Q. What's Moltres' favorite pop?
A. Mountain Spew
Q.How is it that Pokemon went from colors, to gems, to colors and elements, BACK to gems, BACK to colors, and NOW letters?!
A. Why question it?
Q. Kid:What do all the professors in Pokemon have in common?
Kid 2: Extensive knowledge of all things Pokemon?
Kid: Nope.
Kid 2: Then what?
A. Kid: The inability to tell if I'm a boy or girl, all "apparent" masters in the past that wound up with 3 Pokemon left...and they all claim to know everything, but give me an EMPTY Pokedex. THEN when I fill it, THEY MAKE ME FILL IT MORE!!!
Q. Where does Lucario plan his vacations?
A. Aura-burgh City.
Q. What's the funniest Pokemon game in existence?
A. Pokemon XD
Q. What do you call a green evolution fanart of Mewtwo?
A. A Mewtree.
Q. What do you call a Tyrouge that makes sushi?
A. A Hitmonchop in the making.
Q. How did you get your Blastoise to shoot water from its eyes?!
A. 3 Words: Blue wasn't remade.
Q. What do you call a Pichu that evolves in a bathroom?
A. A Pee-kachu.