the first time. >: