There's always the story of a women giving birth to an alien. The tabloids are so weird all the time haha.
"Unable to perceive the shape of You, I find You all around me. Your presence fills my eyes with Your love, It humbles my heart, For You are everywhere"
If you mean the celebrity gossip, then I read it CONSTANTLY. Nothing brightens my smile more than the latest scandal from Miley Cyrus or any other dopey star.
Man claims abduction by alien!
Footage of Bigfoot!
Lady gives birth to alien!
Man explodes after eating too much!
Tabloids stories are sooo hilarious. Although, when I was younger they always seemed to freak me out because of those weird creepy pitures they had and those really not legit stories that I thought was real, lol.
It's a guilty pleasure of mine to occasionally go onto websites like PerezHilton to read about celebrities and the weird tabloid news stories that have been written about them :c I've heard of that pregnant story though; definitely raised my eyebrows back then.
My favorite recent article was the one about Obama's so-called scandalous affair with Beyonce. Couldn't stop laughing, as the headline picture was Obama whispering into Yonce's ear and she was giggling. I think I read somewhere he was actually telling her that he had bought her visual album lol
My favorite recent article was the one about Obama's so-called scandalous affair with Beyonce. Couldn't stop laughing, as the headline picture was Obama whispering into Yonce's ear and she was giggling. I think I read somewhere he was actually telling her that he had bought her visual album lol
XD
Reminds me of the Hillary and Huma Abedin Affair rumors.
Oh wait, there was a better one about her. Stuff about cancer, bisexuality, extramarital relationships, Bin Laden cover-ups,
I mean, I personally think there are plenty of pros and cons to a Hillary presidency in 2016, and would need to see other candidates republican or otherwise before making my decision; I don't vote like a simpleton. But this crap the National Inquirer pulls? It's offensive and scary, yet, at times, I find myself laughing. At the end of the day, these magazines, as scary as it is, convince people of heinous falsehoods, but I just love the entertainment value. (as twisted as that sounds!)
Spoiler:
HILLARY CLINTON has decided to TELL ALL in a blockbuster $25 million memoir – so there will be NO secrets left to uncover when she runs for president in 2016!
That’s what publishing industry sources and insiders close to the 65-year-old former first lady have told The ENQUIRER, and they’ve shared explosive details of the shocking marital and political lies she’s likely to expose.
In a series of bombshells sure to rock the nation’s capital and her political supporters all across America, Hillary will finally admit the truth about her sexuality, her recent brain cancer agony and what really happened to Osama bin Laden’s corpse.
The ambitious politico will also disclose what former White House intern Monica Lewinsky confessed about her affair with then-president Bill Clinton and divulge the Monica baby news that she’s kept secret for 17 years, sources say.
“By writing this tell-all, Hillary will settle old scores and get revenge on her enemies,” said a close friend.
Just two months after stepping down from her prestigious post as secretary of state in President Barack Obama’s first administration, Hillary landed a $14 million advance to write the book.
“But she’ll easily earn as much as $25 million through future royalties,” predicted a source familiar with her deal with publishing giant Simon & Schuster. “And as hard as it’s been for Bill to stomach, Hillary is going to put it all out there. She’ll deal with the fallout when the book is published so it will all be old news by the time she runs for president in 2016.”
Insiders say the biggest bombshell Hillary will drop is the flagrant lie she’s been telling for decades about the true nature of her sexuality.
“Bill and Hillary are the consummate politicians, and they realize the LGBT community is a huge voting bloc,” said a family insider.
“They want lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgender people behind Hillary in the 2016 campaign. So Hillary’s going to come clean for the votes. She’ll admit that she’s bisexual and has had lesbian relationships.”
Hillary dropped a major hint about her coming out in March when she announced her support of gay marriage in a six-minute video.
“Hillary sent a clear message about her true feelings, saying that her ‘personal views’ about gay life and marriage ‘have been shaped over time by people I have known and loved,’” explained the source.
“While Hillary wasn’t specific about the identity of those ‘people,’ her book will reveal all the details.”
According to a source, Hillary will also confirm The ENQUIRER’s report in 2000 that a veterinarian who treated the family cat Socks at the White House stumbled upon her locked in a steamy embrace with a woman.
Another lie that Hillary will fess up to is her denial that she battled a serious brain crisis before being hospitalized with a blood clot in her head.
As The ENQUIRER reported in January, Hillary struggled with a brain cancer scare when she suffered a concussion after a fainting spell in December 2012.
That incident led to extensive testing to determine whether Hillary’s splitting headaches, blackouts, memory lapses, fatigue and fainting were caused by a brain tumor or incurable brain cancer.
Doctors subsequently discovered a blood clot in a vein between her brain and her skull behind her right ear, and dissolved it with blood thinners.
“But in her book, Hillary will admit that she thought that she had brain cancer before undergoing tests,” said the pal.
Her brain cancer fears were triggered by a collapse along with the knowledge that her longtime friend, the late Sen. Ted Kennedy, was diagnosed with the brain cancer that killed him after falling, said the source.
“Hillary will write about her agony waiting for the diagnosis and admit she thought she was going to die,” said the pal. “During that time, she said goodbye to friends and family. She also drew up her will and even made her own funeral arrangements. Happily, in the end, she didn’t have brain cancer.”
Hillary’s book will also rip the lid off the details of Osama bin Laden’s burial at sea (see story below).
After years of remaining mum about her husband’s affair with Monica Lewinsky, Hillary will finally disclose her gut-wrenching reaction to the illicit romance, insiders say.
“Hillary will reveal that Monica got the message to her that Bill was ‘in love’ with her and wanted to ‘start a family’ with her,” said the publishing insider. “Hillary will tell the world that when she learned this, she went into a White House bathroom and vomited.”
The pal added: “Hillary will also write that Monica had planned on getting pregnant so she could steal Bill away.”
The book will also give Hillary the opportunity to get revenge on her former boss – President Obama.
“While Barack and (first lady) Michelle accepted Hillary as someone they could work with, they both hate Bill,” said the pal.
“Hillary will address the intrigues at the Obama White House, including Barack’s boozing and his tattered marriage. The book will undoubtedly make the Clintons new enemies and further inflame old ones, especially the Obamas. But Hillary believes she’ll be so popular by 2016, she won’t even need President Obama’s support.”
BOOK BONUS! WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO BIN LADEN’S CORPSE
IN her blockbuster book, Hillary will reveal the conflict that took place in the White House over the decision to kill 9/11 mastermind Osama bin Laden – and what to do with his body after the Navy SEAL mission was carried out on May 1, 2011.
“Hillary will exact revenge on President Obama’s senior adviser Valerie Jarrett,” said a publishing industry source. “The two women fought bitterly about killing bin Laden. Hillary will write that three times in 2011 she advised Obama to get bin Laden based on CIA intelligence but that he cautiously sided with Jarrett and refused.
“Hillary will also explain why she was against bin Laden’s hasty burial in the Arabian Sea. She wanted the press to see the plane with the body arrive back on U.S. soil. Furthermore, she’ll reveal that the exact burial location was different from what the public was initially told.
“And to nip conspiracy theories in the bud, she wanted to release graphic death photos of bin Laden’s bullet-pocked body. But Obama rejected her plan because he feared it would inflame the Muslim world.”
And the Globe ways in about another "supposed" affair in more detail, along with her "grim" medical diagnosis:
Spoiler:
"HILLARY Clinton has been warned that running for President in 2016 could KILL her!"
"HILLARY Clinton has been videoed engaged in a steamy swimming pool romp with another gal!
According to America’s Globe magazine, the video recently surfaced and is threatening to torpedo any plans Clinton has of running for the White House in 2016."
“There are sex rumors dogging the possible presidential candidate,” a source said.
Meanwhile, Hillary is doing her best to get in shape!
The former First Lady is meeting with diet guru Dr. Mark Hyman — who’s credited with turning around Bill Clinton’s health — as she prepares for a 2016 presidential run.
According to New York Post gossip column Page Six, Hillary was spotted dining with Hyman at the West Street Grill in Litchfield, Conn., earlier this month.
She was accompanied by four Secret Service agents and two troopers, drove an hour from her home in Chappaqua for the three-hour dinner with Hyman and his girlfriend.
I like all the ones that talk about the actors furiously cheating on each other one week, and then having a brain tumor the next week, and then the week after one of the same people killed a fellow actor for their millions, and then the secret lover of the actor that died suddenly makes an appearance, and fights the other one in court to earn said money. Then you find the lover was just in it for the moolah. -w-
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