Now he's old enough to use a razor (leaf)!

Started by Mr Cat Dog July 25th, 2012 3:00 PM
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Mr Cat Dog

Frasier says it best

Age 32
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London, UK
Seen September 29th, 2017
Posted July 12th, 2017
11,344 posts
19.1 Years
loljk that’s never gonna happen… ^______^

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY, RAZOR LEAF!

As of now, our dearly beloved Other Chat & Discussions moderator – Razor Leaf – is officially 18-years-old. That definitely calls for a SpongeBob SquarePants hip hip hooray (as opposed to a Squidward Tentacles one). But how much do we really know about the reclusive moderator? Notoriously willing to tempt us with photos only to remove them at the last minute, it is rumoured that no one has even laid eyes on the wild Razor Leaf in his natural habitat. Not even on Skype! Indeed, looking at all of the people with July 26 birthdays, he might even be one of these famous people posing as an 18-year-old for his own nefarious purposes. (There's alt-text if you don’t know who some of them are.)

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My money's on Helen Mirren. Or Joseph I, Holy Roman Emperor… I mean, just look at that hair! (And he was also quite the playa, apparently.)

In any event, maybe he's not even human! Maybe 'Razor Leaf' isn’t just a mask of a username to describe his true identity on a Pokémon forum; maybe RL is in fact the living embodiment of the Pokémon move Razor Leaf! I know, what you're thinking: "Hold your horses, Cat Dog! That’s a very bold statement!" But think about it. Here’s the description of Razor Leaf, the move:
Razor Leaf: Sharp-edged leaves are launched to slash at the foe. It has a high critical-hit ratio.
To me, that sounds exactly like our little Leafy. Indeed, adding credence to this theory, Razor Leaf is the least powerful of the Leafy moves (Leaf Blade, Leaf Storm, Leaf Tornado, Magical Leaf), which makes sense given how short he is! Seriously, if you ever encounter Razor Leaf in a bad mood, just tell him how short he is. He'll cheer right up! Or better yet, just make a petting motion in his general direction, like you would for a dog or a cat. He LOVES it! :D

But this isn't getting us any closer to determining RL's true identity, really. Maybe, instead of being the living embodiment of Razor Leaf, he's just a Pokémon that can learn the move instead! After minutes – yes, MINUTES – of painstaking research on Bulbapedia, I've narrowed the possibilities of which Pokémon RL could be down to these few. The critters below either learn it via levelling-up, breeding, keeping the move after using an evolutionary stone, or are the move thief that is Smeargle. And because it's his birthday, I've put their shiny forms in. For funsies! And because he loves sparkly things.

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So, there we have it. Happy 18th birthday Helen Mirren/Smeargle!

-~-~-~

In all seriousness, have a great day, RL. You of all people know how bad I am with the whole 'vocalising emotions' thing, but here goes nothing: You're a great friend and an amazing human being. You're always there when I need someone to talk to. I can tell you anything and you not only listen but accept my craziness and neuroses. You're an amazing conversationalist, even when talking about the craziest of things (like our legal chat a few minutes ago). Most importantly, you get me in a way that very few people do, and I'm and proud to have you and your achievements in my life, and I'm honoured to know you. You know you mean so much to me, and given the rough time you've had recently, you deserve to have the 18th birthday of your dreams.

We don’t know for sure what’s in store for you today/Friday, but make sure you enjoy it to the max (I have no doubt on that front) and try to remember as much of it as possible (I have much less certainty on that front)! And don’t forget to show your ID to people! Far from lessening the fun you’ve had so far, being ID'd now that you’re 18 is a strangely wonderful feeling, so enjoy it while it’s still fresh!

Now everyone else say really nice things to him, or I'll ban every last one of you. :D

Oh, and if you give him any birthday cake, make sure it's lactose free! The boy manly man can't handle dairy, unfortunately. And we don't want him to suffer an anaphylactic shock on his birthday! :P Here's mine:



I love you, man.

Mana

Age 31
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Seen March 25th, 2023
Posted August 18th, 2021
10,075 posts
14.4 Years
Happy Birthday RazorLeaf!

May I have some cake? I'll exchange them for party bags.

OR ALCOHOL NOW YOU'RE LEGAL ;D


Edit:// Should definitely sort out my forum stalking issues - 1 minute after postage...

Patatas Fritas

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Posted December 7th, 2017
2,222 posts
15.2 Years
Are you sure it's lactose free? Because I'd be more than happy to secretly add some lactose products...

Anyway yeah! Happy birthday Leafu bb!! Have a lovely day etc blah blah blah, I've already said all this in text and i will again over the phone later
Have a great day, don't get too drunk etc.

OH YES AND HAVE FUN ACTUALLY BEING ABLE TO LEGALLY BUY ALCOHOL NOW :D <3
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Sydian

fake your death.

Age 30
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Seen May 22nd, 2022
Posted November 29th, 2021
33,354 posts
15.2 Years
Happy birthday, son! My wittle weafu is a man now. ;; EH I'll get over it. Here, I bought this today and went to Taco Bell. It's really fantastic and I thought I should share it with you because pink Yoshi + nachos = AWESOME



Also, have a shiny ~Magical Leaf~ Pokemon.



No son of mine can have a complete birthday without Petilil being brought into the picture!

Have a GREAT freaking birthday Leafy! Momma loves you even if you're old enough to be kicked out of the house! <3 :) lol jk I wouldn't really do that.



I do believe this "cake" has no icing made with any dairy products...

ps click on music notes in my sig for a birthday song!
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Shining Raichu

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Posted December 21st, 2017
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12.3 Years
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. HAPPY GODDAMN BIRTHDAY I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE 18! You were a little 16 year old when I met you, and now you're 18! It just... it blows my mind! You're an adult! You can't go murdering people and get off easy anymore!

I don't even know what to say! I love you thiiiiiis much! *holds arms out as wide as they will go* and have an amazing day!

(prob still can't use a razor though 8D)
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Perriechu

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Posted August 12th, 2020
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14.1 Years
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT ;-; BUT YAY 18!!! ENJOY BEING ABLE TO DRINK ALCOHOL LEGALLY. Although age has never stopped you before lbr!! GO GET ABSOLUTELY OFF YOUR FACE ETC. n___n









Hikamaru

Age 30
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Australia
Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
50,214 posts
12.2 Years
Happy 18th Birthday Razor Leaf!



I can't believe you're only 18. That's two years younger than me!

Have a fun birthday and don't drink too much alcohol (well, you are legal now but whatever). Hope you get good gifts!

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Her

Age 29
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Posted 4 Days Ago
jon oh my GOD

Even though we've talked, like, twice, I have to say that I respect you as a member. You seem really cool?????????????? But yeah, after our most recent little chat, I think I can see us becoming friends in the future. You're very intelligent and reasonable, plus you don't seem to take yourself too seriously. Again, I respect that. Happy 18th!

Peace out.

seeker

Ireland
Seen November 1st, 2019
Posted May 20th, 2018
10,593 posts
14.1 Years
Jon you're weird.

Anyway, not gonna give you one of these typical long winded, heart felt replies. You're my bro, I sent you a text already but I'm gonna reply here too, that's how much of a bro you are. I'm glad things have been looking for you recently too, it's about time life was going smooth for a while! I really hope you enjoy today and tomorrow, and that you have a celebration for a couple days. You really deserve to have a nice few days man. Good luck buddy!





Edit: Oh happy birthday lmfao

Meganium

memento mori

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Houston, TX
Seen February 1st, 2023
Posted February 1st, 2023
LEAFY LEAFY LEAFY LEAFYYYYYY <3333

Happy birthday, my buddy-o pal! You are just simply the most amazing grass-type move guy ever. :D I'm also trying to get used to the fact that you're 18. omg you're older now! xD *sniff sniff* brb crying!

But anyways, hope your 18th is fabulous, man. :3

Hybrid Trainer

Age 28
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Seen April 12th, 2023
Posted January 27th, 2022
2,096 posts
14.5 Years
Happy freaking birthday Razor Leaf! <333
I hope you've had an awesome day so far since I'm posting this in the afternoon because I woke up late and then forgot this section existed again...
Anyway I was hoping to get you something but then I remembered I'm broke as **** so I drew something instead :D
Enjoy!
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Kura

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Posted August 24th, 2021
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18.7 Years
<3 RAZOOORRLEEAAFFFF <333

Happy birthday <3 I can't believe you are 18 <3 You are one of the sweetest guys I've ever met and I hope that this year brings you a lot of fun, happiness, and good health :3
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♡(´・ω・`)LOVE! ☆

Sammi

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18.3 Years
I should get off my lazy ass and say HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I'm bad with birthday posts so that's all you're getting. :3

Hey, you're legal to drink now in the UK, y/n? If so, ALL THE BARS. ALL OF THEM. weren't you already going to them anyway

Have a great rest of the day and stay safe. <3

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Morkula

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Posted March 4th, 2018
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19.3 Years
I already sent you a PM so I'm not going to give a long, deep, sappy reply here, but happy birthday! Just because you're legal now, don't use it as an excuse to go get wasted...oh wait, you do that anyway. >:(

Happy birthday buddy. You're one of my closest friends and you know how much our friendship means to me, and I'm so happy we've gotten so close over the past year. Hope you have a great time at the Olympics and an amazing 18th year. Love you, man.

droomph

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Posted January 3rd, 2017
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11.7 Years
Dammit why do I feel sad now :c

Well anyways working above that depression I've managed to write you this short letter.

Dear Razor,

The first time I met you, it was during April Fool's. Oh god I was such a noob lol. Anyways, working through that, I got to know you a bit better, and you are the reason I've racked up 1,600 posts in such a short time. Without you, I'd still be stuck in the Emulation section. It wasn't official, but you were my mentor.

Anyways, I don't think we're on such a good note anymore, but I still want to thank you for introducing me to PokéCommunity.

Love,
Shane
did u no there r 21 letters in the alphabet
o i forgot 5
uraqt


NarutoActor

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14.4 Years
Happy birthday, now you can vote, buy lottery tickets, and get the death penalty in some states =D
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