First rule of Fight Club: Don't talk about Fight Club Page 115

Started by Alex June 20th, 2012 11:08 AM
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Honest

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No, I'm here. ;)
Seriously, just grap a flyswatter or something and kill them. Not that hard as opposed to jumping on a chair and screaming your lungs out.
Not exactly sure a flyswatter would work so well...
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It depends on the spider. For daddy long legs and stuff that would work. If not just pick it up and step on it repeatedly.
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No, I'm here. ;)
Seriously, just grap a flyswatter or something and kill them. Not that hard as opposed to jumping on a chair and screaming your lungs out.
Wouldn't hitting a big boy spider with a flyswatter just piss it off?

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It depends on the spider. For daddy long legs and stuff that would work. If not just pick it up and step on it repeatedly.
I'd crush a bug any way, cos they creep me out.
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Bees are terrible, they sting and it hurts, I pretty much jump out of my skin when I see a bee of any kind.
Suprisingly I've never been stung my a bee in my life, although I've had them fly all around me and crawl over my back, neck and face before. D: I love the country bees, since they don't have any stingers, but oh boy if they come close, I'll freak out and run like a madman haha.

No, I'm here. ;)
Seriously, just grap a flyswatter or something and kill them. Not that hard as opposed to jumping on a chair and screaming your lungs out.
Ewww, no way, because then all their guts splatter across my wall and ceiling. And that would mean I'd have to clean it up with a tissue, which involves getting close to it, which involves touching it indirectly. ):

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Bees are terrible, they sting and it hurts, I pretty much jump out of my skin when I see a bee of any kind.
Who doesn't? I've never even been stung before and they scare the **** out of me. If one flies by me immediately flinch and duck to try and avoid it and run away.

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Oh my god, don't even get me started, I hate bees and wasps. I've never been stung, but for whatever reason I intend to keep it that way. The fear I have for them is worse than their actual sting, I'm sure. XD; A lot of flying bugs in general freak me out, I don't care if they sting or not. There was a gigantic fly outside my door the other day, and I wouldn't go out until I scared it off. >__>

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I am scared of bees and wasps, yet never got stung by one.
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How have you never been stung by bees or wasps?
Ive been stung by wasps and I have been chased and attacked by an entire hive of wasps, that was not fun.
Luck I suppose.

I've had several troll wasps come into the house and terrorise me by flying around or sitting in the corner. :<

Honest

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I've had several troll wasps come into the house and terrorise me by flying around or sitting in the corner. :<
That happened to me the other day. I bravely went up to it, though, armed with this little baby:



It survived the first hit, though. And went after me. You have no idea how much that freaked me out. I hit it again, and I killed it, though. =D
he did it, not me.

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That happened to me the other day. I bravely went up to it, though, armed with this little baby:



It survived the first hit, though. And went after me. You have no idea how much that freaked me out. I hit it again, and I killed it, though. =D
See, I wouldn't make the first move, I'd wait for it to make the first move. D: That's like with spiders, what if I miss it and it jumps onto me? D:

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See, I wouldn't make the first move, I'd wait for it to make the first move. D: That's like with spiders, what if I miss it and it jumps onto me? D:

I'm instigator [/shrug]

Besides, what if it flies above my reach? It'd win, then. ;;


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he did it, not me.

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That happened to me the other day. I bravely went up to it, though, armed with this little baby:



It survived the first hit, though. And went after me. You have no idea how much that freaked me out. I hit it again, and I killed it, though. =D
Is that... an electrified tennis racket? That's clever and a little scary.

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That happened to me the other day. I bravely went up to it, though, armed with this little baby:



It survived the first hit, though. And went after me. You have no idea how much that freaked me out. I hit it again, and I killed it, though. =D
This post to me:

*reads up to picture* omg that seems so useful I should get one of those!
*reads 'it survived and went after me'* nopenopenopenopenope


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There's a few wasp nests around here. I'm scared to death when I go near them. I have been stung by a bee before when I was 12. It hurt like hell liek omg. Most painful bug bite I've had in my life >_<

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Is that... an electrified tennis racket? That's clever and a little scary.
It is! Isn't it brilliant? So happy I have one. =D

This post to me:

*reads up to picture* omg that seems so useful I should get one of those!
*reads 'it survived and went after me'* nopenopenopenopenope
Well, maybe I exaggerated a tiny bit. It was definitely dying after the first hit, and it sorta jumped. It'd die regardless. =P You should get one!

There's a few wasp nests around here. I'm scared to death when I go near them. I have been stung by a bee before when I was 12. It hurt like hell liek omg. Most painful bug bite I've had in my life >_<

Technically that's not a bite. :3
he did it, not me.

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With how few times you guys have been stung, you make it seem like I was intentionally trying to get stung as a kid, having been stung five different times by yellow jackets, wasps, and honeybees.

Strangely enough, on Saturday, I was driving with the windows down not once, but twice in the same area and was hit twice by yellow jackets who happened to be caught up in the wind current of my car (which was only going 30 MPH, mind you). I wasn't stung, but it was surprising considering I wasn't expecting it either time.
whoops

Honest

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No I'll just avoid wasps and cry until someone comes to kill them for me thanks

Aww, but doesn't the idea of such power appeal to you? You can call yourself Electoujours, bug electrocuter. :D
he did it, not me.

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Aww, but doesn't the idea of such power appeal to you? You can call yourself Electoujours, bug electrocuter. :D
My Nature is timid.

Once I left the house with my mom and came back and wasps had managed to build a nest in the corner of our front door while we were gone. We couldn't go in, we had to go back out and buy wasp killer to kill them before we could haha.


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Yeah my mom has one of those zappers back in Canada. Here I don't really need one- I dont get many bugs thankfully.

@[email protected] I've also never been stung \o /!!
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Meganium

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Sting, not bite! Sting! Thanks for clearing that up, Bloo xD /lazy to quote

I was probably mixing up with mosquito bites...which I do get them frequently. This area is infested with a lot of mosquitoes, because many of the houses leave a ton of standing water outside.

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Many, many years ago - at least 15, if not more... - me and the rest of my family were at this crappy theme park in the north of England, and my brother got a can of Coke. Lo and behold, what should fly into it but a nice fuzzy wasp! He subsequently took a drink of Coke and got his tongue nice and stung. Cried about it for hours on end, too. Which makes sense, given that A FRIGGIN' WASP STUNG HIS TONGUE!

That's the closest I've come to any form of sting, and I consider myself ridiculously lucky that I didn't want a Coke that day, for whatever reason!