1,000 Cruel / Unusual / Silly Forms of Punishment

Started by Belldandy May 28th, 2013 5:56 PM
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Belldandy

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Age 30
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Ottawa, Ontario
Seen October 29th, 2018
Posted December 27th, 2016
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10 Years
1,000 Cruel / Unusual / Silly Forms of Punishment

How To Play?

Devise a cruel / unusual form of punishment and add it to the number queue.

For example:

#1: Having to pick up all the leaves in your yard... By hand.

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#2: Having to remove ice from a windshield by melting it with your breath.

Rules

- You may post up to three unusual punishments in a post
- Nothing sexual, derogative, violent, overly grotesque, etc. Keep it "clean"

Might add more rules as they come along.

Start

#1: Having to cut your lawn using only a pair of scissors.

gimmepie

Age 27
Male
Australia
Seen 15 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
#3 Wash a car with your toothbrush.
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gimmepie

Age 27
Male
Australia
Seen 15 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
#5 walk on your hands all day.
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Sandshrew4

Also known as Sandwich

Age 24
Male
Illinois, USA
Seen November 18th, 2013
Posted November 18th, 2013
304 posts
10.6 Years
#8 Go in front of 20,427 people and play a song you wrote yourself on the bagpipes, with 1 minute notice prior to the event (aka you found out you had to do this one minute before you have to do it).
#9 Be boiled alive in a pot of twenty year old mouldy tomato soup, with lots of flies.
Dang, read the rules.
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Belldandy

Ice-Type Fanatic

Age 30
Female
Ottawa, Ontario
Seen October 29th, 2018
Posted December 27th, 2016
3,978 posts
10 Years
#9: Being tied to a chair and forced to listen to your cellphone vibrate and ring, recognizing the tone as that of your crush >:3 and you just totally asked her out and were waiting for a response and now she or he is going to think you're ignoring him and now YOUR LIFE IS RUINED BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

#10: Canadians: All Tim Horton's implode, leaving you coffee-less teehee

Melody

Banned

Female
Cuddling those close to me
Seen March 4th, 2018
Posted March 2nd, 2018
6,459 posts
18.6 Years
#11: You are tied and bound to a chair as your feet are being constantly tickled by a robot.

#12: You are dressed in a maid outfit and forced to wait on your worst enemy hand and foot.

#13: You are forced to live in a shop window as a mannequin, forced to wear the most embarrassing things, and get privacy only for bathroom breaks and bathing.

gimmepie

Age 27
Male
Australia
Seen 15 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
#14 You must dedicate your life to a single forum game.
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gimmepie

Age 27
Male
Australia
Seen 15 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
That truly is an unpleasant punishment.

#16 Be tied to the roof whilst it rains.

#17 Be forced to attempt everything in the "ways to get kicked out of Walmart" thread. In a single month.
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gimmepie

Age 27
Male
Australia
Seen 15 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
#20 Post a list of your most dark/embarrassing secrets on facebook, twitter and PC.
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Sandshrew4

Also known as Sandwich

Age 24
Male
Illinois, USA
Seen November 18th, 2013
Posted November 18th, 2013
304 posts
10.6 Years
#20 Post a list of your most dark/embarrassing secrets on facebook, twitter and PC.
I don't have any ^•^

#22 Have someone with horrible breath have a three hour long conversation with the tied down subject.
I like Sandshrews. A lot. I am Sandshrews number 1 fan. And don't you deny it.
My friend code for White 2 is 4857 7379 4725

pridekitty

A Kitty

Age 22
Male
Beach City
Seen July 24th, 2015
Posted May 3rd, 2014
51 posts
9.8 Years
#27. Be forced to watch your little sister smash your favorite pokemon game with a mallet over and over again


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Yes, I am aware that five of them are fishing shinies and that all of them have stupid nicknames. :pink_tongue:

lineofdeath

...overuser of the ellipsis...

Age 23
Male
online
Seen October 1st, 2013
Posted October 1st, 2013
179 posts
10.4 Years
#30 listening to the first beat of friday
#31 listening to the second beat of friday
#32 listening to the third beat of friday
etc.
murder is unnecessary
overuser of the ellipsis ...

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