Dirty thoughts. Page 2

Started by Nick December 24th, 2013 9:27 PM
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disciplish

supreme meme machine

Male
under the rpt floorboards
Seen June 17th, 2020
Posted April 13th, 2020
880 posts
10.7 Years
I have the potential to be extremely dirty, but I keep it under control unless it's provoked or someone practically invites those thoughts to the top of my head. I'm not really shameful of thinking it, although I would be shameful in sharing those thoughts with those who don't want to know them.
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Horny bastard

Female
Honnouji Gakuen
Seen October 21st, 2014
Posted October 21st, 2014
77 posts
9.4 Years
My username is █▄ █▄█ ▄█▀ ▀█▀. An anagram of ****. My usertitle says 'Horny Bastard'. Avatar has a sexy lady looking all sensual with those amazing lips hnnnnggg from one of the most perverted hentai manga (Hishoka Drop if you're interested, js) ever.

You do the math, guys. I'm a saint who never thinks of dirty things. Nope.

seeker

Ireland
Seen November 1st, 2019
Posted May 20th, 2018
10,593 posts
14.1 Years
Well I once heard that a male thinks about these sort of things every 13 seconds on average. Perhaps that's during their teen years... But I guess like any male, I think of sexual things fairly frequently, but they're part of my nature and I barely even notice them really. Often I discuss them with others when I'm comfortable with them, sexuality is to be expressed and not hidden, I have always felt that way and I see no need to lock it up in a cage only to have an uneducated mind about how your sexuality is formed and how it works.

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Horny bastard

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Honnouji Gakuen
Seen October 21st, 2014
Posted October 21st, 2014
77 posts
9.4 Years
^ sooo to summarise Gav is a pervert and proud of it, hehehe.

On second thoughts, I don't think I am THAT perverted or think about dirty things all the time. I've got plenty of things in my life now which take up most of what my brain thinks about. But yeah, when I do feel aroused, I can think dirty. Quite dirty, haha.
Age 37
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Somewhere near the sun, Florida.
Seen October 30th, 2015
Posted October 12th, 2015
379 posts
9.7 Years
I too have a filthy mind. All of things I would do to my fiancee *drools*. But I must wait! Once we marry (if legislation goes through overturning the ban) I will get to fulfill my dirty thoughts outside the more innocent ones (such as skirt flipping).
Coming sometime!

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TheKantoKid

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Age 35
Male
Next to the farm
Seen March 20th, 2020
Posted March 20th, 2020
193 posts
11.1 Years
I am...*checks for people who know me* a pervert. (I promise my user name is not a testament of it!) My Angel knows all too well about my perverted mind...~(HeeHee~) One of my imouto's is just as perverted as I am. I usually discuss a lot of my perverted ideas and thoughts with her. On a side note this thread has me thinking of handcuff for some reason...

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Age 28
Female
Ohio, United States
Seen June 30th, 2014
Posted June 28th, 2014
270 posts
9.6 Years
I used to have them a lot more than I do now, mainly when I was in a relationship about 2 months ago. Now I have a lot of other things on my plate so it's not right where my mind goes.

It's a lot harder for thoughts to be provoked in me because I'm not really attracted to physical appearances.
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American Wolf

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in hell
Seen December 6th, 2022
Posted January 19th, 2018
490 posts
9.4 Years
I have soooo many at night during day n when see show pops in the thought so haunting especially when a good looking girl walks by its like why now
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Trev

i gave you everything...

Age 26
Male
Seen December 31st, 2021
Posted March 27th, 2019
1,505 posts
11 Years
"Hmm, what time is it...? Oh, 8 o'clock? Seems like a good time to Google some porn." - Me every Friday

Evening

Non-binary
(Blank)
Seen December 1st, 2021
Posted February 5th, 2016
808 posts
9.4 Years
Oh god.
It feels weird telling this to everyone.

Okay, so... No one here really knows me.

In real life, I take a dose of dirty thoughts at least everyday. I think of it, make jokes about it, and I sometimes mishear things.

God, all of you will not want to know how dirty and perverted I am.

I misheard our librarian say, "You're helping our library build an ******** erection."

Aeroblast

Male
Basement
Seen February 25th, 2017
Posted February 25th, 2017
4,173 posts
9.8 Years
Do you discuss them with other people?
Isn't that the point of this thread? lol.

Unless you mean outside the internet... Well, at least half my friends I know has admitted to watching porn and I admitted so as well so that's that.

ShadoMaster

Pokémon Actor

Age 27
Male
Iron Island
Seen November 30th, 2016
Posted November 30th, 2016
18 posts
9.5 Years
24/7
I embrace my perverted thoughts. I don't talk about them with my family, I just let most of my friends know that I'm a pervert and if they feel comfortable with it then I'll probably mention my dirty thoughts all the time with them. I don't really care what anyone thinks, it is probably the only downside to my personality and i'm fine with that.


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The fact that I got that fetish thread locked for posting too much should indicate that I don't have the purest of thoughts running through my mind. I try and contain myself when in public but while I'm home I just embrace whatever it is I'm feeling. I think the fact that I'm never comfortable talking about the stuff I'm into with people in my day to day life contributes to my perverted nature and taboo fantasies.

Or maybe that's just an excuse and I'm a natural born freak haha.

CliCliW

I have a Ph.D in Horribleness.

Age 29
Female
Ireland
Seen August 15th, 2015
Posted August 15th, 2015
435 posts
10.4 Years
Oh wow this thread!

For the most part, I don't think too many dirty thoughts cross my mind but I'm not sure cause I don't pay enough attention to them. *Cue hyper awareness for the next few weeks*

A lot of the time I'll say something and my boyfriend follows up with a "That's what she said" and then the dirties start.

Still, this makes me think of a quote in Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

"I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex."

Evanlyn

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Age 27
Female
The TARDIS
Seen January 15th, 2015
Posted December 25th, 2014
256 posts
11.9 Years
I don't have very many dirty thoughts. Usually, if I do, it happens when someone else has said something (which can be taken dirty), then cracks up. I don't tend to immediately think of the dirty definitions or anything.

That being said, my friends have begun to.. ah.. instruct me in what words mean what in the dirty-minded world. So yes, I discuss it a bit with them, but that's it haha. I'm rather a noob when it comes to the world of dirty thinking.

Crux

Evermore

Age 27
Male
青い世界
Seen October 10th, 2014
Posted August 21st, 2014
1,302 posts
10.7 Years
My libido is everlasting, my kingdom, strong.

As for my thoughts, the ancient Egyptians would think I was a freak if they knew them.
The ancient Egyptians had no word for 'virgin'.


Oh, and, Gav, it's every 7 seconds, not 13.





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TheFattestSnorlax

New year, new possibilities

Age 25
Male
Australia
Seen January 19th, 2017
Posted January 15th, 2017
2,382 posts
12.2 Years
Whenever anything comes up about mature rated video games, there is the moment my mind gets dirty. And it's really hard to get it out with that, and watching some content from the game. Nothing else seems to make me think dirty.
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