What Pokemon do you wish existed? Page 3

Started by Sam89 December 8th, 2013 2:22 PM
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Nidoking76

Not splitting the party

Male
Lavender Town. I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
Seen April 14th, 2015
Posted March 4th, 2015
498 posts
9.2 Years
Farfetch'd, the edible pokemon.
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Rabby

The Samurott Awaits...

Age 23
Male
~Samurott Island~
Seen August 9th, 2016
Posted August 8th, 2016
128 posts
9.7 Years
Samurott.4.ever <3

How cool if my favourite partner would be real, always be at my side ^^....
Hi~<3. I'm Rabby and here's my Samurott. I love to chat with ya and I'm nice majority of the time n.n.
Hope you all have a great time too ^^




Dream Team <3:

PumpJack

Gentleman Thug

Male
Discworld
Seen January 19th, 2016
Posted January 1st, 2016
327 posts
9.6 Years
after all we haven't got pokeball's in the real world so looking after most pokemon could be quite difficult.
"No. Stop. Electrode, NO. Don't you even DARE- NO. No. Stoplookingatmelikethat. I just finished fixing the whole half of the house, so don't you- ah... no.

no no no nonononononoNONO N-

*Boom*
Male
D.C.
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Posted 3 Days Ago
980 posts
9.6 Years
Meowth/Persian, I'd be sooooooo rich!

Meowth use payday!
Meowth use payday!
Meowth use payday!
Meowth use payday!
Meowth use payday!
Meowth devalues the World supply of gold. Meowth destroyed the economy!

Civilizatin was defeated. You collect way more gold than you could ever carry. {D:}
Male
Seen March 1st, 2017
Posted March 1st, 2017
39 posts
9.2 Years
Probably none. Some of their attacks are kind of scary. I can't post the picture because it would violate the "violence" section of the forum rules, but I got my lip bit literally in half, a full 1" from the lower part of my nose down to the bottom, of my top lip by an extremely violent Doberman Pinscher biting me a year ago this month. I required 100 stitches from a plastic surgeon. It was a very gory, very bloody picture I took of me in a hospital ER bed while laying down waiting for the Plastic Surgeon to show up that day as my face had been mutilated by a dog.

I imagine this attack would be similar to a Growlith's Bite attack.

Some of the attacks the Poke'mon do, if they ever used them on their human trainers, such as Pikachu often shocking Ash in the Anime, would NOT be a fun experience. I imagine it would be similar to when a cop uses his taser on you.

Take Arbok, obviously inspired by a King Cobra. In the game it bites you and you're "poisoned" (ironically though, no snakes are poisonous, a lot of snakes however are 'venomous'). If that happened in real life, well it was nice knowing you, but thats the end of you. And for that matter, short of a Honey Badger Poke'mon, the end of your Poke'mon after the battle as well.

I'm in Tucson Arizona, we have a good amount of rattlesnakes per acre in any given part of the desert. one bites you, and IF you make it to a hospital in time, assuming you're not a small child or an elderly person, you're out of commission for a couple weeks, while using up $2,000 per vial anti-venom.

When I was at my work at a college, they had a copperhead in a glass cage, and I poked my face in front of his cage and he lunged and bit the glass. If he had been successful, that would have been a long stay at the hospital for the next several days or weeks. On the opposite end of the spectrum they had a Timber Rattler which was extremely mellow and never coiled up or prepared to bite you if you did anything in front of his cage. The only way I could foresee him biting you and envenoming you is if you stepped on him (which is possible since they have amazing camouflage on their scales that makes them as close to invisible as Predator in that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie from the 80's without actually being invisible)

We got Bark Scorpions that require a trip to the hospital and takes multiple days to recover from their stings. Your whole leg can get paralyzed for a period of time just over a small scorpion stinging you on your foot and numbing your nerve endings as its the most dangerous scorpion on the N. American continent. I check my covers in bed every so often for bugs, since bugs and the desert go hand in hand, but usually all I find are some ginormous and disgusting cockroaches. That being said we have had Scorpions in our house before and we do everything in our power to maintain a relatively bug free house (when I say bug, that includes Arthropods and Arachnids like Scorpions).

Some of the Poke'mon's attacks are obviously inspired by their interpretations of their real life counterparts, and while I can tolerate some animals, I own a hamster afterall (very similar to a Rattata minus the tail) I don't think we need, you know 719 more species of animals on this planet all capable of doing attacks against potential human targets. I try to avoid the venemous bugs and snakes in my part of the desert as it sits now. IIRC Ash died for a period of time from getting hit by an attack from MewTwo in the original movie.

Nidoking76

Not splitting the party

Male
Lavender Town. I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
Seen April 14th, 2015
Posted March 4th, 2015
498 posts
9.2 Years
Probably none. Some of their attacks are kind of scary. I can't post the picture because it would violate the "violence" section of the forum rules, but I got my lip bit literally in half, a full 1" from the lower part of my nose down to the bottom, of my top lip by an extremely violent Doberman Pinscher biting me a year ago this month. I required 100 stitches from a plastic surgeon. It was a very gory, very bloody picture I took of me in a hospital ER bed while laying down waiting for the Plastic Surgeon to show up that day as my face had been mutilated by a dog.

I imagine this attack would be similar to a Growlith's Bite attack.

Some of the attacks the Poke'mon do, if they ever used them on their human trainers, such as Pikachu often shocking Ash in the Anime, would NOT be a fun experience. I imagine it would be similar to when a cop uses his taser on you.

Take Arbok, obviously inspired by a King Cobra. In the game it bites you and you're "poisoned" (ironically though, no snakes are poisonous, a lot of snakes however are 'venomous'). If that happened in real life, well it was nice knowing you, but thats the end of you. And for that matter, short of a Honey Badger Poke'mon, the end of your Poke'mon after the battle as well.

I'm in Tucson Arizona, we have a good amount of rattlesnakes per acre in any given part of the desert. one bites you, and IF you make it to a hospital in time, assuming you're not a small child or an elderly person, you're out of commission for a couple weeks, while using up $2,000 per vial anti-venom.

When I was at my work at a college, they had a copperhead in a glass cage, and I poked my face in front of his cage and he lunged and bit the glass. If he had been successful, that would have been a long stay at the hospital for the next several days or weeks. On the opposite end of the spectrum they had a Timber Rattler which was extremely mellow and never coiled up or prepared to bite you if you did anything in front of his cage. The only way I could foresee him biting you and envenoming you is if you stepped on him (which is possible since they have amazing camouflage on their scales that makes them as close to invisible as Predator in that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie from the 80's without actually being invisible)

We got Bark Scorpions that require a trip to the hospital and takes multiple days to recover from their stings. Your whole leg can get paralyzed for a period of time just over a small scorpion stinging you on your foot and numbing your nerve endings as its the most dangerous scorpion on the N. American continent. I check my covers in bed every so often for bugs, since bugs and the desert go hand in hand, but usually all I find are some ginormous and disgusting cockroaches. That being said we have had Scorpions in our house before and we do everything in our power to maintain a relatively bug free house (when I say bug, that includes Arthropods and Arachnids like Scorpions).

Some of the Poke'mon's attacks are obviously inspired by their interpretations of their real life counterparts, and while I can tolerate some animals, I own a hamster afterall (very similar to a Rattata minus the tail) I don't think we need, you know 719 more species of animals on this planet all capable of doing attacks against potential human targets. I try to avoid the venemous bugs and snakes in my part of the desert as it sits now. IIRC Ash died for a period of time from getting hit by an attack from MewTwo in the original movie.
I totally agree. Pokemon can kill you. Found this on YouTube. It is terrifying xD
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh-7kEk1ceE
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Boured

The Guildmaster

Age 23
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My Laptop
Seen March 12th, 2021
Posted April 19th, 2016
171 posts
9.6 Years
Every single pokemon that has ever existed or ever will exist that is my answer
"What separates the wise man from the fool is whether or not they can learn from their mistakes" -Boured

Jagold is awesome!

Nidoking76

Not splitting the party

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Lavender Town. I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
Seen April 14th, 2015
Posted March 4th, 2015
498 posts
9.2 Years
Every single pokemon that has ever existed or ever will exist that is my answer
Did you not watch that YouTube video?
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Boured

The Guildmaster

Age 23
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My Laptop
Seen March 12th, 2021
Posted April 19th, 2016
171 posts
9.6 Years
May not be yours but I watched something similar and well MY CLAIM OBJECTED lol
"What separates the wise man from the fool is whether or not they can learn from their mistakes" -Boured

Jagold is awesome!

Nidoking76

Not splitting the party

Male
Lavender Town. I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
Seen April 14th, 2015
Posted March 4th, 2015
498 posts
9.2 Years
Also, Meowth would cause extreme inflation with its payday technique.
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moon

they/them
Seen 11 Hours Ago
Posted 22 Hours Ago
37,443 posts
15.5 Years
It's funny how this thread originally seemed to be about fakemon :p That's Pokémon General for you, always imagining how things would be if they were real. <3
paired with Ivysaur
Male
Seen August 19th, 2014
Posted April 26th, 2014
155 posts
9.8 Years
Arceus, because it'd turn world religion upside down and, though it probably shouldn't, the thought makes me giggle. I don't think any other Pokemon has the potential to cause more chaos if it were real than that one. Plus, by extension, if Arceus existed, it could quite easily bring every other Pokemon into existence as well...

Sonata

Don't let me disappear

Age 27
Male
Indiana
Seen 6 Hours Ago
Posted March 25th, 2023
13,619 posts
10.2 Years
Exodia. Oh wait that's not a pokemon....Omnimon. That's not a pokemon either....Tyranitar. He's my bro.

Khoshi

とてもかわいい!

Age 24
Male
Sydney, Australia
Seen January 3rd, 2020
Posted October 16th, 2019
2,646 posts
10.1 Years
A lot of Pokemon would be really fearsome in real life...even Magikarp. I for one don't have enough money to train one. :(

But, ignoring Pokemon having the ability of being able to cause massive amounts of harm, probably Growlithe or Arcanine. Who wouldn't want a loyal fire guard dog, by your side all the time, who's also warm to the touch?