To-Do List Blues Page 3

Started by Affliction August 6th, 2012 2:12 AM
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Affliction

Booted out - don't be like me!

Male
Seen September 3rd, 2016
Posted December 19th, 2015
524 posts
10.8 Years
'Can you please wash the car?' it says. I know that, because I AM YOUR FATHER.

Why do i have to buy a new toilet?
Shut up because you and I both know you're not my father.

Because I'M YOUR FATHER!

Okay, so, you need to clean the floor.

Affliction

Booted out - don't be like me!

Male
Seen September 3rd, 2016
Posted December 19th, 2015
524 posts
10.8 Years
Nope. Because....

I AM YOUR MOTHER.

So wash the car, please!
Shut up because I AM YOUR FATHER and you are just some stupid person who doesn't know when to stop. You don't say this to your father.

Rule: No arguing (This was arguing, and YOU started it).

If you don't stop this I'll have to ban you from this game... Which will delete the score permanently.
Age 22
Female
alterniia. are you bliind or 2omethiing?
Seen June 6th, 2013
Posted May 20th, 2013
517 posts
11.2 Years
Just pointing out that you started the arguing.

Shut up because you and I both know you're not my father.

Because I'M YOUR FATHER!
Anyways, if you are my father, then i'll wash the car.

Oops, i accidentally the car.

By the way, why do i have to accidentally the pool?

Affliction

Booted out - don't be like me!

Male
Seen September 3rd, 2016
Posted December 19th, 2015
524 posts
10.8 Years
Just pointing out that you started the arguing.



Anyways, if you are my father, then i'll wash the car.

Oops, i accidentally the car.

By the way, why do i have to accidentally the pool?
Objection! Evidence:

'Can you please wash the car?' it says. I know that, because I AM YOUR FATHER.

Why do i have to buy a new toilet?
If this post wasn't there at all, the arguing wouldn't have started. As you continued arguing, I'll clean out your points down to 0.

*Limanya's points are all gone*

Of course, you can earn them back again, but note that I gave you a chance.

Because your father said so.

This isn't my To-Do List!

droomph

weeb

Age 26
Male
nowhere spectacular
Seen February 1st, 2017
Posted January 3rd, 2017
4,282 posts
11.7 Years
So anyways my living room was soaked in blood this morning, and a body, which I later found out was my roommate. On the pool of blood rested The To-Do list stated above, rolled up into a point, like a sword, or a spear. Apparently he didn't want to do the task listed, but he had to, since Umbr30n, the evil overlord, had given him this task. So thus, the only way to escape the task was through death. This is not definite, but it is what I suspect to be the case.

"What was this heinous task he had to preform?", I asked myself as I unraveled the bloody and rolled up paper used to kill. I slowly scanned the paper, and tried to make out the words, scrawled with a pencil, beneath the blood. I slowly began to make out the words, and I read to myself the words.

"Dance...naked...on the...front lawn?"
did u no there r 21 letters in the alphabet
o i forgot 5
uraqt


Affliction

Booted out - don't be like me!

Male
Seen September 3rd, 2016
Posted December 19th, 2015
524 posts
10.8 Years
No. This is not fair at all. I am just pointing something out. And you just continued the father-arguing. I will stop now, but please note that

THIS IS NOT FAIR.
The rules state it. No exceptions. You should know how to follow them.

So anyways my living room was soaked in blood this morning, and a body, which I later found out was my roommate. On the pool of blood rested The To-Do list stated above, rolled up into a point, like a sword, or a spear. Apparently he didn't want to do the task listed, but he had to, since Umbr30n, the good overlord, had given him this task. So thus, the only way to escape the task was through death. This is not definite, but it is what I suspect to be the case.

"What was this heinous task he had to preform?", I asked myself as I unraveled the bloody and rolled up paper used to kill. I slowly scanned the paper, and tried to make out the words, scrawled with a pencil, beneath the blood. I slowly began to make out the words, and I read to myself the words.

"Dance...naked...on the...front lawn?"
I am the GOOD Overlord you know. People from other Forums know I am.

The rule stated: PC rules apply.

Flaming is included. Try not to do that again, but I will give you some points because of the funny part at the end.

Besides, why would I have to write THAT To-Do List? Everybody knows I'm not evil.
Age 22
Female
alterniia. are you bliind or 2omethiing?
Seen June 6th, 2013
Posted May 20th, 2013
517 posts
11.2 Years
It wasn't yours. From something which happened a time ago, i know that it wasn't yours.

I was roleplaying on Pesterchum, when someone sent me a link. I clicked on it. Suddenly, the screen flashed white. I couldn't say anything, nobody was home. So i waited. The screen turned black. Well, except for a few blood drops. Four playing cards appeared. I recognized the characters on them as Diamonds Droog, Spades Slick, Clubs Deuce and Hearts Boxcars from Homestuck. I wondered what they did there. I heard something. So i turned the volume up. 'Destroy...all..clocks..' was what i heard. But it didn't sound right. The person who said it, sounded as if he was dying. As if he was being stabbed to death. Terrified, i took my alarm and threw it on the ground. 'Atta girl.' was what i then heard. That was what Diamonds Droog would say, after the flash Make Her Pay. But Aradia wasn't there, was she? I turned around. Aradia was there. But she looked..weird. She was bleeding everywhere. And looked...dead. I sat there, and she said one thing.

destr0y all cl0cks

Affliction

Booted out - don't be like me!

Male
Seen September 3rd, 2016
Posted December 19th, 2015
524 posts
10.8 Years
It wasn't yours. From something which happened a time ago, i know that it wasn't yours.

I was roleplaying on Pesterchum, when someone sent me a link. I clicked on it. Suddenly, the screen flashed white. I couldn't say anything, nobody was home. So i waited. The screen turned black. Well, except for a few blood drops. Four playing cards appeared. I recognized the characters on them as Diamonds Droog, Spades Slick, Clubs Deuce and Hearts Boxcars from Homestuck. I wondered what they did there. I heard something. So i turned the volume up. 'Destroy...all..clocks..' was what i heard. But it didn't sound right. The person who said it, sounded as if he was dying. As if he was being stabbed to death. Terrified, i took my alarm and threw it on the ground. 'Atta girl.' was what i then heard. That was what Diamonds Droog would say, after the flash Make Her Pay. But Aradia wasn't there, was she? I turned around. Aradia was there. But she looked..weird. She was bleeding everywhere. And looked...dead. I sat there, and she said one thing.

destr0y all cl0cks
That's just a story written by someone.

This To-Do List is Limanya's.

Affliction

Booted out - don't be like me!

Male
Seen September 3rd, 2016
Posted December 19th, 2015
524 posts
10.8 Years
WoAh, If YoU dOn'T wAnT tO, i CaN dO iT fOr YoU. eQuIuS jUsT sAiD yOu HaD tO.
HoNk.
HeY, wHy Do I hAvE tO tHrOw My PiEs AwAy?
Let's see... Apparently Hikari wrote that message.

Why do I need to write a To-Do List?