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Old August 26th, 2013 (1:36 PM).
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What are your favorite quotes that you have heard in a game? Is there one particular character or a number of characters that you think say quite a few good quotes?

Personally, I have to say that Vaas from Far Cry 3 is one with words. Obviously, my favorite being the most known "Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?". He also has many other nifty quotes which I will share when I post with my other favorites.

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Old August 26th, 2013 (2:50 PM).
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Oh ho ho ho, Pavey, my boy... you.. you're awesome.

Halo 2:

Originally Posted by Shipmaster
...These are my men, there lives matter to me, yours does not.
Originally Posted by The Arbiter
...That makes two of us.
Originally Posted by Shipmaster
*respectful grunt*
Halo 3:
Originally Posted by The Arbiter
Rise up, so I may kill you, again and again!

Black Ops

Originally Posted by Alex Mason
You ****ing son of a *****!

Originally Posted by Carlos
Woods, it's all falling apart, you need to get out of here!
Originally Posted by Frank Woods
One problem at a time, brother! We're leaving!

Originally Posted by Frank Woods

Originally Posted by Viktor Reznov
Mason, every journey begins with a single step. THIS! IS STEP ONE!

Originally Posted by Alex Mason
Black Ops II

Originally Posted by Raul Menendez
Делай, как я поручить. Он является марионеткой. Как и ты.

Originally Posted by Alex Mason
Extreme game spoilers below

Originally Posted by Raul Menendez
Your best friend, Alex Mason, is dead. By your own hands. Do you understand why?
Originally Posted by Jason Hudson
He was going to kill David--
Originally Posted by Raul Menendez


Originally Posted by Lev Krevchenko
I left you to rot in Vietnam, Sargent Woods, you should be dead.
Originally Posted by Frank Woods
Well nobody told me.

Originally Posted by Frank Woods
Let's not **** around here boys, let's smoke this bastard.

Originally Posted by David Mason
Rrrrrrrrgggghh. Salazar. HURRY THE **** UP!

Originally Posted by Raul Menendez
There's a .... traitor ... in our midst
Originally Posted by Farid
...But how? ... Who?
Originally Posted by Raul Menendez
IT MATTERS NOT! I'm one step ahead of him!

Originally Posted by Raul Menendez

Originally Posted by Mike Harper
You know? If we weren't on mission, I might try to get a little hot-chick-action.
That's all that come to mind off the top of my head. I'll update when I remember more.
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Old August 26th, 2013 (4:26 PM).
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Oh ho ho ho, Pavey, my boy... you.. you're awesome.

Halo 2:

Shipmaster: ...These are my men, there lives matter to me, yours does not.

The Arbiter: ...That makes two of us.

Shipmaster: *respectful grunt*
Pretty sure this one is from Halo 3, actually.

Also this is basically Ace Attorney: The Thread.

"This testimony has more holes than The Grid: Revelations."

The Grid: Revolution is a reference to The Matrix: Revolution.


Maya: What?! This is madness!
Wright: No, Maya, that is SPARDA.

And...Godot is a goldmine of quotes

"Justice is blind, but she’s not deaf. Sometimes you have to know when not to talk."
"Anger is the last refuge of the pathetic. Preparation is the last refuge of the weak"
"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
"The world is filled with those who have said, "I wish I had never asked that."
"…The bitterness…Every time I get lied to, I always down a mug of coffee."
“Once you eliminate the impossible…whatever remains must be the truth.…No matter how improbable it may seem."
"The only time a lawyer can cry is when it’s all over."
" …Humans are afraid of the dark. And yet… At the same time, we’re fascinated and bewitched by it. Maybe that’s why humans drink the darkness that is coffee."
"Then one morning, my eyes flew open… from the smell of a doctor’s morning "

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Old August 26th, 2013 (4:45 PM).
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"I'm sexy, even without makeup on!" - Ionia, Mother 3

I love when games can give me pick me ups to remind me that I'm good looking and I'll be alright.
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Old August 28th, 2013 (5:15 AM). Edited August 28th, 2013 by Perdition Haze.
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One of my all-time favorite VG quotes comes from Ezio at the end of Assassin's Creed: Revelations, where he explains something important to the creed and gives them a true meaning of what assassins are really about. Also, it shows us how wise and mature he's become over the last two games. In my opinion, this is a great way to close out the Ezio trilogy.

Originally Posted by Ezio
“To say that nothing is true is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.”
Another of my favorite quote is from Portal 2, where Cave Johnson gives us a rant about lemons. Haha~

Originally Posted by Cave
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade — make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?”
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Old August 28th, 2013 (5:22 AM).
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Well in battlefield 3
"Be careful when stabbing me in the back, you might slip and end up kissing my ass."
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Old August 28th, 2013 (6:06 AM).
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I got a couple, with the reason why

Metro 2033:
"If it's hostile, you kill it"
I loved it the moment i heard it. It was at a friend's house that we played this game.

Borderlands 2:
"Light the fuses, *****es! I'm ready to blow!"
The two second bosses, just insane. I loved the way claptrap screamed, and then the focus on the big cannon. And then Boom appears. I loved it :D

Assassin's creed 2
"It's-a me, Mario!"
Loving mario games pretty much (especially Sunshine and Galaxy), this made me smile a lot.

HL2 Episode 2
"Doctor Freeeeeemaaaannn..."
The moment Gman came. Quite unexpected. It was just great.

Poker night 2:

Ash: So Sam, is that your tricked-out 1960's DeSoto Adventurer in the parking lot?
Sam: It better be. I'd hate to believe we'd been driving in someone else's car for the last twenty-five years. Why do you ask?
Ash: I think it growled at me.
Sam: Yeah, it's done that ever since that adventure we had in H-E-Double Hockey Sticks.
Ash: Maybe you should see an exorcist.
Sam: That's what I keep telling Max, but then he just spins his head at me and vomits.
Max: Anil Nathrak!
Winslow: I just had that cleaned!

I put this in spoiler cuz it's a pretty big conversation. The funny thing is the part where Max flies around the room, on fire. That had me laughing that bad, i lost the entire tournament after that quote, just not being able to consentrate anymore. so yeah

And that's all for now i guess...
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Old August 28th, 2013 (7:32 AM).
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Driver San Francisco is full of witty dialog.

Passenger: You know what's gonna happen to your car? Landfill. You think that's good for the environment?
Tanner: I'm more worried about the noise pollution in this car.

Tanner: You got a name, partner?
Passenger: Sergei Matfeyitch Kutzetsov.
Tanner: Okay, Bob it is.

Dispatch: All units, officer down in alleyway between Bryant and Krabbe.
Tanner: Two minutes.
Jones: 40-Adam-30 en route to collision.
Tanner: How do you know it's a collision?
Jones: Who said anything about a collision?
Tanner: You!
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Old August 30th, 2013 (8:21 AM).
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Most of what GlaDos says from the Portal games.

And Cave Johnson's lemon rant. Ily that lemon rant.
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Old August 30th, 2013 (9:18 AM).
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I'm gonna say pretty much anything said by The Boss in MGS3, but to hit the highlights...

That's when it finally hit me. Space exploration is nothing but another game in the power struggle between the US and USSR. Politics, economics, the arms race - they're all just arenas for meaningless competition. I'm sure you can see that. But the Earth itself has no boundaries. No East, No West, No Cold War. And the irony of it is, the United States and the Soviet Union are spending billions on their space programs and the missile race only to arrive at the same conclusion.
Life's end... Isn't it beautiful? It's almost tragic.
We'll never have the chance to die peacefully of old age. We have no tomorrow.
There is nothing left inside me now. Nothing at all. No hatred, not even regret. And yet sometimes at night I can still feel the pain creeping up inside me.
One must die and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny... The one who survives will inherit the title of Boss. And the one who inherits the title of Boss will face an existence of endless battle.
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Old August 30th, 2013 (11:52 PM).
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I have a few i like a lot:

Red Alert 3

Kirov Airship: "Oh look is that your house?"

StarCraft 2

Banshee: "Who put these monkeys in command?"

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Old August 31st, 2013 (12:26 AM).
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War... War never Changes...

Stay a while and listen.

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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

The Kid just rages for a while.

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Old August 31st, 2013 (6:19 AM).
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my favorite quote which is kind of dumb, but makes me laugh is with ratchet and clank. i love when clank catches the woodland creatures.
don't be scared woodlanders!

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Old August 31st, 2013 (9:48 AM).
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"We all make choices, but in the end, our choices make us"
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"You want to see the fate of democracies, look out the window"
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Old September 8th, 2013 (3:18 AM).
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Old September 8th, 2013 (5:56 AM).
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"Yes, we'll just jump our ten tons on very lightly and they will never hear us..." - Antion Malliux, to Juno Vesping on how she suggests that they infiltrate a CEF base. (Heavy Gear II)

"Sending Air Mail!" - V3 attack order (Red Alert 2)

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"Perhaps someday they will know the value of the gift we are about to give them." Padasha Burnes, Scion ending (Battlezone II)

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