IN this you tell us who you are and what you like to do but...make it distorted.
Follow PC rules >:K
Heres an example: Hi my names Stalker McCreep and i like to watch you while you sleep.
I aM gAmZeE mAkArA.
WhEn I'm OuT oF sOpOr PiE...
kneel.
I SAID KNEEL.
why aren't you obeying?
I AM A HIGHBLOOD.
kneel.
KNEEL BEFORE THE HIGH SUBJUGGLATOR.
I think you saw me around earlier! I am going to use this quote, except I really don't like blocking paths. I pick a spot other than a path and then sleep there.