Assassins!

Started by Golurks Were Meant to Fly August 3rd, 2012 2:00 PM
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Golurks Were Meant to Fly

NERF THIS!

Male
America, East Coast
Seen October 4th, 2021
Posted August 5th, 2020
1,273 posts
11.3 Years
You've been enlisted by a secret organization to kill the poster above you. You must do it stealthily, and secretly. Once your mission is complete, you must hide yourself before the your assassin tries to kill you. Good luck.

Example:

Poster 1: Hiding in a room of complete concrete, I am completely safe. Only I have the key to the 3 ft steel door which is locked. I have enough provisions to last me a life time.
Poster 2: Spiraling down from the air conditioner in Poster 1's room, I shoot him in the back with a poison blow dart. I then run outside to my jetski, and leave the scene of the crime.
Poster 3: After parachuting from the jet I bought, I use my grappling hook to latch onto Poster 2's jetski. I avoid the bullets she shoots at me, and slash at her with my katana. My knife does the rest. I take the jetski and go to a hotel, which I own. I surround myself with numerous weapons, because I know Poster 4 will be here soon.

Have Fun! :D

I'm at home, watching the football game. My guard dogs outside should protect me...

*Also, if either mod feels this is too dark or something, please close it. I refrained from posting it for a while for that reason, but figured I may as well... :/
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TheFattestSnorlax

New year, new possibilities

Age 25
Male
Australia
Seen January 19th, 2017
Posted January 15th, 2017
2,382 posts
12.2 Years
You suddenly get stabbed in the head by a knife for bringing this thread up. You can't see me cos I'm a ninja.
Ask a question, or make a suggestion of what I can do on http://thefattestsnorlax.tumblr.com/

Golurks Were Meant to Fly

NERF THIS!

Male
America, East Coast
Seen October 4th, 2021
Posted August 5th, 2020
1,273 posts
11.3 Years
I put on my infrared goggles and find where you are. Using my deadly laser pointer, I end you. I then race down the street and hide in my secret base that exists in the sewers.
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darkpokeball

Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o

In your nightmares
Seen April 10th, 2014
Posted November 17th, 2013
762 posts
13.3 Years
The leaves were planted there earlier by me. Soon, your body breaks out into a terrible rash and in a few moments, everything blacks out...permanently.
Currently, I'm hiding, with a chainsaw, and my favorite cat in a yellow submarine 200 ft. under the sea.
My Chainsaw Meowth is currently missing! If you have a lead or think you know something, PLEASE PM ME! I am desperately searching, and I dread the possibility that I may never find him...
On a side note, if anybody can answer the following question right, then they get a mystery prize! *Must have a Gen V game to claim prize*
Question: What the heck did Jinora do in the finale?! I don't get it! I know 90% of you won't know what I'm talking about, but I need an answer!

TheFattestSnorlax

New year, new possibilities

Age 25
Male
Australia
Seen January 19th, 2017
Posted January 15th, 2017
2,382 posts
12.2 Years
The submarine suddenly stops working and it falls to the ocean floor and crashes.
Ask a question, or make a suggestion of what I can do on http://thefattestsnorlax.tumblr.com/

TheFattestSnorlax

New year, new possibilities

Age 25
Male
Australia
Seen January 19th, 2017
Posted January 15th, 2017
2,382 posts
12.2 Years
When the Russian mafia find out about your secret base, they track you down and kill you.
Ask a question, or make a suggestion of what I can do on http://thefattestsnorlax.tumblr.com/

Golurks Were Meant to Fly

NERF THIS!

Male
America, East Coast
Seen October 4th, 2021
Posted August 5th, 2020
1,273 posts
11.3 Years
I find you and your soul at the bottom of a well. All I do is board it up, and time does the rest.

I then go to my private helicopter, with a rifle in tow...
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