My wife says I play too much Pokemon

Started by Palenkakoasbear August 28th, 2013 1:18 PM
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Seen August 28th, 2013
Posted August 28th, 2013
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9.7 Years
My wife is being selfish and telling me I need to choose between her or Pokemon. I tell her that Pokemon will always come before her in this relationship, and she will not leave. She asked me how to spice up our love life, and I told her to dress up like Professor Juniper, but of course she refuses and throws a butcher knife at me. Luckily I didn't drop my 3DS because I was in a very important battle. How do I deal with this? Should I hit her? There is a new game about to come out, and she will be up my rear end about it like no tomorrow. I've suggested her playing with me. Her eloquent reply was, "I will not play that nerdy game meant for idiots". I don't want to sleep next to that *****, and I am sure I could get a dog or something to huddle up with me on cold nights. I just don't want to go through the divorce because I know she'll try to get all my gameboys and cartridges just so I can lose all my Pokemon.
Seen September 12th, 2016
Posted June 17th, 2016
1,254 posts
15.3 Years
This... I mean, uhh.. Are you serious?
For someone who's opening this thread as their first,
I found it a bit too much.

If you're serious about what you're saying,
my suggestion is to stop playing for at a week or so.
Pokemon are not life forms or so,
they do not need to be taken care for 24/7.

Brendino

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Posted April 6th, 2023
8,567 posts
13.4 Years
That's... an interesting dilemma you have there. Maybe it would be best if you worked things out with her rather than here, as there isn't really much to talk about in this thread.

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