The Item Wars

Started by Meksal April 22nd, 2014 7:06 PM
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Meksal

What do you mean this thing is priceless? *Nom nom nom*

Male
Somewhere between Hoenn and Kalos
Seen December 13th, 2016
Posted September 17th, 2015
340 posts
9.1 Years
An old game I used to own on another forum. Hope you enjoy, and read the entire thread before participating!


The Idea
There are 12 rounds in the game. Each round has a certain amount of enemies or obstructions you must defeat. You do so by using the items I give you each time I post. (They aren't always 'items', sometimes they're living entities and such. I'll go into more detail soon.)
The game has an HP system. You have HP, and the enemies have HP. If you are defeated, another player will have to heal you with a revival item. Until then, you can't participate. Enemies don't always use items, sometimes they simply kick you in the shin, but you always have to use items, which means you can't kick enemies in the shin. You can be weird and wacky with your item use! But I decide the damage it does next time I post. Swallowing a bomb and spitting it at an enemy may do more damage then simply placing it next to them!
There are a few different kinds of items, here they are:

Inanimate
These things aren't alive, that's about it.

Animate
These are alive and have HP. Sometimes they can be tamed, allowing you to control them. (I.E. give a dog a bone, and it will become your dog and listen to your commands. Bite the ninja, spike!)

Weapon
These can be equipped so that only you can use it, but this does not mean it is invincible! The weapon could break, or be stolen by an enemy.

Now, there are also status effects, whether they're inflicted by a flamethrower, a bottle of potion, or a plague. Some conditions are good though.

PARALYZED
Sometimes you won't be able to move. You'll get over this over time, or you could use an item to heal it.

BURNED
You'll take damage from this while it's in effect. It'll go away, or you could pour a bucket of water on yourself, that works too.

FROZEN
You can't move until you thaw out. You will over time, or perhaps a friend could use a flamethrower on you?

POISONED
Pretty much like burned, except I doubt pouring water all over you will cure poisoning. Plus it doesn't go away on its own. Makes for quite a deadly result.

MEGA
You can fight without using items! Goes away after a bit. You can get it by eating a mushroom (Not a regular mushroom, a mario mushrom :>)

INVINCIBILITY
Doo-doo-doo! Super invincibility time! You can't take damage for a few turns!

FLIGHT
Pretty self explanatory... You can fly! Put on some wings or something!

There are probably some other things I forgot to go into detail about, but i'll remember them. If you have any questions, just ask!

How do I sign up?

Just ask to, and i'll do the rest. Don't start playing until I say you can.

Follow the rules!
- No deciding how much damage you do to something, I decide that.
- No injuring other players.
- No pouting about how you think the way I handled something was unfair.

Now, without further ado.....



News Flash!
Round one has begun!
The enemy archer has appeared!
The enemy gunner has appeared!
The rotund warrior has appeared!
3 wooden swords have appeared!
A slice of toxic cake has appeared!
A pair of graceful wings have appeared!
A healing potion has appeared!

Enemies

Enemy Gunner [30/30 HP]
"He's an enemy, and he has a gun. Watch out!"

Enemy Archer [20/20 HP]
"This guy is quick, and his arrows look sharp! Be careful!"

Rotund Warrior [100/100 HP]
"This guy'll eat anything, even you!"



Items

Wooden Sword [3x] [Equipable]
"Made from the most delicate wood known to mankind. Don't expect much from it."

Slice of Toxic Cake [1x] [Digestible]
"By the time you realize it's poisonous, it's probably too late."

A Pair of Graceful Wings [1x] [Equipable, grants FLIGHT]
"Why, these are as light as a feather! Which is exactly what they're made of, so...."

A Healing Potion [1x] [Digestible, grants 20+ HP]
"I'll never have to take a painkiller again!"


Players

none

Meksal

What do you mean this thing is priceless? *Nom nom nom*

Male
Somewhere between Hoenn and Kalos
Seen December 13th, 2016
Posted September 17th, 2015
340 posts
9.1 Years

News Flash!
Round one has begun!
The enemy archer has appeared!
The enemy gunner has appeared!
The rotund warrior has appeared!
3 wooden swords have appeared!
A slice of toxic cake has appeared!
A pair of graceful wings have appeared!
A healing potion has appeared!

Enemies

Enemy Gunner [30/30 HP]
"He's an enemy, and he has a gun. Watch out!"

Enemy Archer [20/20 HP]
"This guy is quick, and his arrows look sharp! Be careful!"

Rotund Warrior [100/100 HP]
"This guy'll eat anything, even you!"



Items

Wooden Sword [3x] [Equipable]
"Made from the most delicate wood known to mankind. Don't expect much from it."

Slice of Toxic Cake [1x] [Digestible]
"By the time you realize it's poisonous, it's probably too late."

A Pair of Graceful Wings [1x] [Equipable, grants FLIGHT]
"Why, these are as light as a feather! Which is exactly what they're made of, so...."

A Healing Potion [1x] [Digestible, grants 20+ HP]
"I'll never have to take a painkiller again!"


Players

The Void [50 HP]
"Request a custom title here! Unless that's not your thing..."

Meksal

What do you mean this thing is priceless? *Nom nom nom*

Male
Somewhere between Hoenn and Kalos
Seen December 13th, 2016
Posted September 17th, 2015
340 posts
9.1 Years
The void equips a wooden sword and the pair of graceful wings. He flies up above the warrior and throws the toxic cake at him. The warrior catches it in midair, and eats it.

The warrior has taken 50 damage!
The warrior is poisoned!



News Flash!
The cake eating warrior is poisoned!
An infectious mosquito has appeared, watch out!
A flyswatter has appeared!
A 'drink me' soda has appeared!

Enemies

Enemy Gunner [30/30 HP]
"He's an enemy, and he has a gun. Watch out!"

Enemy Archer [20/20 HP]
"This guy is quick, and his arrows look sharp! Be careful!"

Rotund Warrior [50/100 HP] [POISONED]
"This guy'll eat anything, even you!"



Items

Wooden Sword [2x] [Equipable]
"Made from the most delicate wood known to mankind. Don't expect much from it."

A Flyswatter [1x] [Digestible]
"Slap... Slap... Slap.... Slap..."

A 'Drink Me' Soda [1x] [Edible, shrinks you]
"And now I shall never get home!"

A Healing Potion [1x] [Digestible, grants 20+ HP]
"I'll never have to take a painkiller again!"


Players

The Void [45/50 HP]

AZ Jr [50/50 HP]

The enemies attack!
The enemy gunner shoots at The Void. 5 damage!

Meksal

What do you mean this thing is priceless? *Nom nom nom*

Male
Somewhere between Hoenn and Kalos
Seen December 13th, 2016
Posted September 17th, 2015
340 posts
9.1 Years
The Void has killed the enemy gunner! Nice work!
AZ jr stabs the archer! 10 damage!




News Flash!
The enemy gunner is dead!
The Rotund warrior has taken 5 damage from poisoning!
5x Pecha Berries have appeared!
A Piece of Paper has appeared!
A Red Crayon has appeared!

Enemies

Enemy Archer [10/20 HP]
"This guy is quick, and his arrows look sharp! Be careful!"

Rotund Warrior [50/100 HP]
"This guy'll eat anything, even you!"

Infectious Mosquito [5/5 HP]
"It'll probably do more than make you itch like crazy..."

The enemies make their move!

The Rotund Warrior greedily swallows a pecha berry, poison cured!
The enemy archer fires an arrow at AZ jr, but it misses!
The infectious mosquito bites the void! The Void is now poisoned!


Items

Wooden Sword [1x] [Equipable]
"Made from the most delicate wood known to mankind. Don't expect much from it."

A Healing Potion [1x] [Digestible, grants 20+ HP]
"I'll never have to take a painkiller again!"

Pecha Berry [5x] [Edible, cures poison]
"The soil has returned to it's soft and loamy state."

A Piece of Paper [1x]
"Ow! I got a paper cut!"

A Red Crayon [1x] [Equipable]
"What did I tell you about coloring on the walls?"

Players

The Void [45/50 HP] [POISONED] [Holding a wooden sword and a flyswatter]

AZ Jr [50/50 HP] [Holding a wooden sword]

Meksal

What do you mean this thing is priceless? *Nom nom nom*

Male
Somewhere between Hoenn and Kalos
Seen December 13th, 2016
Posted September 17th, 2015
340 posts
9.1 Years
The Void eats a pecha berry, curing poison, and kills the enemy archer with the wooden sword! He scribbles all over the rotund warrior, but it doesn't do much besides making the warrior look laughable.




News Flash!
The Enemy Archer is dead!
A Man-Eating Bear has appeared!
A jar of honey has appeared!
A disc player has appeared!
A few heavy metal CDs have appeared!

Enemies

Rotund Warrior [50/100 HP]
"This guy'll eat anything, even you!"

Infectious Mosquito [5/5 HP]
"It'll probably do more than make you itch like crazy..."

The enemies make their move!

The Infectious Mosquito bites The Void again! Poisoned!

The Rotund Warrior brings his sword down on The Void, 20 damage!

Items

Wooden Sword [1x] [Equipable]
"Made from the most delicate wood known to mankind. Don't expect much from it."

A Healing Potion [1x] [Digestible, grants 20+ HP]
"I'll never have to take a painkiller again!"

Pecha Berry [3x] [Edible, cures poison]
"The soil has returned to it's soft and loamy state."

A Piece of Paper [1x]
"Ow! I got a paper cut!"

Jar of Honey [1x] [Edible]
"A day without a friend is like a pot without a single drop of honey left inside."

Disc Player [1x]
"It's like a giant ipod."

A Man-Eating Bear [HP 50/50] [Animate]
"I only eat men sometimes... Sometimes I eat women, too."

Heavy Metal CD [3x]
"Heavier than The Rotund Warrior."

Players

The Void [25/50 HP] [POISONED] [Holding a wooden sword a flyswatter, and an almost used up crayon.]

AZ Jr [50/50 HP] [Holding a wooden sword]

AZ Jr

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Age 22
Male
UK
Seen August 9th, 2014
Posted July 28th, 2014
127 posts
9.2 Years
I play one heavy metal CD full blast, hopefully loud enough to confuse the enemy.

I stuff some Honey in my ears so I can't hear it.

I hand The Void a Pecha Berry.
0490 - 5728 - 0199

Meksal

What do you mean this thing is priceless? *Nom nom nom*

Male
Somewhere between Hoenn and Kalos
Seen December 13th, 2016
Posted September 17th, 2015
340 posts
9.1 Years
I play one heavy metal CD full blast, hopefully loud enough to confuse the enemy.

I stuff some Honey in my ears so I can't hear it.

I hand The Void a Pecha Berry.
The CD plays incredibly loud, distracting everyone except you and The Void! The Void has been healed from poison thanks to the pecha berry!

I drink the healing potion, tame the bear by giving the bear some more honey, and make the bear attack Rotund.
You drink the entire healing potion. 20+ HP!
The bear laps up the honey and waits for a command, but it is distracted by the heavy metal music, and simply runs around in circles!







LOUD MUSIC IS BEING PLAYED

News Flash!
Heavy metal music is playing!
The bear has been tamed!
A teddy bear has appeared!

Enemies

Rotund Warrior [50/100 HP]
"This guy'll eat anything, even you!"

Infectious Mosquito [5/5 HP]
"It'll probably do more than make you itch like crazy..."

The enemies make their move!

All enemies are distracted by the music!

Items

Wooden Sword [1x] [Equipable]
"Made from the most delicate wood known to mankind. Don't expect much from it."

A Healing Potion [1x] [Digestible, grants 20+ HP]
"I'll never have to take a painkiller again!"

Pecha Berry [3x] [Edible, cures poison]
"The soil has returned to it's soft and loamy state."

A Piece of Paper [1x]
"Ow! I got a paper cut!"

Teddy Bear [1x]
"I want my teddy! Waaaaaaaah!"

Disc Player [1x] [Has 1 Heavy Metal CD inside]
"It's like a giant ipod."

Heavy Metal CD [2x]
"Heavier than The Rotund Warrior."

Players

The Void [45/50 HP] [Holding a wooden sword a flyswatter, and an almost used up crayon.]

AZ Jr [50/50 HP] [Holding a wooden sword]

The Void's Bear [50/50 HP]