Who would win...?

Started by Sandshrew4 May 22nd, 2013 7:12 PM
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Sandshrew4

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Note: This is my first time trying this, so please tell me if I'm doing something wrong.
The rules: The first poster posts a "battle." The next poster says who they think would win, and why. Then they post their own matchup.
Example:
Poster 1: Who would win if a tiger fought an army of termites?
Poster 2: The tiger, because he could just step on the termites. Who would win if a crazed monkey fought a mouse with a bazooka?

And so on.
Additional comments: I got this from my favourite show, Outnumbered.

Lets begin:
Who would win if a Galapagos tortoise fought a baby giraffe?
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Sandshrew4

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The shark. All anteaters do is eat ants. The shark would eat the anteaters.
Who would win if a T-Rex fought a fire breathing chinchilla with laser vision?
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Sandshrew4

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The sloth, cuz it has claws, and the tiger wouldn't be able to do much.
Who would win if a two foot grizzly bear fought a six foot fly?
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gimmepie

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The fly because it would spit digestive juices all over the bear and injure it badly before it even had a chance.

Who would win, a sentient sandwich or a robotic pencil?
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