Don't Let the Moddies Say Zero! [DLTMS0 v5.0] THE END IS NIGH! Page 133

Started by Pokestick, good times. October 7th, 2013 1:59 PM
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Pokestick, good times.

cheeky

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Fan fiction is much easier since it already has an established universe, characters, and audience. Hence you don't really need to do a lot of world building or character development, since everyone's already familiar with it all, and you don't have to build up a reader base, since it's already there.

...You also don't need good writing or a coherent plot. Nor do you need consistent characters. Just slap a famous character somewhere and create some sort of ass-pull romance and you'll be famous in no time.

Twilight-kun

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Or continue with a plotline that the author just ignored after introducing it...

although in my case I have to skip over killing a character and giving one love interest to another which then screws up the entire storyline and it all spirals into a lovely knotted mess

I do pride myself on managing to summarize 5 books in under 50 pages though...

here, Sandpaw, go date Graypaw, who skips over Silverpaw, never gets dragged away from Thunderclan and blah blah blah something about Tigerclaw and Spottedleaf

machomuu

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Given that Twilight's...Twilight, the last thing I'd say it's morals are are Christian. Especially considering that Christianity is actually incredibly broad, and branches exist that are against neither abstinence nor abortion.

Twilight-kun

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Let's not forget pedophilia

"Oh, hey, this is crazy, but I just saw your baby and I fell in love with her and she will be my mate even though she's like, 2 weeks old"

I'd rather have a werewolf boyfriend than a vampire boyfriend

Werewolf
-Warm
-Fluffy
-Alive
-HE CAN TURN INTO A FREAKIN' WOLF

Vampire
-Cold
-Hard
-Dead
-HE FREAKIN' SPARKLES IN SUNLIGHT

oh and let's not forget the part where a dead person somehow got a living person pregnant with a child that then began to kill its own mother

Yaaaaay Necrophilia!

and let's talk about 50 Shades of Gray, the Twilight Fanfic that became its own book series

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My Immortal is wonderfully awful Harry Potter fanfiction, which may very well be intentionally badly written to spoof fanfiction. Hilarious read if you can stomach it. I've yet to manage to make it all the way through because trying to decipher it starts to rot my brain about 4 chapters in

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machomuu

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So here's a question for the regs, when's the last time you actually visited the pokemon part of the pokemon forum?

Pokestick, good times.

cheeky

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If Pokémon Trivia counts, six days ago.

If not...
Well, my post history only goes to five hundred. So we may never know.

Fernbutter

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True enough

I did have Hermione kill Draco

felt great to write that

hermioneshouldhavebeenwithharrybecausegingersareevil


#hermioneshouldhavebeenwithharrybecausegingersareevil

There should be a signature here somewhere.
I wonder where it's gone.