Amusing things characters say

Started by Nah February 1st, 2014 3:36 PM
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Nah

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Ever had I time when a character said something that you found amusing? Somebody say something really funny? Share hilarious lines from games you've played. We all could use a good laugh anyway.
Nah ンン
“No, I... I have to be strong. Everyone expects me to."

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"I realize now that it will take time. that the road ahead is long and shrouded in darkness. It is a road that will not always take me where I wish to go and I doubt I will live to see its end, but I will travel down it; nonetheless, for at my side walks hope in the face of all that insists I turn back, I carry on and this... this is my compromise." - Connor.

One of my most favorite quotes from Assassin's Creed, haha.

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"I was looking through some old suggestion cards to get used to human testing again. Do you want to know what the number one suggestion was? Less deadly tests. That's absurd! How do they know the test was deadly if they were still alive enough to write the suggestion?" - Glados (Portal 2)
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Captain Oshawott

The Otter Pirate

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"I've got crops to take care of." -Dominic Santiago *Gears of War 3*

"I think the radishes can cope without you for a while." -Marcus Fenix *same game*

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"Yeah, my boss is kind of like a big shot around here. He's got connections-" -Gary *Dead Rising 3*

"Oh, great, a mobster-" -Nick Ramos *same game*

"Oye, don't be rude! He prefer's the term 'King Pin'." -Gary.

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"First you will be baked, and then there will be cake." -Glad0s (Portal 1)

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"Hey Mordin, Jack and I are getting kind of serious. But I'm concerned that her biotic powers could prove problematic, any official diagnosis?" -Commander Shepard (Mass Effect 2)

"Yes, interesting choice. Powerful biotic, could cause fatal internal hermorraging, will prescribe," -Mordin Solus (same game) while putting on sunglasses. "-Anti-biotics."
The Captain's Crew:

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"It's an empty glass. Saddest thing I've seen all day."
"Maybe I can deduce my fist into your face. Bet that would shut you up."
(After being caught in a place he shouldn't be in) "Ain't this the kitchen? Where's Rosa?"
"Your dad's a surgeon. He sews people up all the ti-HEY, I'm a man!" (Response to a kid who said that her dad can't sew because he's a man, despite asking Hyde to do it.)

Kyle Hyde is an awesome douche.

Dragon

lover of milotics

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Oh my gods, Kid Icarus Uprising quotes (these are actual quotes; someone made images from them!):



AHHH, DONKEY KONG REFERENCE, wow. I think this was played at after the Ring of Chaos level or something. Its where we get the Chariot!





... actually, that's even less convincing. tehee, scardy cat pit. <3


"Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess...
DRAGON SLAVE!"

Mr. X

It's... kinda effective?

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Heavy Gear II
"Hello Talon Commander! Welcome to Gamorrah, asscrack of the universe!" (Dragon to PC, after arriving on Gamorrah)
"Of course - We'll just jump our three tons on very quietly and they will never hear us." (Antion Malliux to Juno Vesping, arguing on how to infiltrate a heavily defended space port)

Battlezone II
"...Perhaps one day, they will know the value of the gift we are about to give them. People of Earth, prepare to meet your future." (Padasha Burnes, Scion ending - Terraforming the Dark Planet)
"How were they going to destroy Earth? Or did they ever want to destroy Earth at all? I guess we'll never know... The answer dies with them." (John Cook, ISDF Ending - Destroying Core)

Homura Akemi

time is f o r e v e r~

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"Move and I'll shoot! ...I messed up. I mean, shoot and I'll move. In a flash." ~ Marisa Kirisame, Imperishable Night.

Shows the true nature of danmaku shooters.

"2014 sometimes leads to even better April Fools' jokes."
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"Let's go to Aquios." (Star Ocean: Till the End of Time) I swear, Fate says this in almost every cut scene on that planet.

Also, any time two people talk about ladders in the Ace Attorney games. Phoenix and Apollo just can't win when it comes to ladders.
Yo, isn't Finneon an Eevee evolution? I mean, it has -eon in the name...

Nah

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I would have to rewrite the whole script of Neptunia games to answer this question =D

Half the stuff in Nippon Ichi games could probably be used in this thread =)


For example, Gig's introduction in Soul Nomad:


Who am I? Only the most hardcore ASSKICKER to ever walk the planet is all! The destroyer of everything! The commander of the World Eaters! But hell, you can just call me Gig.
Nah ンン
“No, I... I have to be strong. Everyone expects me to."

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"I have lived my life as best I could, not knowing its purpose, but drawn forward like a moth to a distant moon; and here at last, I discover a strange truth. That I am only a conduit, for a message that eludes my understanding." - Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Satoshi Ookami

Memento Mori

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Half the stuff in Nippon Ichi games could probably be used in this thread =)
Nepko isn't Nip1 but yea, you have a point there =D
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Spinosaurus

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Kid Icarus Uprising
Damn I completely forget. Yeah Kid Icarus Uprising is FULL of this.
Hades is the king of this one.
Hades: I'm so glad you asked! I just have one, humble little wish. You see this poor child? Both of her parents are dead. Aww... There was an unfortunate accident, if you know what I mean.
Pit: You mean you murdered them!
Hades: It was a simple case of distracted chariot driving. I shouldn't have been doing my hair. Anyway, I was hoping to use the Wish Seed to bring back the parents. Can you think of anything more joyous than a family reunion? Then, after that, they'd strike it rich. Like, rolling-in-dough rich. And then, we'd slap crowns on all of them, and make them royalty! And that's the general gist of my wish! Pretty noble, and not at all... evil, right? I can't think of anyone more deserving of the Wish Seed than yours truly!
Pit: I get what Viridi has against Hades. He's destructive and evil. But what does Hades have against Viridi?
Palutena: I think you answered your own question. Destruction is fun for him.
Hades: Well, five points for the squares! It's true. This is just my idea of a good time. Not that these serious ladies would know anything about having a good time.
Hades: Whatever. We'll just keep fighting without someone out there giving orders.
Palutena: Are you saying it makes no difference whether your troops have a leader?
Hades: They're all idiots. Seriously, I don't even know if any of them have actual brains.
Hades: Morning, do-gooders!
Pit: Don't tell me you two are behind this!
Hades: Sadly, no, though I do applaud any and all violence directed at you.
Hades (imitating alien voices): We are from outerr spaaaaaace...
Palutena (sarcastically): Yes, yes, you're hilarious.
Hades: Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade! Like this! *rams hijacked ship into mothership*
Pit: Wah! Well, that's one way to do it.
Viridi: That. Was. Awesome.
Palutena: The ship the Underworld Army hijacked was really in rough shape.
Viridi: Well, yeah. They DID crash it straight into the hive. But on the bright side...in doing so, they lost some of their own troops AND took out some Aurum forces.
Palutena: I AM thankful for that bit of good news.
Hades: Um, you're welcome?
Hades: Full disclosure here, the Mimicuties were courtesy of yours truly.
Pit: It WAS you!
Hades: What? Don't you like presents, Pitty Pat?
Hades: It's time for my minions to do their thing. Underlings! I'm offering 100 gold for the putz's head!
Pit: The name's Pit!
Hades: Yes, I know. Your tenure as a ring doesn't seem to have had any effect on that keen wit of yours.
Pit: Wait, you know that I was turned into a ring?
Hades: Oh, is it a secret? Then don't mind me. Mum's the word!
-later-
Viridi: Don't let him get to you, Pit. The Underworld Army is the one to blame.
Hades: Why, thank you. That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard you say.
Viridi: You know what? You're annoying.
Hades: Yow! She's feisty! Wear gloves with this one, minions!
Pit: Hades!
Hades: Pit!
Pit: ''Hades!''
Hades: ''Pit!''
Pit: ''HADEEEES!''
Hades: ''PIIIIITTTT!''
OK I'll stop.

Altairis

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Oh my god, literally every quote from Kid Icarus Uprising I found really funny. ^^ quoted above.

Um, I remember this one scene from Devil Survivor 2, when this one girl had to summon a demon Kama by "acting sexy"
Airi: K-Kama, darling, won't you come out? Pleeeease? Kaaamaaa! There's a cute girl waiting outside for you!!
*wind blows*
Protagonist: It's just not sexy enough.
Fumi: Well, what do you expect from Airi? I'm going to have to pull a few strings..
Daichi: What a surprising turn of events!
Protagonist: I've been waiting for this!
Airi: How dare you! *starts to pull up shirt, and demon suddenly appears*
Kama: I spy with my little eye.... a belly button!!!

I guess it's only funny if you've played the game a bit haha. Oh well ;~; A lot of the options you can have the Protagonist do/say are really funny.

Ooh, what about in Skyward Sword? A lot of Groose's lines were pretty funny. Like, "You're kind of imploding my mind right now" or "When you see Zelda.... tell her I said.... 'What's up'"

ORAS/XYBW