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Old March 14th, 2013 (10:01 AM).
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    Yes, it is absolutely positively true.

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    Old March 14th, 2013 (10:02 AM). Edited March 14th, 2013 by Sir Codin.
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    Greeeeat sperm jokes, guys...

    Anyway, gotta take notes based on the documentary. Here's what I have so far:

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    - Physeter macrocephalus
    - This specific carcass being studied was located on the southeast shores of England
    - Adult males can be over 20m and weigh over 60 tons
    - Carcass was a male, as evidence by the presence of a penis. The penis is extremely flexible and allow the sperm whale to mate in any position (note: SOOO MANY PENIS AND SEX JOKES, XD).
    - Top part of mouth had indentations that the teeth on the lower jaw fit into. Underneath the top part of the jaw, however, are buried teeth left over from ancestry. These teeth were no longer necessary once the whales begun hunting squid.
    - Ancestors of whales used to live on land, but returned to the sea during evolutionary history.
    - Two types of whales: mysticeti and odontoceti (baleen whales and toothed whales). Sperm whales belong to odontoceti.
    - Blubber appears to be about 3 – 4 inches deep and have thick skin
    o This helps with insulation to keep warm in cold depths
    - Blubber, then fat, then muscle, then organs/tissues and skeletal structure.
    - Sperm whales have strong six-pack muscle while develops and aids the dorsal ventral movements they make while swimming
    - They dive deep; they’ve been found in deep sea trenches; they are considered the ultimate free-divers.
    - Often riddled with imprints from the beaks of giant squid, one of their favorite prey items.
    - Giant squid beaks can often be found in the stomach, intestines, and rectum of the sperm whale.
    - Give birth to live young (viviparous), they nurture and milk.
    - This specific beached whale had empty stomachs and was dehydration, which led experts to believe led (or aided) towards its’ death.
    - Ribs are jointed into a v-shape, with hinges. These ribs can expand and compress back and forth. This allows it to change the volume of its lungs, which helps enable its survival in deep dive conditions.
    - When a whale dies, communities of detritus feeders and other organisms that eat dead organisms surround the whale and feed off of it.
    - Flippers have grooves that allow them to pull in body effectively to make the whale more streamlined as it dives.
    - Sperm whales possess the largest brains in the world.
    - They use different dialects of clicks depending on population. This leads experts to believe sperm whales have a humanlike tendency to form different cultures.
    - Sperm whale can’t breathe through mouth. A breathing pipe leading from its lungs to its blowhole are what enable it to draw breath whenever it breaches the water. Long muscles and tendons attached to the skull expand and contract, opening and closing the blowhole like a valve.
    - Top of its head contains a large complex of organs containing spermaceti (about 3 – 4 tons), which look much like semen (hence why it has the name “sperm whale”). The oil can become more or less dense depending on temperature of head (changes this by taking in water), which helps whenever the whale needs to stay in deeper waters or when it needs to float more; controlling buoyancy. It also aids in their echolocation abilities. These spermaceti oils can burn without giving smoke, which is one of the reasons why they’ve been hunted long ago.
    - Their echolocation sounds can be heard up to 40 miles away and is about 120 decibels. Their echolocation aids in navigation and locating prey.


    Why is rectum censored? It's not even that vulgar of a term, it's a perfectly technical, scientific term.
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    Old March 14th, 2013 (10:06 AM).
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    I can't believe the whale story is remotely true...
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    Old March 14th, 2013 (10:14 AM).
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    Out of context this is pretty funny.
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    Old March 14th, 2013 (10:14 AM).
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    Carcharodin... the first sentence I saw in that whole thing was 'SOOO MANY PENIS AND SEX JOKES, XD)'

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    Old March 14th, 2013 (10:16 AM). Edited March 14th, 2013 by Sir Codin.
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    Out of context this is pretty funny.
    Their penis is pretty freaking huge as well. Might even give me a run for my money.

    A woman in the documentary starting making double entendres. My whole class and my professor were laughing our asses off.
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    Old March 14th, 2013 (10:16 AM).
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      That was the only part of the quote I actually read. I was like OO SHINY!
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      Old March 14th, 2013 (10:22 AM).
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      On a creepier note, the woman seemed a little too ecstatic about holding it.

      *snickering*
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      Old March 14th, 2013 (10:24 AM).
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        Well, I'm glad that she's so excited. Who wouldn't be?
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        Old March 14th, 2013 (10:33 AM).
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        Well, for one thing, this key is waaay too big for the lock.
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        Old March 14th, 2013 (10:35 AM).
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          Oh my gosh you are all so perverted XD
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          Old March 14th, 2013 (10:37 AM).
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            I'm not even sure what you're referencing by saying we're being perverted! The key is just too big!
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            Old March 14th, 2013 (10:37 AM).
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            Ironically, this week's issue of Batman had Robin killed, leaving Batman all alone to fight crime. :(
            Man, I kind of hated that. I was just starting to like Damian too. And don't see him coming back since Morrison is leaving that Batman comics as a writer and Damian's his character.
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            Old March 14th, 2013 (10:39 AM).
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            Bigger isn't always better. But I suppose size doesn't matter, unless she's into that sort of thing. But hey, at least they're both wet. Moisture makes everything smoother.

            MMMMMM, smooooth.
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            Old March 14th, 2013 (10:48 AM).
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              As soon as I saw "sperm whale" at the top of the page I knew where this was going rofl
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              Old March 14th, 2013 (10:51 AM).
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                LOL, this is what the DCC is for.
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                Old March 14th, 2013 (10:53 AM).
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                Speaking of whales and locks and keys, I'm sure everyone has heard of this absurdity:

                http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/HSOWA

                Either the female Wailord won't feel s*** or the female Skitty WILL feel s***.
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                Old March 14th, 2013 (10:56 AM).
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                  Still not as bad as Ditto though. Nothing is as bad as Ditto, and nothing in the Pokemon world ever will be XD
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                  Old March 14th, 2013 (11:00 AM).
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                    Yes, that is one of the reason I've stopped questioning Pokemon logic.It will do you more good if you don't either.
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                    Old March 14th, 2013 (11:05 AM).
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                    Why would you hate on Ditto? he is such a cool guy!
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                    Old March 14th, 2013 (11:08 AM).
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                      Speaking of whales and locks and keys, I'm sure everyone has heard of this absurdity:

                      http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/HSOWA

                      Either the female Wailord won't feel s*** or the female Skitty WILL feel s***.
                      At that point it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...
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                      No "Pokemon logic" even exists, though. Specifically with evolution lines like Remoraid > Octillery. What sense does that make?
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                      Old March 14th, 2013 (11:11 AM).
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                        Why would you hate on Ditto? he is such a cool guy!
                        Said the hundreds of Pokemon who can breed/ already bred with him.
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                          Man, really that Ditto is one hell of a skank...
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                          Old March 14th, 2013 (11:17 AM).
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                            I'd say a Nidoking and NidoranF breeding is more disturbing.
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