Pizza should be eaten using- Page 2

Started by Honest January 19th, 2014 7:47 PM
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I just sort of pick it up, and fold the slice in half, then shove as much as I can in my mouth. I've tried to eat it with utensils, but it didn't work out. I felt odd.
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Hands. I fail to see why you would need to use silverware for a pizza lol.

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I've eaten pizza entirely with cutlery a few times when I don't want to get my hands dirty. But I think I'll be the minority and say I've probably eaten pizza with cutlery just as many times as I've eaten it with my hands, now that I think of it.

I'm not going to go into like every minute detail second by second, but I start out with cutlery while it's hot and as it gets a bit colder just eat the damn thing with my hands. :/
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  • Order by phone.
  • Wait 30 minutes or less.
  • Take the box into the house.
  • Wait until cold, preferrably by crying like a little *****.
  • Eat while in the fetal position and feeling lonely, using your hands.
  • Get help.

Now that's not saying I do that, but if I had my way that would be how I eat it.
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  • Order by phone.
  • Wait 30 minutes or less.
  • Take the box into the house.
  • Wait until cold, preferrably by crying like a little *****.
  • Eat while in the fetal position and feeling lonely, using your hands.
  • Get help.

Now that's not saying I do that, but if I had my way that would be how I eat it.
Why let a perfectly healthy and young pizza go cold? That's just evil. Like telling a 9 year old he has cancer.
I'd rather use a bottle of whisky for that
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Why let a perfectly healthy and young pizza go cold? That's just evil. Like telling a 9 year old he has cancer.
I'd rather use a bottle of whisky for that


it's not like they're mutually exclusive on the sad-person scale
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Absolutely with hands. I've actually been trying to find different ways to eat pizza... The other two I like, are stacking them on top of each other (like a pizza sandwich), and also rolling it up so it looks like a cinnamon roll or something, hahaha.

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Normally I eat it with my hands as well while I don't care if it's as hot as burning lava, yet once
ONCE
I whyever tried to eat one with a spoon and...

... actually worked out quite well

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Ugh, I hate it when people eat pizza with a fork. It's like they think they're better then everybody else somehow.
So yeah, I eat it with my hands. Like a normal person. And when it's too big, I fold it.






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Take the pizza in your hand and fill your mouth with it! I love doing that! And then the part where your mouth is full of cheese and barbequed chicken and minced meat!!! Oh My God I love that feeling!!!


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Hands. Unless it's impossible to pick it up without the toppings falling off or something then I cut away with utensils. But since 90% of the time that isn't the case I just use my hands the majority of the time.

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I like to use my toes to eat :3
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I actually prefer to use cutlery, but I often get picked on for it. I can't stand having messy hands, so using a fork and knife is easier for me.


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I eat pizza with my feet...just kidding. It would be cool to be able to, though. I eat it with my hands even if it is too hot. My eyes end up watering and I have to jug my milk, but the pizza is worth it. XD
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Folded, NY style. I'll be honest though, I've eaten it with silverware more than once...but only because I wanted to use my phone at the same time and I am ridiculously particular about touching anything with greasy/dirty hands.

I die a little every time I see people do that ;-;
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I eat pizza with my hands as most people here do, however deep dish pizza is eaten with a fork and knife for obvious reasons.
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DID SOMEONE SAY PIZZA? :O

I eat pizza with my hands. At work, I fold my slice in half and dip it in copious amounts of pasta sauce. If it's a thicker pizza I won't, obviously.

Only time I use silverware is to cut a pizza in half for easier dipping in pasta sauce. Then it's back to using my hands. :p

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