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professor plum

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..I don't even know what a goat simulator is. I've seen it referenced on tumblr, though.

Lol @ Michael Bay tho.
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Why do I think of GTA V when I hear Michael Bay? I really don't know.
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..I don't even know what a goat simulator is.
It's a simulator game where you're playing as a goat XD Honestly don't know what the point of the game is, but it's pretty hilarious by the looks of YouTube videos.

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I thought it was meant to mock all traditional simulator games. But it honestly looks pretty good. I... I don't know where the world is going.
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Well, that was a shift and a half (and then another half, and then another half).

Someone phoned in sick, so we were a staff member short. Two people trying to do a four-man job = chaos. We got there in the end, but holy crap am I exhausted.

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I find it rather intriguing that a splice of Nigel Powers from Austin Powers in Goldmember and Michael Moore come to mind when I think of Micheal Bay. From this you can gather I have no clue who the hell he his. <_<

So, recently I struck absolute gold in finding a version of Levels by Avicii that sounded like the one in the Vevo video (not the regular one). IMO 100% better y/y
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professor plum

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o_O that's it? It's..a goat simulator? lol okay XD

Well, that was a shift and a half (and then another half, and then another half).

Someone phoned in sick, so we were a staff member short. Two people trying to do a four-man job = chaos. We got there in the end, but holy crap am I exhausted.
I don't know what line of business you're working, but I know it sucked when that happened as a server. D:
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Oh god Goat Simulator XD that's some pretty funny ♥♥♥♥ to watch others play if you ask me.

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Goat Simulator is perfect. It deserves GOTY. It deserves Game of the Century. It deserves game of all time.
I've never actually played it. I've watched others though and it's absolutely hysterical. When I stop being broke as a joke and when it's available on Mac, I'm definitely going to get it.

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I guess it's one of those games where people think: "this is a joke right", but then they try it because of some reason they're all like: "wow this is amazingly hilarious"
Then it becomes popular as hell and the creators make monies over monies

...perhaps I should become a game programmer later

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I don't know what line of business you're working, but I know it sucked when that happened as a server. D:
I work for a catering firm, at a cafe that another company has leased space for. I basically work the front-of-house, face-to-face with the customers, as a Team Leader/shift manager, making sure everything's up to scratch and the other staff aren't messing around.

It's not a bad job, and I do enjoy it, but i'm only supposed to be contracted 30 hours, and with us being as short staffed as we are, these past few weeks or so i've been doing well over that, which isn't ideal.

Meh, £ is £ :3

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It's not a regular simulator, guys. All the characters ragdoll, the goat's headbutt is insanely strong, and you can sacrifice goats to goat Satan. Just the first five minutes are worth the ten bucks.


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I work for a catering firm, at a cafe that another company has leased space for. I basically work the front-of-house, face-to-face with the customers, as a Team Leader/shift manager, making sure everything's up to scratch and the other staff aren't messing around.

It's not a bad job, and I do enjoy it, but i'm only supposed to be contracted 30 hours, and with us being as short staffed as we are, these past few weeks or so i've been doing well over that, which isn't ideal.

Meh, £ is £ :3
Sounds like my life as a server. I went weeks where I would work at least sixty hours. ): It was so exhausting. But, the money was so nice, especially when I was bartending n_n;

And, interesting, the goat simulator sounds cool.
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I can't say I've ever wanted to be a goat.
Well, y'all, it's almost the weekend? What do y'all have planned? n_n
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Oh, I've never done a surprise party. That's bound to be a blast, though. I'm actually doing a road trip this weekend with my boyfriend. We're going to visit some of his friends. :<
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Road trip! I haven't done a road trip with my friends, ever. I reallllly hope I can, soon, cause that's bound to amazing :P And as for the party, it's bound to be a blast as long as she doesn't find out. And it's amazing that she hasn't since she's always with me and always stealing my damn phone.
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