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The Void

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Seen May 29th, 2019
Posted August 9th, 2015
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Vambie totally would make a good Pokemon. I wonder what it evolves into...maybe something along the lines of Zomcula.


ok so
vambie-zompire-ZOMCULA

imagine zomcula with 110 stat throughout and typing dark/poison

ability : zombization = if the opposing mon hits with physical attack, then this mon will leech 10 % of total health per turn
Second Ability: Edward Sparkle
- Physical attacks on this Pokemon may cause infatuation.

Dream World Ability: Zombification
- Every attack ensures a 30% chance of the enemy Pokemon turning into a vambie/zompire/zomcula.

Has it ever occurred to you that Regigigas might be a zombie? Slow Start.

Movepool:

BRAAAINZ
- Targets the enemy's head. Guarantees 100% accuracy next turn.

Blood Drain
- Absorbs 50% of opponent's HP.

Transform (Zomcula only)
- Become a Crobat.

Okay, so what would you do if there was a vambie apocalypse?
Όφις ην μη φάγη όφιν, δράκων ου γενήσεται.

Khilia

Kawaii in the streets, senpai in the sheets

Age 24
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Everywhere yet nowhere
Seen August 12th, 2014
Posted July 6th, 2014
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[Transform (Zomcula only)
- Become a Zubat.
I fixed that for you :P
Although so it wouldn't be entirely pointless that might be Golbat as well
i always thought and dreamed about various apocalypses. no kidding lol

so imagine me surviving the apocalypse for more than 3 years, during which time most of the humans have perished and or turned. Only a group of 6 hot girls handling guns survive and me. one day when the group of vambies surround them and all their weapons are done for, i appear behind the vambies like



I then proceed to decimate those vambies with my sick moves impressing the girls while i do so after a while when i have killed all of them i look at girls and go

The Void

hiiiii

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MOTHA RUSSIA
Seen May 29th, 2019
Posted August 9th, 2015
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I fixed that for you :P
Although so it wouldn't be entirely pointless that might be Golbat as well
Edited. Might as well become a Crobat because Zomculas are fancy and all.

i always thought and dreamed about various apocalypses. no kidding lol

so imagine me surviving the apocalypse for more than 3 years, during which time most of the humans have perished and or turned. Only a group of 6 hot girls handling guns survive and me. one day when the group of vambies surround them and all their weapons are done for, i appear behind the vambies like



I then proceed to decimate those vambies with my sick moves impressing the girls while i do so after a while when i have killed all of them i look at girls and go

But the girls are in fact vambies who have learned the art of disguise. Now imagine kissing one of them.
Όφις ην μη φάγη όφιν, δράκων ου γενήσεται.

Khoshi

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Posted October 16th, 2019
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What would I do in a vambie apocalypse...hide because, well, it's zombies and vampires. On the bright side, knowing they're part vampire, it would be safe to go out in the day. :3

Khoshi

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaa don't ruin my fantasy :( they are hot girls . ;)
hot undead girls, my friend.

nowhere is safe

Khoshi

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i look at your profile, Gender: Female.

my friend you won't understand lol, if you are the only guy alive and then you see hot girls, seriously speaking i won't mind dying.
But, the undead have rotting bodies. They look beautiful now, but take a closer look. :p

Khoshi

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read my story newb i said six surviving girls, don't make it any more scary than what it already is
But it's a story about vampire/zombie hybrids! How could I not make it scary? :I

Khoshi

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Well make it scary as long as the hottest of the group is not a vambie (sounds like a sheep name :P)
Fine, fine...

but the rest have vambie essence in them.
Fine, five of the girls are vambies, and one of them, the hottest, is alive. But she's bitten and only has two hours left before she becomes a vambie too and tries to kill you.
fine after two hours of enjoyment when she is about to turn, Abraham Lincoln the vambie hunter arrives with some father who gives us some holy water and the girl returns to normal.

THE END.

Khoshi

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fine after two hours of enjoyment when she is about to turn, Abraham Lincoln the vambie hunter arrives with some father who gives us some holy water and the girl returns to normal.

THE END.
10/10 would make into feature length film

Khilia

Kawaii in the streets, senpai in the sheets

Age 24
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fine after two hours of enjoyment when she is about to turn, Abraham Lincoln the vambie hunter arrives with some father who gives us some holy water and the girl returns to normal.

THE END.
needs more fast car chases, explosions, salad and drama though

The Void

hiiiii

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MOTHA RUSSIA
Seen May 29th, 2019
Posted August 9th, 2015
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fine after two hours of enjoyment when she is about to turn, Abraham Lincoln the vambie hunter arrives with some father who gives us some holy water and the girl returns to normal.

THE END.
Wow... that's just epic. I cried.
Όφις ην μη φάγη όφιν, δράκων ου γενήσεται.
needs more fast car chases, explosions, salad and drama though
this is just a rough copy, but ok

Abraham Lincoln arrives in a Lamborghini with a father while eating salads and listening to an old drama radio play chased by cop cars filled with vambies. On the way linconl removes his helmet and throws it out the window, a car full of zombies dramatically goes up into the air and lands on another one to cause a big explosion. While on the hot chase the father throws a grenade at a mountain on the road side to cause a land slide and stop the vambies.

10/10 no?

The Void

hiiiii

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MOTHA RUSSIA
Seen May 29th, 2019
Posted August 9th, 2015
1,416 posts
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this is just a rough copy, but ok

Abraham Lincoln arrives in a Lamborghini with a father while eating salads and listening to an old drama radio play chased by cop cars filled with vambies. On the way linconl removes his helmet and throws it out the window, a car full of zombies dramatically goes up into the air and lands on another one to cause a big explosion. While on the hot chase the father throws a grenade at a mountain on the road side to cause a land slide and stop the vambies.

10/10 no?
Then Lincoln walks with his back on the explosion. Oh and by the grenade was filled with holy water. Oh and the priest was a ninja.

Sequel teaser

The last one hundred vambies walk cluelessly. All around them they see dead bodies of vambies and humans. One of them glows a bright white. Suddenly he shifts and changes!

He grows bigger and stronger, and he can talk!

He is now... the zompire.

10/10 would watch
Όφις ην μη φάγη όφιν, δράκων ου γενήσεται.

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