He took down 100 zombies before they got him!

Started by Golurks Were Meant to Fly July 26th, 2012 9:50 AM
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Golurks Were Meant to Fly

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Since there have been a lot of morbid OVPs lately, why not another?

You're going to die as we all know, but instead of being some wimp and dieing in your sleep, you're going to die like a rock star! So yeah, if you had to go out with a bang, how would you do it? :]
Stream Sawayama

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If it's only me who's dying... I'd stay quiet. Don't wanna taint my image.

But if it's an apocalypse... hehe, time to work on my womanizing charm. ;D Lmao, seriously, though, I'd climb the New York Times building. I love climbing things, and that'd be an awesome way to go. Either I slip and kill myself, or enjoy a rooftop apocalyptic sunset.
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It would be nice to go out with a bang or to at least do something important before death. I never thought of the specifics though. I guess it would have to be one of those situations where you save a ton of lives by sacrificing your own.

But I really want to be a post-apocalyptic freedom fighter who takes down the oppressive, totalitarian government and dies a tragic death, but saves the world in doing so! :D

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There is a time-bomb in a hotel in New York. Knowing how to disarm it (because in the future I will - I'll go Bomb Disarmament 101), I run with it in my hands to the roof of the building to protect its occupants, who are mostly in their rooms and unaware that the bomb exists. I get to the roof and the door locks behind me.

On the roof there are the two terrorists who set the bomb in motion, and they are angry that I have brought it to the roof where it will not total the entire building. After an intense and impressive round of hand-to-hand combat in which I emerge victorious by throwing the terrorists off the building, I am left with insufficient time to destroy the bomb. It is going off either way, and there is no way for me to escape. I'm dead either way.

The bomb has ten seconds to go and I don't want to become pink mist, so I sprint to the edge of the building, turn around and allow myself to fall backwards off the building, dying upon impact with the ground as the sky lights up like a flame and debris falls around me.
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I am a special operative on a mission for a top secret organization. My task is to infiltrate a domestic terrorist cell's headquarters and destroy top secret files, ones that could be used in the construction of a doomsday device that could wipe out the entire eastern seaboard. Using my amazing cunning and stealth, I sneak into the facility and take down a dozen roving soldiers with ninja-style tactics and deadly efficiency. I successfullly wipe their computers clean of data, but more terrorists catch me as I'm holding paper documents. With guns blazing, I shoot my way through the wave of insurgents and flee in my high-powered custom automobile.

With the terrorists in pursuit, I lead them through a death-defying tour of the city at breakneck speeds, with numerous close calls and near misses with civilians. But I have a destination in mind. Intelligence has informed me of a facility on the other side of town that is being used as a front to finance - and provide energy to - the terrorists. So I lead my pursuers out to the building, then crash through the wall. As my vehicle flips over repeatedly inside the compound, smashing through furniture and walls and sending stunned insurgents fleeing in fear, my last action is to activate my car's self-destruct mechanism. The entire place goes up in a massive explosion that rocks the entire area, but in my death, I have successfully thwarted a massive terrorist plot that could have cost millions their lives. Plus I get to die behind the wheel AND trigger a massive explosion as a result.

Damn, now I want to make a fan fiction out of this xD

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You guys have a lot better lives than I do.

Mine would have to be somewhere along the lines of a nightclub and suffocating and stuff.

But yeah. If I had to choose a way to die awesomely I would do something really bad and have the police chase me down and jump off a skyscraper going "HELL YEAH". Oh well I'm boring.
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Assuming some sort of apocalypse, I'd don my superhero costume and run through the streets trying to save as many people as I could. Then just as the zombies are about to attack some kid I jump in the way and get mauled.

Assuming normal circumstances, I'd do the same thing, except I'd probably get hit by a bus or something, dying a tragic hero.