Random Itches (Caution, no young childs allowed)

Started by Sonata April 14th, 2014 12:33 PM
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Sonata

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Have you ever just been sitting on the toilet taking a numero dos when all of the sudden a wild itch appears in your premium angus? Or have you ever had a random time when you had an itch in a weird spot and just were like "what do I do". And what did you do?

Shining Raichu

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Age 32
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Posted December 21st, 2017
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Alright, first of all

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA premium angus.

Secondly, I've perfected the art of putting my hand in my pocket and scratching it that way with nobody suspecting anything.
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Age 30
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Posted February 12th, 2022
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9.7 Years
BAHAHAHA.

Suffer through it until I find a spot to hide in, or sitting down sometimes helps a LITTLE bit. xD Usually there are plenty of spots to conceal myself though, if I can't suffer the itch any longer. The first questions answer is NO, I have never itched there while doing numero dos. xD

Sonata

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I've actually started learning how to get my shorts/pants/boxers up into my crack and then I clench my cheeks and walk and it works wonders.

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itt: people have itchy bums and I feel a disturbing sense of enlightenment

Just when I think PC couldn't surprise me any further. 8D
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Candy

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Excuse me for a sec... (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING THIS TOPIC OMG)

*ahem*

That rarely happens to me though, so idk. P:
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Trev

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Posted March 27th, 2019
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Of the topics I've seen here, this is quite obviously the best.

When that daunting little bastard know as itchiness invades my day, I do my best to make it not noticeable when I walk. If it's so bad that I can bear it no longer, bathrooms are a thing.

Khoshi

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Age 24
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Posted October 16th, 2019
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10.1 Years
mother of god that OP this is excellent


Anyway, no. I rarely get those sorts of itches, and if I ever do in the rare case, I'd just seclude myself and scratch like mad.

Sydian

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Posted November 29th, 2021
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when all of the sudden a wild itch appears in your premium angus?
If my steak started itching, I'd be really concerned how I could feel the pain of my beef.

Anyway, if I'm itchy, I try not to scratch anyway, no matter where it is. I have sensitive skin and it puffs up when I scratch it. It's annoying dealing with "y r u so red ew" or people thinking I've been rubbing the nasties. And with sensitive skin comes being very prone to itching...so ignoring it, no matter where, is the better option. It'll just keep itching and look worse if I scratch it.
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TwilightBlade

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Thanks for ruining beef for me. -_-
Your anguish pleases me.

I can't visualize a world where I itch while I'm sitting down on my bum, so to answer the second question, just go to the bathroom and take care of it~