I made sense out of non-sense! (this IS pokemon related...)

Started by SmashBrony September 12th, 2013 2:37 PM
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SmashBrony

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I've been hanging around, seeing people ask stuff like:
"How does Aipom uses Toxic & how does Bidoof use Thunder Wave?"
"How are Wailord & Skitty compatible for breeding?"
"How does Doduo & Dodrio flies?"
"How does Joltik not DIE when Wailord uses Bounce on it?

I was thinking on all these questions & I belive I came up with the answer to these & more:

They say that Arceus is the Alpha Pokemon, the first in extistence & the creator of the pokemon
universe. & from what I recall, they say that Mew is the mother of all pokemon & can use any & all pokemon abilities.

So what I figured is that Arceus got lonely after awhile of being the only one that existed & made
Mew to be a companion. Mew soon started bearing HUNDREDS of children, which became all the
different species of pokemon. (sorry if this sounded disturbing...)

So, ALL pokemon have a little of Mew in them, which explains why Aipom can use Toxic &
Bidoof can use Thunder Wave, for example. Normal-types tends to inherit more of Mew's
genes than others, so they can learn a WIDE varity of attacks, like Flamethrower, Thunder, Psychic, etc.

As for how Doduo & Dodrio flies: It is known that they normally don't fly, but I figured they inherited enough of Mew's genes to be able to use the HM Fly to learn to fly in a fashion like Superman. (which is how I think Mew flies, since it can use any & all pokemon abilites.)

& for tiny Joltik not dying when the MASSIVE Wailord lands on it, I belive that was part of Arceus' design. I figured that Arceus foresaw how the world will be & if realistic physics remains, the death rate in this world would be VERY high, so it made a barrier of sort that protects all living beings from lethal damage, so Joltik doesn't die from Wailord's Bounce attack
& Scyther doesn't slices Sunflora in 2 with Slash for example.
But this barrier was designed to protect to a certian limit, for there must be death for there to be balance.
(Arceus may have created Xerneas & Yvetial itself to ensure balance between life & death.)

I didn't explain how I think Wailord & Skitty breeds because this would be a AO (Adults only) rated
explaination, which I don't think the mods & admins would tolerate...
(& I don't feel comfortable with the idea of explaining anyways, so this mystery you guys have
to figure out yourselves...)

So, hopefully I did clear up some of the mysteries of the fantastic critters known as pokemon.
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Paige Berlitz

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Actually everything about this is FALSE. Arceus is the God Pokemon. And if Anything Mew is the 150th pokemon made. While Mewtwo is the 149th or 150th pokemon made. Mewtwo was created in a lab by humans trying to recreate a Mew. but then there creation turned against theme. Haven't you watched the First season of Pokemon. If you havent then I HIGHLY suggest you do.

SmashBrony

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Actually everything about this is FALSE. Arceus is the God Pokemon. And if Anything Mew is the 150th pokemon made. While Mewtwo is the 149th or 150th pokemon made. Mewtwo was created in a lab by humans trying to recreate a Mew. but then there creation turned against theme. Haven't you watched the First season of Pokemon. If you havent then I HIGHLY suggest you do.
Mew is 151th regestered in the pokedex which is made by HUMANS & Mewtwo is 150th.

I did fail to say that Mew & Arceus didn't create ALL pokemon, but I belive that's it...

& all this was a theory anyways...

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& I'm pretty sure that the pokemon video games listed Arceus as being the Alpha pokemon.
& wouldn't you think that saying that it is the creator of the pokemon universe would pretty
much be saying that it's a god?
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Mew is 151th regestered in the pokedex which is made by HUMANS & Mewtwo is 150th.

I did fail to say that Mew & Arceus didn't create ALL pokemon, but I belive that's it...

& all this was a theory anyways...
I wasn't trying to be mean. But Mewtwo was made by Humans because Giovanni used it in his Gym. And Plus Mew wouldn't have been able to create pokemon. Mew only knows 2 abilities that differ in Generation. And I understand that it was a theory. But atheory is Backed up by FACTS and it is accepted by a lot of people.

SmashBrony

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I wasn't trying to be mean. But Mewtwo was made by Humans because Giovanni used it in his Gym. And Plus Mew wouldn't have been able to create pokemon. Mew only knows 2 abilities that differ in Generation. And I understand that it was a theory. But atheory is Backed up by FACTS and it is accepted by a lot of people.
& I was referring to Mew's ability to learn ANY TM & HM moves, which is why I think that it can use any pokemon skills. (maybe I should have said "skills" or "power" rather than "abilites"...)
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& I was referring to Mew's ability to learn ANY TM & HM moves, which is why I think that it can use any pokemon skills. (maybe I should have said "skills" or "power" rather than "abilites"...)
if you could have backed up your theory with proof from the Movies or the Aime Seasons then maybe it would be a better assumption but right now I am not buying it. And Yes you should have.

SmashBrony

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if you could have backed up your theory with proof from the Movies or the Aime Seasons then maybe it would be a better assumption but right now I am not buying it. And Yes you should have.
So stuff from the video games aren't enough?
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& I was referring to Mew's ability to learn ANY TM & HM moves, which is why I think that it can use any pokemon skills. (maybe I should have said "skills" or "power" rather than "abilites"...)
If Arceus is the creator of all pokemon then surely it to should be able to learn any TM/HM yet it cannot? I think There are major wholes in Game Freaks attempt to make sense of so many pokemon and Legendary pokemon. Like have you ever noticed Both the Gen 5 trio and Gen 1 trio re both supposed to be the controllers of nature? And even the main gen 3 legends are able to control the weather in one sense? Like Rayquaza can eliminate weather effects so surely if the balance was messed up by one of the Nature Legendary 6, Rayquaza could sort it out.

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If you look closely at the movies that both Mew and Arceus appear in, non of them seem to have any god like powers. Mew is more a peaceful fun loving pokemon, whereas Arceus just wants to be left alone to do it's own thing, However in the movie with Arceus it doesn't seem to be all that powerful for a so called "God" pokemon.

The only pokemon I've never seen fully beaten is Mewtwo, I may be wrong as it's been awhile since I last saw the original movies, however going of the new one in the fact that it can completely rip apart and destroy a Genesect I have a feeling that Mewtwo has the same power as Mew but Mew chooses not to use it's extraordinary powers.

The one pokemon I've always seemed interest in more than anything is Celebi, it can time travel therefore can it see how pokemon were created and who created them? or is it one of those paradox things where it cannot travel that far back because it hadn't been created yet? Interesting indeed. Maybe we might see a movie in which Celebi shows us how pokemon were created? Maybe not as it would probably ruin the Franchise. Theories are always better than stone cold fact in a game which has been going as-long as pokemon has.

SmashBrony

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No more posts, please.

A mod has been asked to delete this thead.

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I've been told the mod will lock, rather than delete.
Anyways, I'll do ACTUAL research then if I get enough proof, I'll repost my theory along with
edivence.
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